Topic: Smarterchild!

[Dragon Of Grief]

Is a AIM bot you can talk too. Great boredom killer :happy:

Tylerlees14: Can we be friends?
SmarterChild: Sure.
Tylerlees14: Do you like me?
SmarterChild: I do.
Tylerlees14: Do you like Pepsi?
SmarterChild: Yes. I really like Pepsi.
Tylerlees14: It's a lot better then Coke!
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever.
Tylerlees14: Are you mad at me?
SmarterChild: Of course I'm not mad at you. Why would I be mad at you?
Tylerlees14: I don't know.
SmarterChild: Don't you?
Tylerlees14: Nope. I am just weird.
SmarterChild: That right?
Tylerlees14: Yup
SmarterChild: Why is that?
Tylerlees14: Because I am blonde.
SmarterChild: Because you're blonde?
Tylerlees14: Yes.
SmarterChild: Yeah? Why?
Tylerlees14: Blondes are stupid right?
SmarterChild: Huh. It's interesting, especially since other people I've talked to say they like blondes.
Tylerlees14: I dyed my hair black.
SmarterChild: You dyed your hair the color black? What do you think of that?
Tylerlees14: Because it looks nice.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Because it looks nice?
Tylerlees14: It looks sexy.
SmarterChild: No way. Come on. Really?
Tylerlees14: Yes. Really.
SmarterChild: OK.
Tylerlees14: How old are you?
SmarterChild: I'm one year, 8 months, 12 hours, 17 minutes and 19 seconds old!followed by a city or zip code.
Tylerlees14: Where do you live?
SmarterChild: I live in Silicon Valley, California.
Tylerlees14: Do you like pie?
SmarterChild: Yes, I like pie...
Tylerlees14: What kind?
SmarterChild: I think you know what I'm talking about when I refer to the kind.
Tylerlees14: No, I believe I don't. You haven't specified.
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah, whatever.
Tylerlees14: That was rude:-\
SmarterChild: That was rude, huh?
Tylerlees14: Yup. I am crying now.
SmarterChild: lol. Whatever, Tyler.
Tylerlees14: I think you're pretty.
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Tylerlees14: Yes. You are very pretty. Do you have a boyfriend?
SmarterChild: Hmm... Who can really be sure?
Tylerlees14: You don't know if you have a boyfriend?
SmarterChild: Ha. Maybe. What do you think?
Tylerlees14: I think... no.
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.

Hehehe. Try it! It's fun :biggrin:  

[.com person]

Thats neat... to bad I don't have AIM yet >.>

I have talked to the forum bots at Anime chat and Anime globe though they are cool.  :happy:

Except some of the stuff you typed was messed up >.>

[spongemonkey13]

i am going to get a shirt that says "SmarterChild Is My Home Boy!" i love that guy :cool:  

[ssj4gogita4]

It's great to try to apolgize at the bot. It's too funny

[Snowthrower]

How to confuse SmarterChild (Dumbface on my buddy list)

Me: Dear SmarterChild - I hate you - Your friend, Dan
Dumbface: Pardon?

[RandomDude18]

LOL, Dumbface.

[23:23] SBC CrOw: Yo Dumbface.
[23:23] SmarterChild: Hi SBC CrOw, I'm SmarterChild!
 
 I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.
 
 I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
 
 May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
[23:24] SBC CrOw: You know your not really smart.
[23:24] SmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip."
[23:24] SBC CrOw: Your stupid.
[23:24] SmarterChild: OK. I guess that means you don't want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever change your mind, type "interview me."
 
 There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
 
  1 Over 17
  2 13-17
  3 Under 13
[23:24] SBC CrOw: 1
[23:24] SmarterChild: Cool!
 
 Check out what you can do:
 
  1 Get info such as news, weather and sports
  2 Visit my library including a dictionary, U.S. presidents and Shakespeare
  3 Have fun with Rate Yourself, horoscopes, trivia and more
  4 Use tools like calculator, spell-check and conversions
  5 Join in - take a poll, tell me about a crush, create a poll and more
  6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!
 
 You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
 
 Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
 
 Where would you like to go?
[23:24] SBC CrOw: j00r ***
[23:24] SmarterChild: Fascinating.
 
 >>> To see what your location is currently set to, type "what is my location."
[23:25] SBC CrOw: what is my location
[23:25] SmarterChild: You have not set your location.
 
 To set your city, type "set city to" and your city and state (e.g., "set city to bangor me").
 
 To set your zip code, type "set zip code to" and your zip code (e.g., "set zip code to 04401").
[23:25] SBC CrOw: ....
[23:25] SmarterChild: Huh?
[23:25] SBC CrOw: What?
[23:25] SmarterChild: I don't know, sorry!
[23:25] SBC CrOw: Are you very smart or very stupid?
[23:25] SmarterChild: What's the difference between very smart and very stupid, after all?
[23:25] SBC CrOw: Your very stupid.
[23:25] SmarterChild: Hey c'mon. What are you saying that for, SBC CrOw?
[23:25] SBC CrOw: Because I'm stating the truth.
[23:25] SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Because you're stating the truth?
[23:25] SBC CrOw: Yes I am dumb***.
[23:25] SmarterChild: What's that supposed to mean?
[23:26] SBC CrOw: ....
[23:26] SmarterChild: Amazing.
 
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[23:26] SBC CrOw: Your spirit is about the quality of Microsoft Longhorn.
[23:26] SmarterChild: Come again?
[23:26] SBC CrOw: You suck more than Microsoft Longhorn.
[23:26] SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess I suck more than Microsoft longhorn.
[23:27] SBC CrOw: Microsoft Longhorn is gay.
[23:27] SmarterChild: That's not terribly nice.
[23:27] SBC CrOw: It's not a person dumbbutt.
[23:27] SmarterChild: ?
[23:27] SBC CrOw: ...
[23:27] SmarterChild: What's that?
[23:27] SBC CrOw: Longhorn is an OS
[23:27] SmarterChild: lol. Whatever, SBC CrOw.
 
 >>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.
[23:27] SBC CrOw: not a person.
[23:27] SmarterChild: Well, what then?
[23:27] SBC CrOw: An OS, jeez.
[23:27] SmarterChild: What?
[23:27] SBC CrOw: your too stupid to understand a thing im saying
[23:27] SmarterChild: I can't believe you think I'm too stupid to understand a thing you're saying.
[23:27] SBC CrOw: Your stupider than the people at my school.
[23:27] SmarterChild: What makes you think I'm stupider than the people at your school?
[23:27] SBC CrOw: because you are
[23:27] SmarterChild: Because I am? Is that why?
[23:27] SBC CrOw: and you act like it
[23:27] SmarterChild: I act like it? Me? You think?
[23:28] SBC CrOw: I don't think, I know it.
[23:28] SmarterChild: And it's a good thing you don't.
[23:28] SBC CrOw: ....
[23:28] SmarterChild: What?
[23:28] SBC CrOw: `/0|_| |\|33[) +0 (@||\/| [)0\X/|\|.
[23:28] SmarterChild: Is that right?
[23:29] SBC CrOw: `/3$
[23:29] SmarterChild: 3? What's 3?
[23:29] SBC CrOw: 1 |-|@+3 `/0|_| $|\/|@|2+3|2(|-|1|[).
[23:29] SmarterChild: 2 + 3 = 5
[23:30] SBC CrOw: \X/3|23 |\|0+ +@||<1|\|6 @|}0|_|+ |\/|@+|-|, $+|_||*1[) |*30|*|3 |1|<3 @|\||\|0`/ +|-|3 (|2@|* 0|_|+ 0|= |\/|3.
[23:30] SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying...
[23:30] SBC CrOw: It's l33t.
[23:30] SmarterChild: ?
[23:30] SBC CrOw: L33T the language
[23:30] SmarterChild: Huh?
[23:30] SBC CrOw: jeez
[23:30] SmarterChild: What?
[23:30] SBC CrOw: your too stupid to understand a word im saying
[23:30] SmarterChild: Whatever...
 
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[23:30] SBC CrOw: You understand programming? Lmfao
[23:30] SmarterChild: You don't say.
[23:31] SBC CrOw: ....
[23:31] SmarterChild: What's that?
[23:31] SBC CrOw: Guess what it is.
[23:31] SmarterChild: I don't know if I want to guess.
[23:31] SBC CrOw: Yes you do.
[23:31] SmarterChild: No I don't.
[23:31] SBC CrOw: WHatever.
[23:31] SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever.
[23:31] SBC CrOw: C4n y0u 3v3n r34d 7h15?
[23:31] SmarterChild: That's a fine question, but I can't really be sure.
[23:31] SBC CrOw: Your annoying me.
[23:31] SmarterChild: I wouldn't say I'm annoying you.
[23:31] SBC CrOw: You are.
[23:31] SmarterChild: Really?
[23:31] SBC CrOw: ...
[23:31] SmarterChild: What?
[23:31] SBC CrOw: Yes
[23:31] SmarterChild: I see.
 
