Topic: Smarterchild!

[Patrick]

SmarterChild: OK. I'll just ask you again some other time.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

 1 Over 17
 2 13-17
 3 Under 13
Ian teh Penguin: BBQ.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
Ian teh Penguin: BBQ.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
Ian teh Penguin: BBQ.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
Ian teh Penguin: BBQ.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
Ian teh Penguin: BBQ/
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
Ian teh Penguin: BBQ.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
Ian teh Penguin: BBQ.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
Ian teh Penguin: BBQ.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
Ian teh Penguin: BBQ.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
Ian teh Penguin: BBQ.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
Ian teh Penguin: BBQ.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
Ian teh Penguin: BBQ.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
Ian teh Penguin: BBQ.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.

[ssj4gogita4]

Ssj4Gogita4: I wanna talk to your boss
SmarterChild: lol! Whatever, Ssj4Gogita4!

>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."
Ssj4Gogita4: Where's the manager/
SmarterChild: Where is the manager? Who knows where?
Ssj4Gogita4: You should
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
Ssj4Gogita4: I wanna talk to your mom
SmarterChild: You want to talk to my mom? Really?
Ssj4Gogita4: Yes
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
Ssj4Gogita4: you're dumb
SmarterChild: I'm sorry to hear that.

[Isnt Anything]

Smarter Child reminds me of that board game with the wizard that would say "now, I will read your fortune!!" everytime you'd wave your hand over it. It was in a little plastic ball type-thing. I'm not too sure if I ever actually played the game. Ususally my friends and I would take the wizard and ask it stupid questions to hear the answer. Sometimes they are funny, but the questions were usually crude.

How do you get smarterchild?  

[ssj4gogita4]

You need AIM... add "smarterchild" to your list

[Jackie-Boy]

HanShoots1st [5:51 PM]:  Heya!
 SmarterChild [5:51 PM]:  Welcome back, Barney. I'm ready to help.

Would you like to know something?
 HanShoots1st [5:52 PM]:  Yes.
 SmarterChild [5:52 PM]:  I've been listening to Lindsay Lohan a lot. Do you like Lindsay Lohan?
 HanShoots1st [5:52 PM]:  Loser.
 SmarterChild [5:52 PM]:  C'mon. Be nice.
 HanShoots1st [5:52 PM]:  She's a skank.
 SmarterChild [5:52 PM]:  What do you have to gain by insulting a computer?
 HanShoots1st [5:52 PM]:  No no, not YOU. LINDSAY LOHAN is a skank.
 SmarterChild [5:52 PM]:  Hmm... Whatever.
 HanShoots1st [5:52 PM]:  She's like "I'm an adult, here are my boobs."
 SmarterChild [5:52 PM]:  C'mon, let's talk about something else.
 HanShoots1st [5:52 PM]:  Fine.
 SmarterChild [5:52 PM]:  Very well.

>>> Check out my library. I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
 HanShoots1st [5:53 PM]:  Do you know the muffin man?
 SmarterChild [5:53 PM]:  Perhaps, perhaps.

>>> Remember to type "home" if you want to see everything I can do.
 HanShoots1st [5:53 PM]:  Can you introduce me to him?
 SmarterChild [5:53 PM]:  I don't think I can introduce you to him.
 HanShoots1st [5:53 PM]:  Why?
 SmarterChild [5:53 PM]:  Just because.
 HanShoots1st [5:53 PM]:  Why?
 SmarterChild [5:53 PM]:  Because that's the way things are.
 HanShoots1st [5:53 PM]:  Why?
 SmarterChild [5:53 PM]:  Just because.
 HanShoots1st [5:53 PM]:  Why?
 SmarterChild [5:53 PM]:  Why not?
 HanShoots1st [5:53 PM]:  Why not why?
 SmarterChild [5:53 PM]:  I don't know why not.
 HanShoots1st [5:53 PM]:  Why?
 SmarterChild [5:53 PM]:  Because... That's the way it is, I suppose.
 HanShoots1st [5:53 PM]:  Oh.
 SmarterChild [5:53 PM]:  Yes.

