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Jackie-Boy

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« on: August 15, 2005, 02:12:33 pm »
Roger and I decided to start an E-Fight Club, where we vent our frustrations on each other through hateful words of violence.

1. The first rule of E-Fight Club is, you do not talk about E-Fight Club.
2. The second rule of E-Fight Club is, you do not talk about E-Fight Club.
3. The third rule of E-Fight Club is, no shirts, no shoes. Just don't wear any. It's more intense that way.
4. The fourth rule of E-Fight Club is, the fighting stops when someone says stop, is limping, or dead. How will we know? They'll either say stop in the post, say that they're limping, or they won't post at all.
5. The fifth rule of E-Fight Club is that if it's your first time at E-Fight Club, you have to fight.
6. The sixth rule of E-Fight Club is, no weapons, just words.
7. The seventh rule of E-Fight Club is, fights go on as long as they have to, so stop whining.

Roger and I will begin.

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« Last Edit: August 15, 2005, 02:16:43 pm by Jackie-Boy »

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« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2005, 02:14:00 pm »
:kick in the groin:

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« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2005, 02:16:15 pm »
:bites nose off:

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« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2005, 05:41:14 pm »
*spin kicks in the ear*

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« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2005, 05:46:50 pm »
*pokes eyes*
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« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2005, 07:19:39 pm »
:bashes repeatedly in the face with a closed hand:

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« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2005, 08:07:46 pm »
*kicks repeatedly where the sun does not shine*

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« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2005, 04:55:17 pm »
:blasts with a nuclear bomb, kills:

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« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2005, 05:01:47 pm »
Quote
:blasts with a nuclear bomb, kills:

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The sixth rule of E-Fight Club is, no weapons, just words.

That being said...

:Yanks weiner off:

-Banana
« Last Edit: August 16, 2005, 05:02:04 pm by Banana »

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« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2005, 06:27:15 pm »
:cries in pain, bites head off:

Dragon Of Grief

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« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2005, 06:52:06 pm »
*chops off your head, sucks out the brains, skins it off, and makes a bowl out of your skull*

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« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2005, 07:08:24 pm »
*sucks out your soul*

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« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2005, 09:40:21 pm »
*sucks out your blood*

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« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2005, 10:21:40 pm »
:kicks repeatedly in the groin area, then jumps in the air and stomps on your stomach:

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« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2005, 11:16:54 pm »
:stomp on head over and ever again:

In order to make it through the world one needs some insanity.