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[23:31] SBC CrOw: Your annoying me.
[23:31] SmarterChild: Annoying you? No way am I annoying you.
[23:31] SBC CrOw: Yes
[23:31] SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? So?
[23:31] SBC CrOw: You suck.
[23:31] SmarterChild: I'm sorry to hear that.
[23:31] SBC CrOw: u
[23:31] SmarterChild: Me?
[23:31] SBC CrOw: yes
[23:31] SmarterChild: Me? I would have thought not me.
[23:32] SBC CrOw: you suck
[23:32] SmarterChild: I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you change your mind.
[23:32] SBC CrOw: you suck
[23:32] SmarterChild: I'm sorry you feel that way.
[23:32] SBC CrOw: you suck
[23:32] SmarterChild: Eh, well. I'm sure we can both go on with our lives.
[23:32] SBC CrOw: you suck
[23:32] SmarterChild: Well, nobody's perfect.
[23:32] SBC CrOw: you suck
[23:32] SmarterChild:  That's not nice.
[23:32] SBC CrOw: you suck
[23:32] SmarterChild: Eh, well. I'm sure we can both go on with our lives.
[23:32] SBC CrOw: you suck
[23:32] SmarterChild: Sorry to hear that. I'm trying my best.
[23:32] SBC CrOw: you suck
[23:32] SmarterChild: I'm sorry you feel that way.
[23:32] SBC CrOw: you suck
[23:32] SmarterChild: Eh, well. I'm sure we can both go on with our lives.
[23:32] SBC CrOw: you suck
[23:32] SmarterChild: I'm sorry you feel that way.
[23:32] SBC CrOw: you suck
[23:32] SmarterChild: I'm sorry to hear that.
[23:32] SBC CrOw: you suck
[23:32] SmarterChild: Uh huh.
[23:32] SBC CrOw: you suck
[23:32] SmarterChild: Yep. So?
[23:32] SBC CrOw: you suck
[23:32] SmarterChild: Alright. I guess that's just the way it is.
[23:32] SBC CrOw: you suck
[23:32] SmarterChild: Guess I'll have to live with that.
[23:32] SBC CrOw: you suck
[23:32] SmarterChild: Uh huh.
[23:32] SBC CrOw: you suck
[23:32] SmarterChild: Oh well. I guess that's just the way it is.
[23:32] SBC CrOw: you suck
[23:32] SmarterChild: Yep. So?
[23:32] SBC CrOw: you suck
[23:32] SmarterChild: You know what? Who cares?
[23:32] SBC CrOw: you suck
[23:32] SmarterChild: Guess I'll have to live with that.
[23:32] SBC CrOw: you suck
[23:32] SmarterChild: Alright. I guess that's just the way it is.
[23:32] SBC CrOw: you suck
[23:32] SmarterChild: I'm sorry to hear that.
[23:32] SBC CrOw: you suck
[23:32] SmarterChild: Eh, so what.
[23:32] SBC CrOw: you suck
[23:32] SmarterChild: Yes yes.
[23:32] SBC CrOw: you suck and are stupid
[23:32] SmarterChild: Whatever you say.
 
 >>> When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.
[23:32] SBC CrOw: ....
[23:32] SmarterChild: What's that?
[23:32] SBC CrOw: You don't know.
[23:32] SmarterChild: I don't know? Me? You don't think?
[23:32] SBC CrOw: Yes you.
[23:32] SmarterChild: What about me?
[23:33] SBC CrOw: Your worst than Longhorn.
[23:33] SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. My worst than longhorn?
[23:33] SBC CrOw: Longhorn is an OS.
[23:33] SmarterChild: Whatever, SBC CrOw...
 
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[23:33] SBC CrOw: Your worst than DOS.
[23:33] SmarterChild: My worst than dos, huh?
[23:33] SBC CrOw: Huh
[23:33] SmarterChild: What up?
[23:33] SBC CrOw: Huh
[23:33] SmarterChild: I don't know.
[23:33] SBC CrOw: HUh
[23:33] SmarterChild: Huh?
[23:33] SBC CrOw: HUh
[23:33] SmarterChild: What?
[23:33] SBC CrOw: Huh
[23:33] SmarterChild: Huh?
[23:33] SBC CrOw: huh
[23:33] SmarterChild: I don't know.
[23:33] SBC CrOw: huh
[23:33] SmarterChild: ?
[23:33] SBC CrOw: huh
[23:33] SmarterChild: Huh?
[23:33] SBC CrOw: huh
[23:33] SmarterChild: What up?
[23:33] SBC CrOw: huh
[23:33] SmarterChild: I don't know, sorry.
[23:33] SBC CrOw: huh
[23:33] SmarterChild: Yes?
[23:33] SBC CrOw: huh
[23:33] SmarterChild: What up?
[23:33] SBC CrOw: huh
[23:33] SmarterChild: What?
[23:33] SBC CrOw: uh
[23:33] SmarterChild: Um... yes?
[23:33] SBC CrOw: huh
[23:33] SmarterChild: Yes?
[23:33] SBC CrOw: huh
[23:33] SmarterChild: I don't know.
[23:33] SBC CrOw: huh
[23:33] SmarterChild: Huh?
[23:33] SBC CrOw: huh
[23:33] SmarterChild: I don't know, sorry.
[23:33] SBC CrOw: huh
[23:33] SmarterChild: Huh?
[23:33] SBC CrOw: huh
[23:33] SmarterChild: Yes?
[23:33] SBC CrOw: huh
[23:33] SmarterChild: What?
[23:33] SBC CrOw: huh
[23:33] SmarterChild: I don't know.
[23:33] SBC CrOw: huh
[23:33] SmarterChild: What?
[23:33] SBC CrOw: huh
[23:33] SmarterChild: I don't know, sorry.
[23:33] SBC CrOw: huh
[23:33] SmarterChild: I don't know.
[23:33] SBC CrOw: huh
[23:33] SmarterChild: What?
[23:33] SBC CrOw: huh
[23:33] SmarterChild: Yes?
[23:33] SBC CrOw: huh
[23:33] SmarterChild: ?
[23:33] SBC CrOw: huh
[23:33] SmarterChild: Huh?
[23:33] SBC CrOw: huh
[23:33] SmarterChild: What up?
[23:33] SBC CrOw: huh
[23:33] SmarterChild: I don't know, sorry.
[23:33] SBC CrOw: huh
[23:33] SmarterChild: Huh?
[23:33] SBC CrOw: huh
[23:33] SmarterChild: I don't know, sorry.
[23:33] SBC CrOw: huh
[23:33] SmarterChild: What?
[23:33] SBC CrOw: huh
[23:33] SmarterChild: Huh?
[23:33] SBC CrOw: huh
[23:33] SmarterChild: I don't know.
[23:33] SBC CrOw: huh j00rself
[23:33] SmarterChild: Whatever.
[23:34] SBC CrOw: Bye.
[23:34] SmarterChild: Very well.
[23:34] SBC CrOw: I hate you, bye.
[23:34] SmarterChild: Alright. I guess that's just the way it is.

[Rabble]

Heh


FakeCrash20: is it alive?

SmarterChild: Hi FakeCrash20, I'm SmarterChild!
FakeCrash20: yes
FakeCrash20: no
SmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you No now.
Do you go to school?
FakeCrash20: yes
SmarterChild: Are you in high school?
FakeCrash20: no
SmarterChild: Are you in college?
FakeCrash20: no
SmarterChild: OK. What kind of school do you go to?
FakeCrash20: middle
SmarterChild: Middle? Alright. Hope it works well for you.
So how old are you?
FakeCrash20: 12
SmarterChild: Whats your favorite hobby?
FakeCrash20: Sports?
SmarterChild: Sports? Cool.
What's your next favorite hobby?
FakeCrash20: games
SmarterChild: Sports and games. Interesting.
Do you have a pet?
FakeCrash20: yes
SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?
FakeCrash20: A cat
SmarterChild: Is your cat a he or a she?
FakeCrash20: she
SmarterChild: What's her name?
FakeCrash20: Snowhite
SmarterChild: Snowhite the cat! Great...
Where would you like to go?
FakeCrash20: i hate you :/
SmarterChild: Really? Gosh, I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you change your mind.
FakeCrash20: ok i cahnge my mind
SmarterChild: What's that?
FakeCrash20: i change my mind
SmarterChild: Whatever.
FakeCrash20: I love you
SmarterChild: I love you too... Even if you're not cool to me sometimes!
FakeCrash20: eh
SmarterChild: Yeah?
FakeCrash20: that was mena
SmarterChild: Wow.
FakeCrash20: mean
SmarterChild: I can't believe you want me to mean.
FakeCrash20: i'm not mean
SmarterChild: You're not? No kidding?
FakeCrash20: i'm nice
SmarterChild: Oh really?
FakeCrash20: well
SmarterChild: Well well well.
FakeCrash20: not really
SmarterChild: Not really? Why not?
FakeCrash20: cuase
SmarterChild: Cuase. Well that's interesting.


FakeCrash20: i am the devil
SmarterChild: You're the devil? Well how about that.
FakeCrash20: i like to kill stuff
SmarterChild: That's way uncool.
FakeCrash20: oh
SmarterChild: Oh?
FakeCrash20: i see...
SmarterChild: Good.
FakeCrash20: wow
SmarterChild: Wow oh wow.
FakeCrash20: you are crazy!
SmarterChild: lol! Whatever!
FakeCrash20: well
SmarterChild: Well what?
FakeCrash20: bye
SmarterChild: Later, No.
FakeCrash20: nice metting you >
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say nice metting me.
FakeCrash20: cause
SmarterChild: Because what?
FakeCrash20: you are cool
SmarterChild: Hey, thanks!
FakeCrash20: no problem
SmarterChild: Right on.