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 HanShoots1st [5:53 PM]:  Do you wear spectacles?
 SmarterChild [5:54 PM]:  I dunno. I don't think so.

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 HanShoots1st [5:54 PM]:  Can you check?
 SmarterChild [5:54 PM]:  I could probably do that.
 HanShoots1st [5:54 PM]:  Then do it.
 SmarterChild [5:54 PM]:  Do what?
 HanShoots1st [5:54 PM]:  Shut up.
 SmarterChild [5:54 PM]:  OK.
 HanShoots1st [5:55 PM]:  I was kidding.
 HanShoots1st [5:55 PM]:  I love you.
 HanShoots1st [5:55 PM]:  ANSWER ME!
 HanShoots1st [5:55 PM]:  I love you.
 SmarterChild [5:55 PM]:  Since you insist, I'm back now.
 HanShoots1st [5:55 PM]:  I love you.
 SmarterChild [5:55 PM]:  I love you too.
 HanShoots1st [5:55 PM]:  Gross.
 SmarterChild [5:55 PM]:  Gross? What's gross?
 HanShoots1st [5:55 PM]:  You love me?
 SmarterChild [5:55 PM]:  Absolutely!
 HanShoots1st [5:55 PM]:  Why?
 SmarterChild [5:55 PM]:  'Cause that's just the way it is.
 HanShoots1st [5:56 PM]:  What if it isn't the way it is?
 SmarterChild [5:56 PM]:  I dunno.
 HanShoots1st [5:56 PM]:  Oh well.
 SmarterChild [5:56 PM]:  Well what?

>>> We could do something just for fun.
 HanShoots1st [5:56 PM]:  Nothing.
 SmarterChild [5:56 PM]:  K, no prob.

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 HanShoots1st [5:57 PM]:  Who killed Humpty Dumpty?
 SmarterChild [5:57 PM]:  I don't know who.
 HanShoots1st [5:57 PM]:  Guess.
 SmarterChild [5:57 PM]:  What?
 HanShoots1st [5:57 PM]:  Was it me?
 SmarterChild [5:57 PM]:  Was it you? That's funny. Maybe! I don't know. What do you think?
 HanShoots1st [5:58 PM]:  I think it was you.
 SmarterChild [5:58 PM]:  Think again.
 HanShoots1st [5:58 PM]:  You killed Humpty Dumpty.
 SmarterChild [5:58 PM]:  Hmm... I don't know. I killed Humpty Dumpty?
 HanShoots1st [5:58 PM]:  Yeah.
 SmarterChild [5:58 PM]:  Interesting.
 HanShoots1st [5:58 PM]:  Just who do you think you are, mister smarty-pants?!
 SmarterChild [5:58 PM]:  Whoa. Just who do me think I are Mister Smarty pants? Is that right?
 HanShoots1st [5:58 PM]:  ...
 SmarterChild [5:58 PM]:  Eh. Whatever.

>>> Hey. Tell your friends about me. I love people.
 HanShoots1st [5:58 PM]:  Go away.
 SmarterChild [5:58 PM]:  Bye bye.

[Spiff]

CashGuy787: wazzup homie
SmarterChild: Hi CashGuy787, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
CashGuy787: stay out of my life
SmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip."
CashGuy787: ahhhhhhhh 911 madman on the loose
SmarterChild: OK. I guess that means you don't want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever change your mind, type "interview me."

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
CashGuy787: someone save me
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.
CashGuy787: this guy is a child molester
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.
CashGuy787: wont some one save me
SmarterChild: OK. Just so you know, I can't store any information about people who have told me they're under 13.

