Christ Cadets? Anyone?
Mary should be renamed M-Spot.
And Jesus will be forever known as Gee Whiz.
I like the idea of a suburban Bible.
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Genius.
Joseph will be J-Daddy from now on. Now, what else are we missing?
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Well, God. Adam. Eve. Umm... oh yeah, Moses. That guy. And Noah.
God will be simply misspelled Gawd, Adam will be Nekkid Man, Eve will be Nekkid Wimman, Moses will be Mosie, and Noah will be 2-Bit No-No.