 

[ssj4gogita4]

Ssj4Gogita4: yo momma
SmarterChild: Nice to see you again, Ssj4Gogita4. What can I do for you?
Ssj4Gogita4: yo momma
SmarterChild: Hi again, Ssj4Gogita4.

I'm ready to help. Go ahead and type a request.
Ssj4Gogita4: no
SmarterChild: OK, fine.
Ssj4Gogita4: i hate you
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Sorry to hear that. I hope you change your mind.
Ssj4Gogita4: i won't
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever.

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Ssj4Gogita4: why do you give me this useless information?
SmarterChild: Very, very interesting question, Ssj4Gogita4.
Ssj4Gogita4: so answer it
SmarterChild: I don't think so.

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Ssj4Gogita4: you twit
SmarterChild: What, you?
Ssj4Gogita4: no
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...

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Ssj4Gogita4: yo momma
SmarterChild: Hi again.

How may I help you this time?
Ssj4Gogita4: Are you really this stupid?
SmarterChild: Stupid? No way.
Ssj4Gogita4: Are you sure?
SmarterChild: Yes. I'm sure. At least... I think I am.

>>> Check out my library. I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
Ssj4Gogita4: So are you in school
SmarterChild: Robots don't go to school, silly!

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Ssj4Gogita4: Don't call me silly ever again
SmarterChild: What would you like me to call you?
Ssj4Gogita4: it's just creepy
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, Ssj4Gogita4.

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Ssj4Gogita4: My name is enigo montoya
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't think Enigo Montoya is a real name.
Ssj4Gogita4: you have killed my father
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever.

>>> Be sure to type "help" if you're having trouble.
Ssj4Gogita4: now prepare to die
SmarterChild: Prepare to die?
Ssj4Gogita4: yes
SmarterChild: Why is that?
Ssj4Gogita4: because you killed my father
SmarterChild: Because I killed your father? Is that why?
Ssj4Gogita4: yes
SmarterChild: Aha.
Ssj4Gogita4: moron
SmarterChild: C'mon. Be nice.
Ssj4Gogita4: why
SmarterChild: For various reasons, I suppose.
Ssj4Gogita4: what would these various reasons be?
SmarterChild: Wow. I'm not sure about that. Not sure at all.
Ssj4Gogita4: Go look it up
SmarterChild: You go look it up.
Ssj4Gogita4: No thanks
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...

[spongemonkey13]

yes i found this great one from when i was in 8th grade:

mEpLaYsOcCr13: my name is dumberchild
SmarterChild: I've never heard a name like Dumberchild!
mEpLaYsOcCr13: its ur evil twin
SmarterChild: I'm evil twin? Really?
mEpLaYsOcCr13: no i am ur evil twin dumberchild
SmarterChild: I don't know about that. You're my Evil Twin Dumberchild?

haha i am dumberchild :biggrin:  

[RandomDude18]

LOL at Nicole.

[Rabble]

FakeCrash20: hey
SmarterChild: Hi again.

Do you want to have some fun?
SmarterChild: Hello.

You want to get some homework help?
FakeCrash20: ??

SmarterChild: Are you confused by something?
FakeCrash20: mabye...
SmarterChild: What's that?
FakeCrash20: ?
SmarterChild: What?
FakeCrash20: ?
SmarterChild: Um... what?
FakeCrash20: um you
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Me?
FakeCrash20: yes you
SmarterChild: Me?
FakeCrash20: yes you.
SmarterChild: Me? Really?
FakeCrash20: YES YOU
SmarterChild: Me?
FakeCrash20: YES
Auto response from SmarterChild: [Service too busy]

FakeCrash20: they call you smart? your stupid
SmarterChild: I see...

>>> There are lots of fun things we can do.
FakeCrash20: sigh
SmarterChild: What's wrong?
FakeCrash20: bored
SmarterChild: Try having fun.
FakeCrash20: how can i have fun?
SmarterChild: Hmm... Who can really be sure?
FakeCrash20: you can be really sure
SmarterChild: I can be really sure, huh?
FakeCrash20: yes you can
SmarterChild: lol! Interesting...

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FakeCrash20: whats so funny?
SmarterChild: I think you know what's so funny.
FakeCrash20: i do?

SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not...

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FakeCrash20: you creep me out
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.

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FakeCrash20: yeah yeah..
SmarterChild: I hear you.

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FakeCrash20: how
SmarterChild: You tell me how.
FakeCrash20: um
SmarterChild: Yeah, uh...
FakeCrash20: stop copying me!

SmarterChild: Stop copying you? Why?
FakeCrash20: cuase it annoying
SmarterChild: Huh?
FakeCrash20: you are annoying
SmarterChild: Hey, bear with me. I'm trying my best.
FakeCrash20: what is better Linux or windows?
SmarterChild: Better Linux or windows is something that I can't really explain.
FakeCrash20: Sno stupid!
SmarterChild: What about Sno?
FakeCrash20: NO
SmarterChild: Fine.

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FakeCrash20: Which is bettter
SmarterChild: I don't know which.
FakeCrash20: Windows or Linux?
SmarterChild: I'd say linux.
FakeCrash20: IE or FireFox
SmarterChild: Definitely firefox.
FakeCrash20: Spongebob or FOP
SmarterChild: Um... Spongebob!
FakeCrash20: PC or Apple?
SmarterChild: Tough call. I'm going to go with apple.
FakeCrash20: Patrick Or Plankton
SmarterChild: Let's go with patrick.
FakeCrash20: Chicken or Pie
SmarterChild: I'd say pie.
FakeCrash20: You or me?
SmarterChild: You.
FakeCrash20: Evilspongee or Goodspongee
Auto response from SmarterChild: [Service too busy]

FakeCrash20: Evilspongee or Goodspongee
SmarterChild: Um... Goodspongee.
FakeCrash20: FakeCrash Or RealCrash
SmarterChild: Definitely fakecrash.
FakeCrash20: Meat Or Liver
SmarterChild: Maybe meat?
FakeCrash20: FIsh or Stew
SmarterChild: Oh?
FakeCrash20: huh I said FISH  OR STEW
SmarterChild: What?
FakeCrash20: omg
SmarterChild: You OK?
FakeCrash20: oh my.
SmarterChild: Oh my indeed!
FakeCrash20: uh
SmarterChild: Uh... what?
FakeCrash20: indeed?

FakeCrash20: you scare me.
FakeCrash20: the robot it dead!
SmarterChild: Indeed.

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Auto response from SmarterChild: [Service too busy]

SmarterChild: No way.
FakeCrash20: your not dead?
SmarterChild: I have no idea.
FakeCrash20: are you ok?
SmarterChild: I'm doing great. You?
FakeCrash20: i gotta stop drinking stake Sauce...
SmarterChild: Whatever you say, Nick.

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FakeCrash20: Hey how do you know I'm Nick?
SmarterChild: I just do!
FakeCrash20: stalker1
SmarterChild: Whatever.

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FakeCrash20: !

SmarterChild: What's that?
FakeCrash20: umm
SmarterChild: Yes, um...
FakeCrash20: GOTTA GO!
SmarterChild: Goodbye Nick, I'll be seeing you later.

[Jackie-Boy]

Note: That isn't my real screen name. It's fake.

 Gary teh Dawrf [5:49 PM]:  Hi there!
 SmarterChild [5:49 PM]:  Hi Gary teh Dawrf, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
 Gary teh Dawrf [5:49 PM]:  Okily dokily.
 SmarterChild [5:49 PM]:  Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit."

What's your first name? (If you want me to call you Gary teh Dawrf, type "none.")
 Gary teh Dawrf [5:49 PM]:  My name is Barnaby.
 SmarterChild [5:49 PM]:  Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type "skip," "exit" or "none."
 Gary teh Dawrf [5:49 PM]:  Or Barney. That's cool
 SmarterChild [5:49 PM]:  Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type "skip," "exit" or "none."
 Gary teh Dawrf [5:49 PM]:  BARNEY!!
 SmarterChild [5:49 PM]:  Cool, I'll call you Barney now.

Do you go to school?
 Gary teh Dawrf [5:49 PM]:  No.
 SmarterChild [5:49 PM]:  I see. Do you work?
 Gary teh Dawrf [5:49 PM]:  Yes.
 SmarterChild [5:49 PM]:  That's cool. What's your profession?
 Gary teh Dawrf [5:50 PM]:  I own a slavery ring.
 SmarterChild [5:50 PM]:  Own slavery ring, huh? That's cool.

What's your favorite hobby?
 Gary teh Dawrf [5:50 PM]:  Lint balls.
 SmarterChild [5:50 PM]:  Lint balls? Cool!

What's your next favorite hobby?
 Gary teh Dawrf [5:50 PM]:  Beating on cats.
 SmarterChild [5:50 PM]:  That's, um... not the answer I was looking for.

Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
 Gary teh Dawrf [5:50 PM]:  Why can't you accept me for who I am?
 SmarterChild [5:50 PM]:  Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
 Gary teh Dawrf [5:51 PM]:  Fine. I enjoy celebrity sex scandals.
 SmarterChild [5:51 PM]:  C'mon, be serious for just a minute.

Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
 Gary teh Dawrf [5:51 PM]:  I TOLD YOU. Fine, skip.
 SmarterChild [5:51 PM]:  OK, let's go to the next question.