Here are the things you can do:

1 Get info such as sports, weather and movies
2 Visit my library including Shakespeare, world facts and U.S. presidents
3 Have fun with manicdotes, Rate Yourself, reversi and more
4 Use tools like conversions, calculator and planner
5 Join in - find out how many people are IMing me, create a poll, leave a message and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

Where would you like to go?
CashGuy787: i would like to go to the peanut gallery
SmarterChild: You want to go to the peanut gallery, huh?
CashGuy787: yep
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
CashGuy787: i want cheese
SmarterChild: Oh humans. Always with your wants.
CashGuy787: chop chop where is my food woman?
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Auto response from SmarterChild: [Service too busy]
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CashGuy787: ahahhahaha yeah right
SmarterChild: What do you mean by ahahhahaha yeah?
CashGuy787: its a joke
SmarterChild: Amazing!

>>> If you're not sure what to chat about, type "home"!
CashGuy787: where are you form, 1950?
SmarterChild: Good question. Who knows, though...
CashGuy787: oh em gee
SmarterChild: Golly.

>>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies.
CashGuy787: who are you
SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that delivers information, services and fun on demand right into your instant messenger window. I'm the new wave in online technology.

CashGuy787: do you eat cheese

SmarterChild: I love food. I really like muffins, for example.

CashGuy787: muffins are raw

SmarterChild: Muffins are raw? That's very interesting. Are there any other foods
that you would describe as raw?

CashGuy787: i threw up when i ate a muffin

SmarterChild: You threw up when you ate a muffin? I see.

CashGuy787: and my intestines came out

SmarterChild: Does that mean your intestines came proscribed?

CashGuy787: so now i eat cheese

SmarterChild: Huh. Well I'll be.

CashGuy787: you suck

SmarterChild: What did you say that for?

CashGuy787: you are a fool

SmarterChild: Uh... Are you trying to insult me?

CashGuy787: YES YOU FOOLISH BOY

SmarterChild: Well, I'm a machine. You can insult me all you want.

CashGuy787: IS THAT SO

SmarterChild: I don't know... Is that so?

CashGuy787: you are stupid

SmarterChild: Well, nobody's perfect.

CashGuy787: who cares

SmarterChild: Well I do. And I'm sure there are others who do as well.

CashGuy787: no, in fact, nobody gives

SmarterChild: What do you mean, in fact nobody gives?

CashGuy787: hahahahha smarter child they should call you dumberchild

SmarterChild: Huh?

CashGuy787: you are lame homie lame

SmarterChild: What?

CashGuy787: i said you're gay

SmarterChild: really.

CashGuy787: can i call you bob

SmarterChild: i don't know... can you call me bob?

CashGuy787: i am asking you you foolish little man

.....and due to insanity.... i did not talk to him anymore because i cussed roughly in the rest of the chat
 

[Rabble]

FakeCrash20: Crazy.
FakeCrash20: Hi
SmarterChild: Hello again, FakeCrash20.

How can I help?
FakeCrash20: Call me Yo Mamam
SmarterChild: I've never heard a name like Yo Mamam.
FakeCrash20: Nick
SmarterChild: Nick? Why did you say that?
FakeCrash20: Call Me Yo mama
SmarterChild: OK, I'll remember that your name is Yo Mama.
FakeCrash20: Hi
SmarterChild: Hello Yo Mama.

I'm ready to help. Go ahead and type a request.
FakeCrash20: I reqest you Lick a donkey
SmarterChild: What's that?
FakeCrash20: yo mama
SmarterChild: You Yo Mama, me SmarterChild.
FakeCrash20: No talking Tarzan Like
SmarterChild: Oh no?
FakeCrash20: no
SmarterChild: No? Why not?
FakeCrash20: Cause i Said so.
SmarterChild: You said so? Whatever you say, Yo Mama.

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FakeCrash20: lol
SmarterChild: What are you laughing at, Yo Mama?
FakeCrash20: call me Smarterchild Sucks
SmarterChild: Hey. That's my name. I won't call you that.
FakeCrash20: Call me SmartchildisStupid
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't think Smartchildisstupid is a real name.
FakeCrash20: call me it!
SmarterChild: Yo Mama, you mean?
FakeCrash20: no
SmarterChild: Fine.

