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If You Were to Fend Off a Zombie Horde...
« on: June 19, 2005, 07:36:47 pm »
Creativity counts here.

Personally, I'd use a spiked horseshoe attached to a rope...or maybe something else.  I'll post it later.
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« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2005, 07:38:05 pm »
A spork. Definitely a spork.

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« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2005, 07:47:18 pm »
This is a very tough question. I need a few days to think about this.

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« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2005, 08:29:42 am »
Sorry to double post, but I had an idea.

First thing I would do is go down to the auditorium. Once inside I would secure the door to last for a short while. Then it's off to the sound room to turn on the PA system and start taunting the undead. At this point they should be breaking through the doors and waddling into the auditorium. With all things going according to plan I would reach into my pocket and pull out Michael Jacksons hit single "Thriller" and stick it in the stereo, putting it on repeat. Then I would shoot them all with specially-made mind bullets to obey the music. After that it's time to kick back and watch the zombies get funky in coordinated dance grooves. As they do that I would prepare my weapon... a Boomstick that fires Hanzo Steel katanas!
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« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2005, 09:17:02 am »
Just gimmee my sawed-off double barrell shotgun, son.  It's @ss-kicking time.

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« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2005, 09:22:25 am »
I like spraying air freshner in their eyes. After that happens, I'll kick them where it hurts and then beat the poop out of them :D

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« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2005, 11:34:11 am »
no no nonononononono.  you can ONLY defeat a zombie by blowing it's head OFF.  ^_^

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« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2005, 11:54:39 am »
any nearby blunt object will do me fine, such as a kettle, a broom, a computer monitor, or indeed any other house hold object that i can find handy.

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« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2005, 12:00:02 pm »
you're only gonna ::Dolphin Noise:: the bugger off mate.....

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« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2005, 04:12:16 pm »
i would blast them with a super atomic nuclear bomb lazer!!!!!
                                                                                               
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« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2005, 04:12:59 pm »
I'd use a shotgun and a machine gun.
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« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2005, 04:18:32 pm »
a machine gun and a couple grenades, i thinkl that'll do the trick!
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« Reply #12 on: June 20, 2005, 05:13:00 pm »
Hmmmm, I'd have to play really really really loud house music to make their heads a splode...

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« Reply #13 on: June 20, 2005, 07:13:10 pm »
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« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2005, 08:14:32 pm »
I'd lure them all into a spaceship, kill them by beating them with a guitar (quick draw mcgraw style) and take an escape pod, and let the ship go into the sun.

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« Reply #15 on: June 20, 2005, 10:30:00 pm »
A shotgun. And I wouldn't give them any mercy either. I hate zombies. :(

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« Reply #16 on: June 21, 2005, 11:17:09 am »
I got it! I'd attach a bomb to the back of a cute little hamster.  Cute little hamsters are impossible not to pick up and pet.  When the zombie picked up the cute little hamster, it would explode and destroy the zombie.  Then, I'd do this with thousands of hamsters.

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« Reply #17 on: June 24, 2005, 12:24:45 pm »
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« Reply #18 on: June 25, 2005, 10:05:33 am »
Okay...I have a new idea.

I'd take an idea straight out of Land of the Dead.

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I'd pour gas all over an area downhill from where I am.  Then, I'd take some round object and light it on fire.  When the zombies got to the gas, I'd roll the object down the hill.


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Sounds like F.U.N.

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« Reply #19 on: June 25, 2005, 10:44:11 am »
large spiked chain.

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« Reply #20 on: June 26, 2005, 12:44:45 am »
You couldn't Its a zombie Horde. The real question is how would you survive?
Kids: But mister Rabble How could I take on these fiends? Billy You'd need alot of supplies. Weapons are not that needy. But If I were you I'd take a few Flash grenades and a shotgun. And Alot of frag grenades. Gasoline. You never know when you need this. Water. Much Water. You don't need any food. You shoot a dog for food.


Kids: Rabble Where could I hide out for protection

Well, the worst possible place to hide is a supermarket. There is much food/water. But its too easy to die there Windows everywhere. Shelfs can fall on you and die. You could get hit in the head with a can.

The subway is the second worse. Not only are you underground but if you get traped in a train. You should just go to sleep and die in your sleep it be best.

Outside. Your an idiot to just go outside for a hideout going outside is for traveling and not possining

A house Not a bad place and its the best place you can block the windows and doors set traps and tripmines Get all your supplies and put them in a room. Go up the stairs and destroy them. Zombies don't climb.

Kids: If I was surroned by zombies what would I do.

Don't even think about that. You don't wanna be in that situation. Its death on a stick. The thing you want to think about is never to get in that situation.

Alleys: Death traps. One way ticket to death. Aviod at all cost.

Roads: Alright but if you see a zombie near you don't run away but don't stay and die Run a bit and shoot. You can only kill a zombie by cracking its skull and shooting the brain virus. Or burning the body. (Did I mention to get some matches?)

Finnaly Expect the unexpected.

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*Zombie*

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« Reply #21 on: June 26, 2005, 01:11:39 pm »
err...k.  rabble, just send the little buggers to me.  Quick and painless deaths...i promise.

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« Reply #22 on: June 27, 2005, 01:25:21 pm »
Use a phone.
Call AKU or Jack.
Have them come and kill them all with ease.
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« Reply #23 on: June 28, 2005, 05:55:45 am »
Use a chicago typewriter to blow their heads off. Then I'd make friends with Dirge and help Zoe find her parents. Then when we would be confronted by the hands of God, I blow up their circuits with my typewriter.


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« Reply #24 on: June 28, 2005, 07:22:01 am »
I'd brake into the local Wal*Mart, get lots of Gameboys and batteries, give them to the zombies and then the zombies would be too distracted, and wal-la!  No more zombie problem.  It's so simple!  But it's funner to kill 'em with lightsabors and shotguns and stuff like that...

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« Reply #25 on: July 07, 2005, 07:19:50 pm »
Well, zombies are basically the living dead, and most of the dead are just skeletons. So Id just send a pack of bulldogs after them so they can be burried once and for all!!! Oh, and before that, I would use my super-horrible improvisational rap lyrics to paralyze them!!! cool! :ph34r:

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« Reply #26 on: July 07, 2005, 10:53:06 pm »
A naginata( kinda like a really big spear), a lightweight but strong samurai sword, a 12 gauge pump action shotgun with plenty of extra shells, two big daggers, and pie.......lots.... and...lots of pie.  Oh, and a potato gun. :ph34r:  :cool:  :biggrin:
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