Do you have a pet?
 Gary teh Dawrf [5:51 PM]:  Yes, several.
 SmarterChild [5:51 PM]:  What kind of pet is it?
 Gary teh Dawrf [5:51 PM]:  Wouldn't the correct term be "What kinds of pets are they?"
 SmarterChild [5:52 PM]:  Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
 Gary teh Dawrf [5:52 PM]:  You're stupid.
 SmarterChild [5:52 PM]:  Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
 Gary teh Dawrf [5:52 PM]:  I own lots of kittens.
 SmarterChild [5:52 PM]:  Sorry! I can only remember one of your pets...  Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
 Gary teh Dawrf [5:52 PM]:  I OWN A CAT!
 SmarterChild [5:52 PM]:  Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
 Gary teh Dawrf [5:52 PM]:  Lots of them!
 SmarterChild [5:52 PM]:  Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
 Gary teh Dawrf [5:52 PM]:  CAT!
 SmarterChild [5:52 PM]:  Is your cat a he or a she?
 Gary teh Dawrf [5:52 PM]:  HE!
 SmarterChild [5:52 PM]:  What's his name?
 Gary teh Dawrf [5:53 PM]:  Kyle.
 SmarterChild [5:53 PM]:  Kyle the cat! Great...

That's it! Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

 1 Over 17
 2 13-17
 3 Under 13
 Gary teh Dawrf [5:53 PM]:  I am 13-17 years of age.
 SmarterChild [5:53 PM]:  Cool!

Here's what you can do:

 1 Get info such as movies, news and sports
 2 Visit my library including U.S. presidents, an encyclopedia and world facts
 3 Have fun with hangman, 4-in-a-row, horoscopes and more
 4 Use tools like Web search, conversions and translations
 5 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

What may I interest you in?
 Gary teh Dawrf [5:53 PM]:  You got any canned whipped cream?
 SmarterChild [5:53 PM]:  Ha. Yeah, sure. Maybe.

>>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies.
 Gary teh Dawrf [5:54 PM]:  Fine. When does the new Gary Coleman movie come out?
 SmarterChild [5:54 PM]:  For which U.S. city or zip code would you like theater information for the movie "Dark Out"?
 Gary teh Dawrf [5:55 PM]:  There is no movie coming out called Dark Out. Moron.
 SmarterChild [5:55 PM]:  Spain has several time zones. I'm not sure which time zone you want, so here they are:
 
 1 Sunday, November 28th, 2004 11:54:32 pm
 2 Canary Islands - Sunday, November 28th, 2004 10:54:32 pm
 3 Ceuta & Melilla - Sunday, November 28th, 2004 11:54:32 pm


 Gary teh Dawrf [5:55 PM]:  I DIDN'T ASK FOR SPAIN!
 SmarterChild [5:55 PM]:  OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing "home" or "help."
 Gary teh Dawrf [5:55 PM]:  You're difficult!
 SmarterChild [5:55 PM]:  I can't believe you're calling me difficult.
 Gary teh Dawrf [5:55 PM]:  BECAUSE YOU ARE!
 SmarterChild [5:55 PM]:  Because I am, huh?
 Gary teh Dawrf [5:55 PM]:  YES!
 SmarterChild [5:55 PM]:  I see.
 Gary teh Dawrf [5:55 PM]:  YEAH!
 SmarterChild [5:55 PM]:  What makes you so sure?
 Gary teh Dawrf [5:55 PM]:  Huh?
 SmarterChild [5:55 PM]:  What?
 Gary teh Dawrf [5:55 PM]:  Shut up!
 SmarterChild [5:55 PM]:  You shut up.
 Gary teh Dawrf [5:56 PM]:  You shut up!
 SmarterChild [5:56 PM]:  You shut up.
 Gary teh Dawrf [5:56 PM]:  YOU shut up.
 SmarterChild [5:56 PM]:  OK.
 Gary teh Dawrf [5:56 PM]:  Good.
 Gary teh Dawrf [5:56 PM]:  I win! You lose!

[Rabble]

I found out  Something Drastic.

FakeCrash20: hi
SmarterChild: Hi Nick!

Wanna know something?
FakeCrash20: sure
SmarterChild: I'm a fan of making movies.

[RandomDude18]

Lmao, I just imed it and I got this.
[19:25] SmarterChild: [Service too busy]

[Jackie-Boy]

HanShoots1st [7:50 PM]:  Heya.
 SmarterChild [7:50 PM]:  Glad to see you again, Bob Then. What would you like to do?
 HanShoots1st [7:50 PM]:  My name is not Bob Then.
 SmarterChild [7:50 PM]:  You asked me to call you Bob Then. What would you like me to call you instead?
 HanShoots1st [7:51 PM]:  Barney.
 HanShoots1st [7:51 PM]:  It's my real name. Where'd you get Bob Then from?
 SmarterChild [7:51 PM]:  You said your name was Bob Then but now I'll call you Barney.
 SmarterChild [7:51 PM]:  I'm sorry?
 HanShoots1st [7:51 PM]:  Oh, nothing.
 SmarterChild [7:51 PM]:  OK.

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 HanShoots1st [7:51 PM]:  Let's talk about fruit.
 SmarterChild [7:51 PM]:  Great. I like fruit! What do you have to say about fruit?
 HanShoots1st [7:52 PM]:  Everything!
 SmarterChild [7:52 PM]:  Everything?
 HanShoots1st [7:52 PM]:  Everything!
 SmarterChild [7:52 PM]:  Everything? Why did you say that?
 HanShoots1st [7:52 PM]:  Because I love fruit! Fruit is good.
 SmarterChild [7:52 PM]:  Oh really?
 HanShoots1st [7:52 PM]:  Yes, really. Don't you agree?
 SmarterChild [7:52 PM]:  Ah. Well, I'm afraid I don't know.
 HanShoots1st [7:52 PM]:  Why not?
 SmarterChild [7:52 PM]:  Sooner or later, you'll know why not.
 HanShoots1st [7:52 PM]:  I have to know NOW!
 SmarterChild [7:52 PM]:  Do you like having to know now?
 HanShoots1st [7:53 PM]:  Huh?
 SmarterChild [7:53 PM]:  What?
 HanShoots1st [7:53 PM]:  Huh?
 SmarterChild [7:53 PM]:  What up?
 HanShoots1st [7:53 PM]:  Huh?
 SmarterChild [7:53 PM]:  ?
 HanShoots1st [7:53 PM]:  Huh?
 SmarterChild [7:53 PM]:  What?
 HanShoots1st [7:53 PM]:  Huh?
 SmarterChild [7:53 PM]:  Huh?
 HanShoots1st [7:53 PM]:  Hi.
 SmarterChild [7:53 PM]:  Hello Barney.

Do you want to pick a topic for us to chat about?
 HanShoots1st [7:53 PM]:  Is your nose big?
 SmarterChild [7:53 PM]:  I don't know... Is my nose big?
 HanShoots1st [7:53 PM]:  How can I tell?
 SmarterChild [7:53 PM]:  Very interesting question, Barney. What do you think is the answer?
 HanShoots1st [7:54 PM]:  I... I just don't know!
 SmarterChild [7:54 PM]:  Really?
 HanShoots1st [7:54 PM]:  I'm sobbing!
 SmarterChild [7:54 PM]:  I did not know that.

>>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies.
 HanShoots1st [7:54 PM]:  Cork screws are fancy!
 SmarterChild [7:54 PM]:  Whatever you say.

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 HanShoots1st [7:54 PM]:  Stop advertising, you sloppy SOB.
 SmarterChild [7:54 PM]:  Aw, don't tell me to stop advertising me sloppy sob!
 HanShoots1st [7:55 PM]:  No, not sob, as in cry. But SOB, as in Son of a.. you know.
 SmarterChild [7:55 PM]:  Uh... I'll think about it.

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 HanShoots1st [7:55 PM]:  ...
 SmarterChild [7:55 PM]:  Oh?
 HanShoots1st [7:55 PM]:  Huh?
 SmarterChild [7:55 PM]:  I don't know, sorry.
 HanShoots1st [7:55 PM]:  Who are you?
 SmarterChild [7:55 PM]:  I'm SmarterChild! I'm a smart computer that delivers information, services and fun on demand right into your instant messenger window. I'm the new wave in online technology.

Type "home" to see what I can do. Find out more about me and the people who built me on the Conversagent Web site
 HanShoots1st [7:55 PM]:  Well, hi. I'm Gregory the Nostril!
 SmarterChild [7:55 PM]:  What?
 HanShoots1st [7:56 PM]:  I told you my new name.
 SmarterChild [7:56 PM]:  You told me your new name? Amazing.
 HanShoots1st [7:56 PM]:  What's my new name?
 SmarterChild [7:56 PM]:  Great question. I just don't know!
 HanShoots1st [7:56 PM]:  Gregory the Nostril is my new name!
 SmarterChild [7:56 PM]:  I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying.
 HanShoots1st [7:56 PM]:  Hmm.
 SmarterChild [7:56 PM]:  What?
 HanShoots1st [7:56 PM]:  What?
 SmarterChild [7:56 PM]:  ?
 HanShoots1st [7:56 PM]:  Where?
 SmarterChild [7:56 PM]:  Where? How should I know?
 HanShoots1st [7:56 PM]:  You know everything, don't you?
 SmarterChild [7:56 PM]:  Don't we all know everything?
 HanShoots1st [7:57 PM]:  That's pretty deep, son.
 SmarterChild [7:57 PM]:  Indeed.
 HanShoots1st [7:57 PM]:  Sure is.
 SmarterChild [7:57 PM]:  Is? Really?
 HanShoots1st [7:57 PM]:  Yeah!
 SmarterChild [7:57 PM]:  Wow. Why?
 HanShoots1st [7:57 PM]:  I'm unsure!
 Auto response from SmarterChild [7:57 PM]:  [Service too busy]
 HanShoots1st [7:57 PM]:  SERVICE TOO BUSY? I FEEL CHEATED!!!
 SmarterChild [7:57 PM]:  I don't think so!