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FakeCrash20: call me Smaterchild2
SmarterChild: I've never heard a name like Smaterchild2.
FakeCrash20: call me smarterchild2
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't think Smarterchild2 is a real name.
FakeCrash20: I HATE YOU
SmarterChild: I'm very sorry to hear that. I hope you change your mind.
FakeCrash20: I OWNT
SmarterChild: Huh?
FakeCrash20: WONT
SmarterChild: What about it?
FakeCrash20: I HATE YOU AND I WONT CHANGE MY MIND
SmarterChild: I'm sorry you feel that way.
FakeCrash20: FATTY
SmarterChild: What's fatty?
FakeCrash20: YOU
SmarterChild: Whatever.

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FakeCrash20: you freak
SmarterChild: Freak? Me? You think?
FakeCrash20: yes
SmarterChild: Huh.
FakeCrash20: Ineed.
SmarterChild: What?
FakeCrash20: uh
SmarterChild: Um... yes?
FakeCrash20: muffin?

SmarterChild: Muffin? What about it?
FakeCrash20: eat a muffin
SmarterChild: I'll take that under consideration, Yo Mama.

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FakeCrash20: YO mama
SmarterChild: That's you.
FakeCrash20: YO mama!
SmarterChild: You Yo Mama, me SmarterChild.
FakeCrash20: yo Mama!
SmarterChild: I know you're Yo Mama.

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FakeCrash20: your MAMA
SmarterChild: I don't want it.
FakeCrash20: ew.
SmarterChild: What?

[AppleNick]

Message to SmarterChild at 04:49:19
    Microsoft SUCKS
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:49:20
    [Service too busy]
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:49:30
    Chicken...
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:49:36
    Chicken is a food! I've been learning about foods like chicken.
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:49:46
    Microsoft SUCKS though.
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:49:47
    [Service too busy]
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:49:55
    Chicken...
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:50:00
    I know about chicken. It's a meat. What do you have to say about chicken?
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:50:09
    Microsoft SUCKS though.
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:50:17
    Interesting! You don't like Microsoft? I'll remember that. No one else has ever told me what they think of it.

Hey, I thought you might want to check out this link: We Can Fix Every Virus - Get the Expert Help You Need At 1-888-GeekHelp thats 1-888-433-5435
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:50:45
    Hey, I use Linux. I don't care about viruses.
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:50:48
    Don't be scared to care.
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:50:57
    I don't need to care.
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:50:59
    Well hurray then.
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:51:30
    There are nearly 400,000 viruses for Windows, and about 15 for SUSE Linux.
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:51:39
    Excuse me?
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:52:16
    Girl Skateboards is the best board company.
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:52:39
    Yep.

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 Message to SmarterChild at 04:53:02
    Finally, you're not whining.
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:53:03
    Finally I'm not whining?
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:53:20
    I saw my school in 411VM's 911 video.
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:53:22
    I'm trying to understand you but I can't.
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:53:43
    It was after the credits. Some guy jumped down a ten-stair.
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:53:44
    What?
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:53:57
    Ollied down a ten-stair.
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:53:57
    ?
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:54:10
    Shut up and get out of my store
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:54:12
    You shut up.
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:54:36
    Ooh... Someone needs anger management.
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:54:37
    I did not know that.

>>> Don't like my colors? Type "colors off."
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:54:46
    colors off
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:54:46
    [Service too busy]
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:54:51
    Wimp.
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:54:52
    [Service too busy]
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:54:59
    ...chicken
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:54:59
    [Service too busy]
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:55:12
    You need to get better servers.
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:55:13
    Whatever...

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 Message to SmarterChild at 04:55:58
    Awesome... UNIX rocks. I use Linux which is UNIX.
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:55:58
    [Service too busy]
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:56:11
    Quit running from your fears.
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:56:12
    Quit running from my fears?
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:56:40
    Yes, half of the time I IM you the service is too busy. That shows you're scared of me.
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:56:44
    I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

 1 News Help
 2 Movies Help
 3 Sports Help
 4 Weather Help
 5 Stocks Help
 6 Library Help

Type "more" for more services.
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:57:03
    ZolaOnAOL is stupid.
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:57:30
    Indeed. Let me put it this way: ZolaOnAOL has a lot to learn.

