episode 1:larry farter
announcer:hello.welcome to the story of larry farter, the boy who-, now that i think of it, i have no clue why he's famous.oh, well.on to the story.once, there were gangsta's who caled themselves, the soul globbers.now, the soul globber's hated richerd farter for-well, farting(a family tradition).so one dya, they went there with flashlight sabers and cut off richerd's tooth off!
richerd:My tooth!i'm weakening!(jumps out window)
pad farter:you will not kill me!or my son!(cuts too larry's dad lieing on the floor)
richerd farter:i'm okay!(a anvil falls on him.then a bomb comes up)
bomb:iggy zeddy ba(blows up(yup, a reference to the most demented cartoon movie))
lord coldbutt:noow!move aside so i can kill ur son!
pad farter:nooooo!!!!
lord coldbutt:i'll give you a penny!
pad farter:ooohh!shiny!(takes it and jumps out window, a crack is heard)
lord coldbutt:hee hee hee hee heee!!!!(everything goes into blinding light.)