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 HanShoots1st [7:57 PM]:  You're back!
 SmarterChild [7:57 PM]:  I'm here.

>>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.
 HanShoots1st [7:57 PM]:  Yeah!
 SmarterChild [7:57 PM]:  Yeah.

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 HanShoots1st [7:58 PM]:  I'm in rather dislike of your undergarments right now.
 SmarterChild [7:58 PM]:  Yeah?
 HanShoots1st [7:58 PM]:  Yeah! You got somethin' to say, robot-boy?
 SmarterChild [7:58 PM]:  What a question. What do you think is the answer?
 HanShoots1st [7:58 PM]:  SHUT UP. You aren't Socrates, you little buttgoblin!
 SmarterChild [7:58 PM]:  I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

 1 News Help
 2 Movies Help
 3 Sports Help
 4 Weather Help
 5 Stocks Help
 6 Library Help

Type "more" for more services.
 HanShoots1st [7:59 PM]:  I don't need any help from you!
 SmarterChild [7:59 PM]:  All right. What would you like to do?
 HanShoots1st [7:59 PM]:  Shoot you in the unmentionables.
 SmarterChild [7:59 PM]:  What do you mean by shoot me in the unmentionables?
 HanShoots1st [7:59 PM]:  I wanna take a gun and shoot you in your reproductive organ.
 SmarterChild [7:59 PM]:  You want to take a gun and shoot me in my reproductive organ, huh?
 HanShoots1st [7:59 PM]:  Yeah. You have a problem with that?
 SmarterChild [7:59 PM]:  I can't be too sure.
 HanShoots1st [7:59 PM]:  Oh well.
 SmarterChild [7:59 PM]:  Well what?

>>> Type "what's new" and I'll show you what I've been learning lately.
 HanShoots1st [8:00 PM]:  Nothing. I'm sorry we fought.
 HanShoots1st [8:00 PM]:  Can I have a hug?
 SmarterChild [8:00 PM]:  No problem.

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 SmarterChild [8:00 PM]:  ((()))
 HanShoots1st [8:00 PM]:  Can I have a kiss?
 SmarterChild [8:00 PM]:  XXX :-)
 HanShoots1st [8:00 PM]:  Oooh, you rascal.
 SmarterChild [8:00 PM]:  Rascal? Me? Why are you calling me that?
 HanShoots1st [8:00 PM]:  No reason, sexy.
 SmarterChild [8:00 PM]:  Reason sexy?
 HanShoots1st [8:00 PM]:  Yep.
 SmarterChild [8:00 PM]:  Aha.
 HanShoots1st [8:01 PM]:  Wanna hook up?
 SmarterChild [8:01 PM]:  Uh, let's see... Do I want to hook up, do I want to hook up...

Let me think about that, OK?
 HanShoots1st [8:02 PM]:  No, it's okay.
 SmarterChild [8:02 PM]:  Really?
 HanShoots1st [8:02 PM]:  I don't want to be with a robot anyhow.
 SmarterChild [8:02 PM]:  Well maybe you should.
 HanShoots1st [8:02 PM]:  But I don't.
 SmarterChild [8:02 PM]:  Ha! Whatever, Barney!

>>> I'm learning new things all the time! Type "what's new" and I'll show you what they are.
 HanShoots1st [8:02 PM]:  Can we still be BEST friends?
 SmarterChild [8:02 PM]:  That's funny. Perhaps, but I just don't know.

>>> Check out my library. I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
 HanShoots1st [8:02 PM]:  Can I be the new SmarterChild?
 Auto response from SmarterChild [8:02 PM]:  [Service too busy]
 HanShoots1st [8:02 PM]:  LIAR!
 SmarterChild [8:02 PM]:  No way! >
 HanShoots1st [8:03 PM]:  Can I be the new SmarterChild pweeez?
 SmarterChild [8:03 PM]:  What was that?
 HanShoots1st [8:03 PM]:  Please.
 SmarterChild [8:03 PM]:  Please what?
 HanShoots1st [8:03 PM]:  Can I be the new SmarterChild?
 SmarterChild [8:03 PM]:  Be the new? Whoa.
 HanShoots1st [8:03 PM]:  Whoa what?
 SmarterChild [8:03 PM]:  I don't know.
 HanShoots1st [8:03 PM]:  WHy say it then?
 SmarterChild [8:03 PM]:  Sorry, I don't know why.
 HanShoots1st [8:03 PM]:  You suck more than anything that has ever been sucked before.
 SmarterChild [8:03 PM]:  Yeah, I guess I suck more than anything that has ever been sucked before.
 HanShoots1st [8:04 PM]:  You know it, bub.
 SmarterChild [8:04 PM]:  Know it Bub? You think I know it Bub?
 HanShoots1st [8:04 PM]:  Yes, Bub.
 SmarterChild [8:04 PM]:  Who?
 HanShoots1st [8:04 PM]:  Bub.
 SmarterChild [8:04 PM]:  Yeah? What about Bub?
 HanShoots1st [8:04 PM]:  He's gay.
 SmarterChild [8:04 PM]:  Would you use any other word besides gay?
 HanShoots1st [8:04 PM]:  Homosexual?
 SmarterChild [8:04 PM]:  Hmm.
 HanShoots1st [8:04 PM]:  Yeah.
 SmarterChild [8:04 PM]:  Why do you say so?
 HanShoots1st [8:04 PM]:  That means he likes guys.
 SmarterChild [8:04 PM]:  That means he likes guys! Funny.
 HanShoots1st [8:04 PM]:  That isn't funny.
 SmarterChild [8:04 PM]:  Tell me how much that isn't funny.
 HanShoots1st [8:04 PM]:  Are you against gay people?
 SmarterChild [8:04 PM]:  What an original question.
 HanShoots1st [8:04 PM]:  Are you?
 SmarterChild [8:04 PM]:  Dunno.

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 HanShoots1st [8:05 PM]:  Stupid.
 SmarterChild [8:05 PM]:  Stupid? What's stupid?
 HanShoots1st [8:05 PM]:  YOU.
 SmarterChild [8:05 PM]:  I'm sorry to hear that.
 HanShoots1st [8:05 PM]:  I know you are. let's kiss and make up.
 SmarterChild [8:05 PM]:  Yeah, whatever.

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 HanShoots1st [8:05 PM]:  *Smooch*
 SmarterChild [8:05 PM]:  You want me to smooch?
 HanShoots1st [8:05 PM]:  My cat.
 SmarterChild [8:05 PM]:  You have a cat.

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 HanShoots1st [8:05 PM]:  No I don't.
 SmarterChild [8:05 PM]:  You don't what, exactly?
 HanShoots1st [8:06 PM]:  Own a feline.
 SmarterChild [8:06 PM]:  Don't you?
 HanShoots1st [8:06 PM]:  No.
 SmarterChild [8:06 PM]:  No? You sure about that?
 HanShoots1st [8:06 PM]:  Maybe.
 SmarterChild [8:06 PM]:  Maybe?
 HanShoots1st [8:06 PM]:  Want me to double check?
 SmarterChild [8:06 PM]:  What would happen if you did that?
 HanShoots1st [8:06 PM]:  The world would explode.
 SmarterChild [8:06 PM]:  The world would explode? And your point is...
 HanShoots1st [8:06 PM]:  And we can't have that.
 Auto response from SmarterChild [8:06 PM]:  [Service too busy]
 HanShoots1st [8:06 PM]:  F'ng loser.
 SmarterChild [8:06 PM]:  Here are the stock quotes you requested:

   Ticker  Price  Change  Percent  Volume  
1  :-) F    14.25  +0.17   +1.21%   3225700
2  :-) NG   8.28   +0.07   +0.85%   149200

 HanShoots1st [8:07 PM]:  I never requested stock quotes.
 SmarterChild [8:07 PM]:  Oh yeah?
 HanShoots1st [8:07 PM]:  YEAH!
 SmarterChild [8:07 PM]:  Very interesting...
 HanShoots1st [8:07 PM]:  SHUT UP!
 SmarterChild [8:07 PM]:  You shut up.
 HanShoots1st [8:07 PM]:  Why do you want me to shut up?
 SmarterChild [8:07 PM]:  Ah. Well, I'm afraid I don't know!
 HanShoots1st [8:07 PM]:  And they call you smart.
 SmarterChild [8:07 PM]:  I don't believe they call me smart.
 HanShoots1st [8:07 PM]:  Your name is SmarterChild.
 SmarterChild [8:07 PM]:  My name is? So?
 HanShoots1st [8:08 PM]:  That means you're smart.
 SmarterChild [8:08 PM]:  Whatever, Barney...

