Topic: Ask a stupid question get a smart answer

[BiggerSquarierSpongier]

Okay, this is a cheap imitation of "Ask a question get a stupid answer." This here is "Ask a stupid question get a smart answer." Here's how it works: You ask a stupid question, and I give you a smart answer.

[patrick12q]

okey, oker, oka,

how did juan the egghole know when to stop eating beer?

[BiggerSquarierSpongier]

Well, juan's liver was becoming severely damaged from the unreasonable amounts of alcoholic beverages entering his body, and decided to quit before he became deceased.

[BiggerSquarierSpongier]

Well, juan's liver was becoming severely damaged from the unreasonable amounts of alcoholic food (You said eating) entering his body, and decided to quit before he became deceased.

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[Thomas]

(no question to answer)

What is AKU made out of exactly?

[BiggerSquarierSpongier]

Well, the scientific answer would be the celluloid (SP?) material on which he is drawn.

Who put the O in the Oreo cookie?

[patrick12q]

wll, he-wait, i don't know anythig smart, oh well.

[SpongeBrain]

How can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?

[Thomas]

Because you smell them with your own nose...that way they do smell.

Why is the cheese always twice the fencepost?

[BiggerSquarierSpongier]

You see, cheese is far more superior than a fencepost, therefore cheese is alway at least twice as superior as a fencepost (except swiss)

Why did the chicken cross the umbillical cord?

[Rocko]

So he could get the knife to cut the umbillical, from his new baby.
Why is the sky blue?