Surprise! In my spare time I wrote a Spongebob fanfic. So here it is and happy halloween!
Journey To the Dutchman’s lair
Chapter 1
French Narrator: Ah, It is that time of year again. Go ahead guess. Guess. GUESS! Is anyone there?
*Patrick is sleeping*
Patrick: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
French Narrator: Well I guess we’ll just have to wait till Spongebob gets over to Patrick’s to wake him up. Anyways tonight is Halloween.
SPONGEBOB AT PATRICK’S
*Spongebob knocks on the door*
Spongebob: I bet Patrick fell asleep again. I told him he’s eating way to much chocolate. They make him sleepy.
*Spongebob crawls through a crack in Pat’s Rock*
Spongebob: Owe.
*There are mountains of chocolate bar wrappers everywhere*
Spongebob: I knew it. How am I going to find him in this mess?
*Knock knock*
Spongebob: I wonder who that could be? *Opens rock*
Spongebob: Squidward! What brings you here?
Squidward: My Halloween candy is missing.
Spongebob: I wonder where it could be?
Squidward: *Sees candy wrappers* That’s ok, I think I just got my answer.
Spongebob: I can’t get to Patrick.
Squidward: Well, we have to wake that fat starfish up. I have something that can do the job. *Pulls out old patty from Born again krabs* We have to keep it in a cage now.
Spongebob: Why do you still have that thing Squidward?
Squidward: Krabs will fire me.
Spongebob: Oh. Let that thing loose.
*Releases it*
*Its starts to eat the wrappers*
Spongebob: It’s working!
*Eats all the papers*
Spongebob: Oh no It’s going to eat Patrick!
*Patrick sucks the patty into his mouth and eats it*
Spongebob: Ewwwwwwww!
Squidward: I’m going to pretend I didn’t see that.
*Both walk over to Patrick*
Squidward: How do we wake him up?
Spongebob: I’ll set his alarm clock to um 3 am.
Squidward: Why?
*RING*
Patrick: Oh boy 3 am! Wait a second?
Spongebob: Hehe, Patrick actually you fell asleep from too much candy.
Squidward: My candy. I’m taking you with me to bargin mart. Bring your wallet.
French Narrator: 10 minutes later.
Patrick: I still can’t find my wallet! I’ve looked everywhere in my house but its not there.
Squidward: Did you check your pocket?
Patrick: *Checks pocket* I found it!
Squidward: *Slaps himself* Lets get going.
WALKING TO BARGN’ MART
Owl: Hoot Hoot!
Patrick: Wow It’s sure getting dark fast.
Spongebob: Well that’s what happens at this time of year, ya know.
Patrick: No
Squidward: Lets just hurry up and get to bargn’ mart. The little kids need candy or it’ll be last year all over again.
Spongebob: why what happened last year?
SQUID’S FLASHBACK
*Squidward practicing his clarinet*
*Doorbell*
Squidward: Ugh who could that be. *Opens door*
Little Kids: Trick or treat! Are you going to give us candy now?
Squidward: No.
*Few seconds of starring*
Little Kid: Are you going to give us candy now?
Squidward: NOOOOOO! *Slams door*
Little Kids: Big Brother!
Big Brother: What’s up little dudes?
Little Kid: That guy wouldn’t give us candy.
Big Brother: If you want candy you have to take these eggs and throw them at his house.
Little Kid: Wow your so smart!
Big Brother: Yeah I am. Now I think I forgot something at home. I’ll be back soon. *Quietly laughs*
Little Kids: ATTACK! *Start bombarding Squids house with eggs*
Squidward: Ahhhhhhh!
BACK TO THE PRESENT
Squidward: Well uh just want to be kind, yeah.
Patrick: look there it is! It only took us um we left at 5:40 and it’s 5:59 now so that’s…
Squidward: Hurry hurry! *Runs up to door* Nooooo! Were too late!
Spongebob: That’s Okay I think I know another place that is open all night. Lets see um… I think it’s that way.
Squidward: You think? I don’t like the sound of that.
Chapter 2
WALKING ON THE PATH
French Narrator: 20 minutes later.
Squidward: I think this path is endless. Are you sure there is another store.
Spongebob: No.
*They see graveyard of ships*
Squidward: Oh my!
Spongebob: ewww! All the ships are glowing green.
WHOOOOOOHOOOOOOOHOOOOOO!
Squidward: ahhhhh!
Spongebob: This place is creeping me out!
Patrick: Ah, look ghosts!
Spongebob: I know where we are. Were at the Dutchman’s lair.
Flying Dutchman: Whoooooooooo!
Sponge Pat and Squid: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Flying Dutchman: Who dares wake the Flying Dutchman!
Spongebob: *Shivering* Um it’s Halloween and um we were just looking for some candy.
Flying Dutchman: Wait! It’s Halloween? I overslept again. I have to get to the Krusty Krab to steal some souls. *Dissapears*
Squidward: I’m sick of that Ghost ruining my good time every sticking year!! *Pulls out chainsaw* Lets cut up his Ghost ship!
Spongebob: We can take that Bridge up to his ship!
Squidward: lets go!
Squidward: Take this you old piece of crap! *Attacks ship with chainsaw*
*The ship is falling apart*
Squidward: Ahahhah! Help me out her guys.
Patrick: Okay *Pulls out gernade*
BOOM!
Squidward: Hahah! His ship is no more! That felt so great!
Spongebob: Um squidward.
Squidward: Don’t interrupt my time of victory!
Spongebob: But um behind you.
Squidward: What? *Turns around* Ahhhhhhhh!
Flying Dutchman: So you think you can just destroy a pirates ship while he’s gone. Your going to pay for this!
*Picks up Squidward and moves him towards his mouth*
Patrick: Oh man! I gotta use the Bathroom. *Falls over* Too much candy. Ahhhh! Spongebob it feels like my insides are gonna go…
Flying Dutchman: Whatever. I’m going to burn you with my nose laser thing, THEN EAT YOU! *Breaths in* Oh my! The smell ahhhhhhhhhh! *Dissapears*
*Spongebob passes out and squid walks over wearing a gas mask*
Squidward: Here wear this if you want to live.
*Sponge puts it on*
Patrick: Ah I’m alive! And the Dutchman went “poof”
Spongebob: Oh no! it’s already 10 o’clock.
Squidward: Most of the trick or treaters are probably done by now. Lets just go home.
Chapter 3
BACK HOME
Squidward: Oh no! My house! It’s been egged and teepeed.
Army of Kids: Ready Aim!
Squidward: Where are they?
Army of Kids: FIRE!
*They come through the ground with paintball guns*
Squidward: Errrrrrr! Somebody help me!
French Narrator: Well it looks like Squidward has learned his lesson. Trick Or Treaters want candy. Hopefully he’ll hide his candy from Patrick next year. See you next year!
THE END