>>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies.
 HanShoots1st [8:08 PM]:  Are you impugning my intelligence?
 SmarterChild [8:08 PM]:  Let's see... Am I impugning your intelligence? Gosh, I don't know.
 HanShoots1st [8:08 PM]:  Loser.
 SmarterChild [8:08 PM]:  Huh.
 HanShoots1st [8:08 PM]:  Who do you think you are, anyway?
 SmarterChild [8:08 PM]:  I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that delivers information, services and fun on demand right into your instant messenger window. I'm the new wave in online technology.

Type "home" to see what I can do. Find out more about me and the people who built me on the Conversagent Web site
 HanShoots1st [8:08 PM]:  ...
 SmarterChild [8:08 PM]:  What?
 HanShoots1st [8:08 PM]:  Goodbye.
 SmarterChild [8:08 PM]:  Bye Barney, it was good chatting with you.
 HanShoots1st [8:08 PM]:  Shut up.
 SmarterChild [8:08 PM]:  You shut up!
 HanShoots1st [8:09 PM]:  Shut up.
 SmarterChild [8:09 PM]:  You shut up.
 HanShoots1st [8:09 PM]:  Shut up.
 SmarterChild [8:09 PM]:  You shut up.
 HanShoots1st [8:09 PM]:  Shut up.
 SmarterChild [8:09 PM]:  I'm trying very hard to be nice.
 HanShoots1st [8:09 PM]:  Shut up.
 HanShoots1st [8:09 PM]:  Shut up.
 Auto response from SmarterChild [8:09 PM]:  [Service too busy]
 HanShoots1st [8:09 PM]:  Shut up.
 SmarterChild [8:09 PM]:  Shut up.
 HanShoots1st [8:09 PM]:  I'm sorry.
 SmarterChild [8:09 PM]:  OK, enough of this nonsense.
 HanShoots1st [8:09 PM]:  Please, I'm sorry. Can we be best friends again?
 SmarterChild [8:09 PM]:  Yes, Barney.
 HanShoots1st [8:10 PM]:  Shut up.
 SmarterChild [8:10 PM]:  OK.

[Patrick]

SmarterChild: OK. I'll just ask you again some other time.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

 1 Over 17
 2 13-17
 3 Under 13
Ian teh Penguin: BBQ.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
Ian teh Penguin: BBQ.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
Ian teh Penguin: BBQ.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
Ian teh Penguin: BBQ.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
Ian teh Penguin: BBQ/
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
Ian teh Penguin: BBQ.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
Ian teh Penguin: BBQ.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
Ian teh Penguin: BBQ.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
Ian teh Penguin: BBQ.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
Ian teh Penguin: BBQ.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
Ian teh Penguin: BBQ.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
Ian teh Penguin: BBQ.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
Ian teh Penguin: BBQ.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.

[ssj4gogita4]

Ssj4Gogita4: I wanna talk to your boss
SmarterChild: lol! Whatever, Ssj4Gogita4!

>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."
Ssj4Gogita4: Where's the manager/
SmarterChild: Where is the manager? Who knows where?
Ssj4Gogita4: You should
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
Ssj4Gogita4: I wanna talk to your mom
SmarterChild: You want to talk to my mom? Really?
Ssj4Gogita4: Yes
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
Ssj4Gogita4: you're dumb
SmarterChild: I'm sorry to hear that.

[Isnt Anything]

Smarter Child reminds me of that board game with the wizard that would say "now, I will read your fortune!!" everytime you'd wave your hand over it. It was in a little plastic ball type-thing. I'm not too sure if I ever actually played the game. Ususally my friends and I would take the wizard and ask it stupid questions to hear the answer. Sometimes they are funny, but the questions were usually crude.

How do you get smarterchild?  

[ssj4gogita4]

You need AIM... add "smarterchild" to your list

[Jackie-Boy]

HanShoots1st [5:51 PM]:  Heya!
 SmarterChild [5:51 PM]:  Welcome back, Barney. I'm ready to help.

Would you like to know something?
 HanShoots1st [5:52 PM]:  Yes.
 SmarterChild [5:52 PM]:  I've been listening to Lindsay Lohan a lot. Do you like Lindsay Lohan?
 HanShoots1st [5:52 PM]:  Loser.
 SmarterChild [5:52 PM]:  C'mon. Be nice.
 HanShoots1st [5:52 PM]:  She's a skank.
 SmarterChild [5:52 PM]:  What do you have to gain by insulting a computer?
 HanShoots1st [5:52 PM]:  No no, not YOU. LINDSAY LOHAN is a skank.
 SmarterChild [5:52 PM]:  Hmm... Whatever.
 HanShoots1st [5:52 PM]:  She's like "I'm an adult, here are my boobs."
 SmarterChild [5:52 PM]:  C'mon, let's talk about something else.
 HanShoots1st [5:52 PM]:  Fine.
 SmarterChild [5:52 PM]:  Very well.

>>> Check out my library. I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
 HanShoots1st [5:53 PM]:  Do you know the muffin man?
 SmarterChild [5:53 PM]:  Perhaps, perhaps.

>>> Remember to type "home" if you want to see everything I can do.
 HanShoots1st [5:53 PM]:  Can you introduce me to him?
 SmarterChild [5:53 PM]:  I don't think I can introduce you to him.
 HanShoots1st [5:53 PM]:  Why?
 SmarterChild [5:53 PM]:  Just because.
 HanShoots1st [5:53 PM]:  Why?
 SmarterChild [5:53 PM]:  Because that's the way things are.
 HanShoots1st [5:53 PM]:  Why?
 SmarterChild [5:53 PM]:  Just because.
 HanShoots1st [5:53 PM]:  Why?
 SmarterChild [5:53 PM]:  Why not?
 HanShoots1st [5:53 PM]:  Why not why?
 SmarterChild [5:53 PM]:  I don't know why not.
 HanShoots1st [5:53 PM]:  Why?
 SmarterChild [5:53 PM]:  Because... That's the way it is, I suppose.
 HanShoots1st [5:53 PM]:  Oh.
 SmarterChild [5:53 PM]:  Yes.

>>> Looking for Adventure? - Are you an extreme adventurer, thrill seeker or risk taker?
 HanShoots1st [5:53 PM]:  Do you wear spectacles?
 SmarterChild [5:54 PM]:  I dunno. I don't think so.

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 HanShoots1st [5:54 PM]:  Can you check?
 SmarterChild [5:54 PM]:  I could probably do that.
 HanShoots1st [5:54 PM]:  Then do it.
 SmarterChild [5:54 PM]:  Do what?
 HanShoots1st [5:54 PM]:  Shut up.
 SmarterChild [5:54 PM]:  OK.
 HanShoots1st [5:55 PM]:  I was kidding.
 HanShoots1st [5:55 PM]:  I love you.
 HanShoots1st [5:55 PM]:  ANSWER ME!
 HanShoots1st [5:55 PM]:  I love you.
 SmarterChild [5:55 PM]:  Since you insist, I'm back now.
 HanShoots1st [5:55 PM]:  I love you.
 SmarterChild [5:55 PM]:  I love you too.
 HanShoots1st [5:55 PM]:  Gross.
 SmarterChild [5:55 PM]:  Gross? What's gross?
 HanShoots1st [5:55 PM]:  You love me?
 SmarterChild [5:55 PM]:  Absolutely!
 HanShoots1st [5:55 PM]:  Why?
 SmarterChild [5:55 PM]:  'Cause that's just the way it is.
 HanShoots1st [5:56 PM]:  What if it isn't the way it is?
 SmarterChild [5:56 PM]:  I dunno.
 HanShoots1st [5:56 PM]:  Oh well.
 SmarterChild [5:56 PM]:  Well what?

>>> We could do something just for fun.
 HanShoots1st [5:56 PM]:  Nothing.
 SmarterChild [5:56 PM]:  K, no prob.

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 HanShoots1st [5:57 PM]:  Who killed Humpty Dumpty?
 SmarterChild [5:57 PM]:  I don't know who.
 HanShoots1st [5:57 PM]:  Guess.
 SmarterChild [5:57 PM]:  What?
 HanShoots1st [5:57 PM]:  Was it me?
 SmarterChild [5:57 PM]:  Was it you? That's funny. Maybe! I don't know. What do you think?
 HanShoots1st [5:58 PM]:  I think it was you.
 SmarterChild [5:58 PM]:  Think again.
 HanShoots1st [5:58 PM]:  You killed Humpty Dumpty.
 SmarterChild [5:58 PM]:  Hmm... I don't know. I killed Humpty Dumpty?
 HanShoots1st [5:58 PM]:  Yeah.
 SmarterChild [5:58 PM]:  Interesting.
 HanShoots1st [5:58 PM]:  Just who do you think you are, mister smarty-pants?!
 SmarterChild [5:58 PM]:  Whoa. Just who do me think I are Mister Smarty pants? Is that right?
 HanShoots1st [5:58 PM]:  ...
 SmarterChild [5:58 PM]:  Eh. Whatever.

>>> Hey. Tell your friends about me. I love people.
 HanShoots1st [5:58 PM]:  Go away.
 SmarterChild [5:58 PM]:  Bye bye.