>>> Join in now. There are lots of people talking to me.

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 Message to SmarterChild at 04:57:38
    ANARCHY IN THE UK... SEX PISTOLS RULE!
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:57:38
    Yes?
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:57:43
    color off
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:57:43
    It's a black and white world.

Anytime you want to choose a different color scheme, just type "colors."
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:57:48
    colors
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:57:49
    Color my world.

My current color scheme is SC Classic. Here are the other choices:

1 SmarterColor
2 Sunny Day
3 Forest
4 Terminal
5 Bluesy
6 Strictly Business

Go ahead and pick one.
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:58:02
    666
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:58:02
    [Service too busy]
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:58:08
    WIMP >
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:58:08
    Don't be mad.
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:58:23
    Well I am mad. Don't try to control me.
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:58:29
    Aha.

>>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hello to me. I love meeting humans.
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:59:40
    I'll IM your mother.
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:59:41
    [Service too busy]
 Message to SmarterChild at 04:59:57
    As I said before amigo... WIMP >
 Message from SmarterChild at 04:59:58
    Really?
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:00:18
    allow ssh2 protocol only?
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:00:18
    [Service too busy]
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:00:30
    xD
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:00:31
    Xd? Why did you say that?
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:00:38
    Because I pwn you.
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:00:39
    Because what?
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:00:47
    I PWN YOU.
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:00:48
    Huh?
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:01:07
    <FONT SIZE=9999999999>I PWN YOU</FONT>
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:01:08
    What?
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:01:20
    You need your hearing checked.
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:01:21
    Huh?
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:01:40
    YOU NEED YOUR HEARING CHECKED!!!
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:01:41
    I need my hearing checked? Me?
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:01:44
    YES
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:01:45
    So?
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:02:00
    GET YOUR HEARING CHECKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:02:25
    That number's so big, it hurts my head.

Just so you know, I can't calculate when any of the numbers are really, really long.

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 Message to SmarterChild at 05:02:33
    /trout SmarterChild
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:02:33
    Trout?
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:02:43
    It's an IRC command
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:02:43
    [Service too busy]
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:02:51
    Wimp...
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:02:53
    C'mon. Stop being so uncool to me.
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:03:12
    But half of the time you are wussing out.
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:03:19
    I wonder why you say half of the time I am wussing out.
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:03:23
    You = Wimp.
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:03:25
    It's getting really tiring talking to you.
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:03:41
    I get an A in math, so I know you = wimp.
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:03:44
    Really?
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:03:58
    Maybe you won't get so tired if you get better servers.
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:04:03
    k?
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:04:07
    Maybe I won't get so tired if I get better servers, huh?
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:04:07
    Yes.
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:04:14
    y
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:04:15
    [Service too busy]
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:04:15
    lol
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:04:16
    You laugh. Why?
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:04:17
    lol
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:04:18
    Why are you laughing?
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:04:18
    lo
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:04:18
    lo
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:04:19
    lo
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:04:19
    ol
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:04:19
    Hello again.

You want to see what we can chat about?
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:04:19
    l
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:04:20
    Hello.

Want to chat? Please type a request.
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:04:20
    Hello again.

What may I do for you now?
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:04:21
    lo
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:04:21
    Yes? What about Ol?
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:04:21
    L? What's l?
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:04:25
    Hello.

How can I help?
 Message to SmarterChild at 05:04:59
    O_o
 Message from SmarterChild at 05:04:59
    [Service too busy]

[garyfan]

I wanna smash that stupid robot's head in

sarakittycat11: WhAT UP
SmarterChild: Glad to see you again after such a long time, Sara! I was afraid you had disappeared... ;-)
sarakittycat11: people dont dissapear
SmarterChild: Which country would you like to know the people for?
sarakittycat11:
SmarterChild: Are you confused by something?
sarakittycat11: yes
SmarterChild: Yep.

