Can I say what I like? Curly fries. And food. In my book, curly fries is more than a food. It's... well, a girl in my class uses it for earrings.
Curly Fries rock. 'Specially if they're from Arby's.
And speaking of earrings, there's this girl in a few of my classes, her name is Kylie, and she usually wears normal-sized hoop earrings. Then, today, a guy gave her some GIGANTIC hoop earrings. They were probably 5 or 6 inches long. She tried to put them on but they were too heavy, so she and her friend were wearing one on each ear. It was really funny.
And that, my friend, was the moment at my retarded school of the day.