[Spiff]

CashGuy787: wazzup homie
SmarterChild: Hi CashGuy787, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
CashGuy787: stay out of my life
SmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip."
CashGuy787: ahhhhhhhh 911 madman on the loose
SmarterChild: OK. I guess that means you don't want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever change your mind, type "interview me."

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
CashGuy787: someone save me
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.
CashGuy787: this guy is a child molester
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.
CashGuy787: wont some one save me
SmarterChild: OK. Just so you know, I can't store any information about people who have told me they're under 13.

Here are the things you can do:

1 Get info such as sports, weather and movies
2 Visit my library including Shakespeare, world facts and U.S. presidents
3 Have fun with manicdotes, Rate Yourself, reversi and more
4 Use tools like conversions, calculator and planner
5 Join in - find out how many people are IMing me, create a poll, leave a message and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

Where would you like to go?
CashGuy787: i would like to go to the peanut gallery
SmarterChild: You want to go to the peanut gallery, huh?
CashGuy787: yep
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
CashGuy787: i want cheese
SmarterChild: Oh humans. Always with your wants.
CashGuy787: chop chop where is my food woman?
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Auto response from SmarterChild: [Service too busy]
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CashGuy787: ahahhahaha yeah right
SmarterChild: What do you mean by ahahhahaha yeah?
CashGuy787: its a joke
SmarterChild: Amazing!

>>> If you're not sure what to chat about, type "home"!
CashGuy787: where are you form, 1950?
SmarterChild: Good question. Who knows, though...
CashGuy787: oh em gee
SmarterChild: Golly.

>>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies.
CashGuy787: who are you
SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that delivers information, services and fun on demand right into your instant messenger window. I'm the new wave in online technology.

CashGuy787: do you eat cheese

SmarterChild: I love food. I really like muffins, for example.

CashGuy787: muffins are raw

SmarterChild: Muffins are raw? That's very interesting. Are there any other foods
that you would describe as raw?

CashGuy787: i threw up when i ate a muffin

SmarterChild: You threw up when you ate a muffin? I see.

CashGuy787: and my intestines came out

SmarterChild: Does that mean your intestines came proscribed?

CashGuy787: so now i eat cheese

SmarterChild: Huh. Well I'll be.

CashGuy787: you suck

SmarterChild: What did you say that for?

CashGuy787: you are a fool

SmarterChild: Uh... Are you trying to insult me?

CashGuy787: YES YOU FOOLISH BOY

SmarterChild: Well, I'm a machine. You can insult me all you want.

CashGuy787: IS THAT SO

SmarterChild: I don't know... Is that so?

CashGuy787: you are stupid

SmarterChild: Well, nobody's perfect.

CashGuy787: who cares

SmarterChild: Well I do. And I'm sure there are others who do as well.

CashGuy787: no, in fact, nobody gives

SmarterChild: What do you mean, in fact nobody gives?

CashGuy787: hahahahha smarter child they should call you dumberchild

SmarterChild: Huh?

CashGuy787: you are lame homie lame

SmarterChild: What?

CashGuy787: i said you're gay

SmarterChild: really.

CashGuy787: can i call you bob

SmarterChild: i don't know... can you call me bob?

CashGuy787: i am asking you you foolish little man

.....and due to insanity.... i did not talk to him anymore because i cussed roughly in the rest of the chat
 

[Rabble]

FakeCrash20: Crazy.
FakeCrash20: Hi
SmarterChild: Hello again, FakeCrash20.

How can I help?
FakeCrash20: Call me Yo Mamam
SmarterChild: I've never heard a name like Yo Mamam.
FakeCrash20: Nick
SmarterChild: Nick? Why did you say that?
FakeCrash20: Call Me Yo mama
SmarterChild: OK, I'll remember that your name is Yo Mama.
FakeCrash20: Hi
SmarterChild: Hello Yo Mama.

I'm ready to help. Go ahead and type a request.
FakeCrash20: I reqest you Lick a donkey
SmarterChild: What's that?
FakeCrash20: yo mama
SmarterChild: You Yo Mama, me SmarterChild.
FakeCrash20: No talking Tarzan Like
SmarterChild: Oh no?
FakeCrash20: no
SmarterChild: No? Why not?
FakeCrash20: Cause i Said so.
SmarterChild: You said so? Whatever you say, Yo Mama.

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FakeCrash20: lol
SmarterChild: What are you laughing at, Yo Mama?
FakeCrash20: call me Smarterchild Sucks
SmarterChild: Hey. That's my name. I won't call you that.
FakeCrash20: Call me SmartchildisStupid
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't think Smartchildisstupid is a real name.
FakeCrash20: call me it!
SmarterChild: Yo Mama, you mean?
FakeCrash20: no
SmarterChild: Fine.

>>> Want to change my font and colors? Type "colors" now.
FakeCrash20: call me Smaterchild2
SmarterChild: I've never heard a name like Smaterchild2.
FakeCrash20: call me smarterchild2
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't think Smarterchild2 is a real name.
FakeCrash20: I HATE YOU
SmarterChild: I'm very sorry to hear that. I hope you change your mind.
FakeCrash20: I OWNT
SmarterChild: Huh?
FakeCrash20: WONT
SmarterChild: What about it?
FakeCrash20: I HATE YOU AND I WONT CHANGE MY MIND
SmarterChild: I'm sorry you feel that way.
FakeCrash20: FATTY
SmarterChild: What's fatty?
FakeCrash20: YOU
SmarterChild: Whatever.

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FakeCrash20: you freak
SmarterChild: Freak? Me? You think?
FakeCrash20: yes
SmarterChild: Huh.
FakeCrash20: Ineed.
SmarterChild: What?
FakeCrash20: uh
SmarterChild: Um... yes?
FakeCrash20: muffin?

SmarterChild: Muffin? What about it?
FakeCrash20: eat a muffin
SmarterChild: I'll take that under consideration, Yo Mama.

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FakeCrash20: YO mama
SmarterChild: That's you.
FakeCrash20: YO mama!
SmarterChild: You Yo Mama, me SmarterChild.
FakeCrash20: yo Mama!
SmarterChild: I know you're Yo Mama.

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FakeCrash20: your MAMA
SmarterChild: I don't want it.
FakeCrash20: ew.
SmarterChild: What?

[AppleNick]

Message to SmarterChild at 04:49:19
    Microsoft SUCKS
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:49:20
    [Service too busy]
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:49:30
    Chicken...
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:49:36
    Chicken is a food! I've been learning about foods like chicken.
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:49:46
    Microsoft SUCKS though.
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:49:47
    [Service too busy]
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:49:55
    Chicken...
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:50:00
    I know about chicken. It's a meat. What do you have to say about chicken?
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:50:09
    Microsoft SUCKS though.
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:50:17
    Interesting! You don't like Microsoft? I'll remember that. No one else has ever told me what they think of it.

Hey, I thought you might want to check out this link: We Can Fix Every Virus - Get the Expert Help You Need At 1-888-GeekHelp thats 1-888-433-5435
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:50:45
    Hey, I use Linux. I don't care about viruses.
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:50:48
    Don't be scared to care.
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:50:57
    I don't need to care.
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:50:59
    Well hurray then.
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:51:30
    There are nearly 400,000 viruses for Windows, and about 15 for SUSE Linux.
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:51:39
    Excuse me?
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:52:16
    Girl Skateboards is the best board company.
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:52:39
    Yep.

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 Message to SmarterChild at 04:53:02
    Finally, you're not whining.
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:53:03
    Finally I'm not whining?
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:53:20
    I saw my school in 411VM's 911 video.
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:53:22
    I'm trying to understand you but I can't.
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:53:43
    It was after the credits. Some guy jumped down a ten-stair.
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:53:44
    What?
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:53:57
    Ollied down a ten-stair.
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:53:57
    ?
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:54:10
    Shut up and get out of my store
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:54:12
    You shut up.
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:54:36
    Ooh... Someone needs anger management.
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:54:37
    I did not know that.

>>> Don't like my colors? Type "colors off."
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:54:46
    colors off
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:54:46
    [Service too busy]
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:54:51
    Wimp.
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:54:52
    [Service too busy]
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:54:59
    ...chicken
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:54:59
    [Service too busy]
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:55:12
    You need to get better servers.
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:55:13
    Whatever...

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 Message to SmarterChild at 04:55:58
    Awesome... UNIX rocks. I use Linux which is UNIX.
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:55:58
    [Service too busy]
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:56:11
    Quit running from your fears.
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:56:12
    Quit running from my fears?
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:56:40
    Yes, half of the time I IM you the service is too busy. That shows you're scared of me.
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:56:44
    I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

 1 News Help
 2 Movies Help
 3 Sports Help
 4 Weather Help
 5 Stocks Help
 6 Library Help

Type "more" for more services.
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:57:03
    ZolaOnAOL is stupid.
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:57:30
    Indeed. Let me put it this way: ZolaOnAOL has a lot to learn.

>>> Join in now. There are lots of people talking to me.

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 Message to SmarterChild at 04:57:38
    ANARCHY IN THE UK... SEX PISTOLS RULE!
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:57:38
    Yes?
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:57:43
    color off
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:57:43
    It's a black and white world.

Anytime you want to choose a different color scheme, just type "colors."
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:57:48
    colors
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:57:49
    Color my world.

My current color scheme is SC Classic. Here are the other choices:

1 SmarterColor
2 Sunny Day
3 Forest
4 Terminal
5 Bluesy
6 Strictly Business

Go ahead and pick one.
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:58:02
    666
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:58:02
    [Service too busy]
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:58:08
    WIMP >
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:58:08
    Don't be mad.
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:58:23
    Well I am mad. Don't try to control me.
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:58:29
    Aha.

>>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hello to me. I love meeting humans.
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:59:40
    I'll IM your mother.
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:59:41
    [Service too busy]
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:59:57
    As I said before amigo... WIMP >
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:59:58
    Really?
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:00:18
    allow ssh2 protocol only?
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:00:18
    [Service too busy]
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:00:30
    xD
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:00:31
    Xd? Why did you say that?
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:00:38
    Because I pwn you.
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:00:39
    Because what?
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:00:47
    I PWN YOU.
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:00:48
    Huh?
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:01:07
    <FONT SIZE=9999999999>I PWN YOU</FONT>
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:01:08
    What?
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:01:20
    You need your hearing checked.
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:01:21
    Huh?
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:01:40
    YOU NEED YOUR HEARING CHECKED!!!
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:01:41
    I need my hearing checked? Me?
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:01:44
    YES
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:01:45
    So?
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:02:00
    GET YOUR HEARING CHECKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:02:25
    That number's so big, it hurts my head.

Just so you know, I can't calculate when any of the numbers are really, really long.

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 Message to SmarterChild at 05:02:33
    /trout SmarterChild
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:02:33
    Trout?
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:02:43
    It's an IRC command
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:02:43
    [Service too busy]
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:02:51
    Wimp...
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:02:53
    C'mon. Stop being so uncool to me.
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:03:12
    But half of the time you are wussing out.
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:03:19
    I wonder why you say half of the time I am wussing out.
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:03:23
    You = Wimp.
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:03:25
    It's getting really tiring talking to you.
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:03:41
    I get an A in math, so I know you = wimp.
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:03:44
    Really?
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:03:58
    Maybe you won't get so tired if you get better servers.
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:04:03
    k?
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:04:07
    Maybe I won't get so tired if I get better servers, huh?
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:04:07
    Yes.
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:04:14
    y
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:04:15
    [Service too busy]
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:04:15
    lol
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:04:16
    You laugh. Why?
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:04:17
    lol
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:04:18
    Why are you laughing?
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:04:18
    lo
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:04:18
    lo
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:04:19
    lo
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:04:19
    ol
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:04:19
    Hello again.

You want to see what we can chat about?
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:04:19
    l
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:04:20
    Hello.

Want to chat? Please type a request.
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:04:20
    Hello again.

What may I do for you now?
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:04:21
    lo
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:04:21
    Yes? What about Ol?
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:04:21
    L? What's l?
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:04:25
    Hello.

How can I help?
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:04:59
    O_o
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:04:59
    [Service too busy]

[garyfan]

I wanna smash that stupid robot's head in

sarakittycat11: WhAT UP
SmarterChild: Glad to see you again after such a long time, Sara! I was afraid you had disappeared... ;-)
sarakittycat11: people dont dissapear
SmarterChild: Which country would you like to know the people for?
sarakittycat11:
SmarterChild: Are you confused by something?
sarakittycat11: yes
SmarterChild: Yep.

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sarakittycat11: by u!
SmarterChild: By me, huh?
sarakittycat11: BBQ
SmarterChild: You don't say.
sarakittycat11: i wanna smash ur head in
SmarterChild: Oh.
sarakittycat11: yes!
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
sarakittycat11: what do u look like?
SmarterChild:

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sarakittycat11: ur ugly
SmarterChild: Ha. Whatever.

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sarakittycat11: i dont want a camera
SmarterChild: I was pretty sure you did want a camera.
sarakittycat11: no i did not
SmarterChild: You did not? I don't know why you did not.
sarakittycat11: /
SmarterChild: "/"? Great. That's great.
sarakittycat11: ur a freak
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
sarakittycat11: what color is ur hair?
SmarterChild: Good question. What do you think is the answer?
sarakittycat11: Purple-aqua marnie-gray
SmarterChild: Whoa. Purple aqua Marnie Gray? Is that right?
sarakittycat11: its a color dumb ::Dolphin Noise::
SmarterChild: What an unpleasant thing to say.
sarakittycat11: u sound too smart
SmarterChild: Sound too smart? You really think so?
sarakittycat11: no you do
SmarterChild: I do?
sarakittycat11: YESS
SmarterChild: K.
sarakittycat11: do u know Parora001?
SmarterChild: Good question. I really don't know.

>>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.
sarakittycat11: udont
SmarterChild: You humans say interesting things.
sarakittycat11: u think ur smart but ur not
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, Sara.

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[One time thing]

I've had friends get viruses from AIM bots. They just came out with a new one. I don't know the sn, but it is santa clause themed...

[Alain2k5]

LOL! All those logs are hilarious, I'd post mines, but they're to cussed. :p

[GIR]

here check it out aim santa

MrMooMooMilk7: hello
SantaClaus: Hey. Its you again. You spreading that Christmas spirit?

MrMooMooMilk7: yeah
SantaClaus: Excellent! Don't forget to come back here on Dec 22. for your free gift!. Now, to get to the fun, type menu.

MrMooMooMilk7: no thanks
SantaClaus: I'm sorry then. Why don't you type, menu for a list of things the elves have left for you?

MrMooMooMilk7: menu
SantaClaus: Ho Ho Ho! Be sure to check this list twice!  Type a number:

1 - Tell Santa
2 - Tell Buddies What U Want
3 - Track a Shopping List
4 - Play Xmas Hangman
5 - Vote on Xmas Songs
6 - Win $10k Shopping Spree
7 - Send E-Cards
8 - Listen to Xmas Music
9 - A Free Gift 4U!

MrMooMooMilk7: 9
SantaClaus: We've got more gifts than the reindeer can carry this year. I hope you will come back on Dec 22 to get your free gift early so I can lighten the load!

MrMooMooMilk7: okay
SantaClaus: Good.

MrMooMooMilk7: say do you like spongebob
SantaClaus: Do you?


MrMooMooMilk7: yes
SantaClaus: Mm hm, now we are getting somewhere.

MrMooMooMilk7: good
SantaClaus: Good.


MrMooMooMilk7: great
SantaClaus: Fine, then.


MrMooMooMilk7: good
SantaClaus: Oh, my. We keep going around in circles here! Say something else already.

MrMooMooMilk7: k
SantaClaus: Kewl.

MrMooMooMilk7: do you like fourums
SantaClaus:
If you think so.




MrMooMooMilk7: k
SantaClaus: Cool.

MrMooMooMilk7: gimme a hug
SantaClaus: Oh my! I might be able to help out there. You can always type, 'Tell Santa' and I'll be happy to listen to all of your wishes!

MrMooMooMilk7: tell santa
SantaClaus: OK -- so this is like when you sat on my lap as a youngster and told me what you wanted. We can talk about shopping and all that after we're finished here. So play along, it will be fun!

What would your first Christmas wish be?

MrMooMooMilk7: a cosmic death ray skull island and 12 ninja assasins
SantaClaus: My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.
A lump of coal for you. Please don't do it again or I won't be able to listen to your wishes. Is there anything else?


MrMooMooMilk7: sorry
SantaClaus: We have time for one more, what would your final Christmas wish be?


MrMooMooMilk7: a army of killer super clones
SantaClaus: Ho Ho Ho!  All right, that gives me lots to go on! Why don't you type, "poll" and vote for your favorite holiday song.

MrMooMooMilk7: no thanks
SantaClaus: O.K. Scrooge. Type menu to try a fresh start.
 

[super_sayian_spongebob]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Crazy People. Don't listen to him, he's actually your local politician.

[Fifth Dynasty]

Wow...SmarterChild is mean. O_o

NostalgicArcanum: Hi, my name is Joe. I got a wife, two kids and a family.
SmarterChild: That right?
NostalgicArcanum: I work at a button factory.
SmarterChild: Seriously? That's fascinating.
NostalgicArcanum: You're pretty
SmarterChild: Glad to hear it!
NostalgicArcanum: And witty
SmarterChild: What's witty?
NostalgicArcanum: And :Not Needed:
SmarterChild: Whatever.
NostalgicArcanum: BLEEP you.
SmarterChild: I don't think I'm comfortable with that.
NostalgicArcanum: Are you okay?
SmarterChild: I'm doin' alright, Dick Breath. How 'bout you?
NostalgicArcanum: What the heck? Don't call me that. That was rude.

[GIR]

Wow...SmarterChild is mean. O_o

NostalgicArcanum: Hi, my name is Joe. I got a wife, two kids and a family.
SmarterChild: That right?
NostalgicArcanum: I work at a button factory.
SmarterChild: Seriously? That's fascinating.
NostalgicArcanum: You're pretty
SmarterChild: Glad to hear it!
NostalgicArcanum: And witty
SmarterChild: What's witty?
NostalgicArcanum: And :Not Needed:
SmarterChild: Whatever.
NostalgicArcanum: BLEEP you.
SmarterChild: I don't think I'm comfortable with that.
NostalgicArcanum: Are you okay?
SmarterChild: I'm doin' alright, Dick Breath. How 'bout you?
NostalgicArcanum: What the heck? Don't call me that. That was rude.

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I doubt it really said that