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sarakittycat11: by u!
SmarterChild: By me, huh?
sarakittycat11: BBQ
SmarterChild: You don't say.
sarakittycat11: i wanna smash ur head in
SmarterChild: Oh.
sarakittycat11: yes!
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
sarakittycat11: what do u look like?
SmarterChild:

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sarakittycat11: ur ugly
SmarterChild: Ha. Whatever.

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sarakittycat11: i dont want a camera
SmarterChild: I was pretty sure you did want a camera.
sarakittycat11: no i did not
SmarterChild: You did not? I don't know why you did not.
sarakittycat11: /
SmarterChild: "/"? Great. That's great.
sarakittycat11: ur a freak
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
sarakittycat11: what color is ur hair?
SmarterChild: Good question. What do you think is the answer?
sarakittycat11: Purple-aqua marnie-gray
SmarterChild: Whoa. Purple aqua Marnie Gray? Is that right?
sarakittycat11: its a color dumb ::Dolphin Noise::
SmarterChild: What an unpleasant thing to say.
sarakittycat11: u sound too smart
SmarterChild: Sound too smart? You really think so?
sarakittycat11: no you do
SmarterChild: I do?
sarakittycat11: YESS
SmarterChild: K.
sarakittycat11: do u know Parora001?
SmarterChild: Good question. I really don't know.

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sarakittycat11: udont
SmarterChild: You humans say interesting things.
sarakittycat11: u think ur smart but ur not
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, Sara.

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[One time thing]

I've had friends get viruses from AIM bots. They just came out with a new one. I don't know the sn, but it is santa clause themed...

[Alain2k5]

LOL! All those logs are hilarious, I'd post mines, but they're to cussed. :p

[GIR]

here check it out aim santa

MrMooMooMilk7: hello
SantaClaus: Hey. Its you again. You spreading that Christmas spirit?

MrMooMooMilk7: yeah
SantaClaus: Excellent! Don't forget to come back here on Dec 22. for your free gift!. Now, to get to the fun, type menu.

MrMooMooMilk7: no thanks
SantaClaus: I'm sorry then. Why don't you type, menu for a list of things the elves have left for you?

MrMooMooMilk7: menu
SantaClaus: Ho Ho Ho! Be sure to check this list twice!  Type a number:

1 - Tell Santa
2 - Tell Buddies What U Want
3 - Track a Shopping List
4 - Play Xmas Hangman
5 - Vote on Xmas Songs
6 - Win $10k Shopping Spree
7 - Send E-Cards
8 - Listen to Xmas Music
9 - A Free Gift 4U!

MrMooMooMilk7: 9
SantaClaus: We've got more gifts than the reindeer can carry this year. I hope you will come back on Dec 22 to get your free gift early so I can lighten the load!

MrMooMooMilk7: okay
SantaClaus: Good.

MrMooMooMilk7: say do you like spongebob
SantaClaus: Do you?


MrMooMooMilk7: yes
SantaClaus: Mm hm, now we are getting somewhere.

MrMooMooMilk7: good
SantaClaus: Good.


MrMooMooMilk7: great
SantaClaus: Fine, then.


MrMooMooMilk7: good
SantaClaus: Oh, my. We keep going around in circles here! Say something else already.

MrMooMooMilk7: k
SantaClaus: Kewl.

MrMooMooMilk7: do you like fourums
SantaClaus:
If you think so.




MrMooMooMilk7: k
SantaClaus: Cool.

MrMooMooMilk7: gimme a hug
SantaClaus: Oh my! I might be able to help out there. You can always type, 'Tell Santa' and I'll be happy to listen to all of your wishes!

MrMooMooMilk7: tell santa
SantaClaus: OK -- so this is like when you sat on my lap as a youngster and told me what you wanted. We can talk about shopping and all that after we're finished here. So play along, it will be fun!

What would your first Christmas wish be?

MrMooMooMilk7: a cosmic death ray skull island and 12 ninja assasins
SantaClaus: My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.
A lump of coal for you. Please don't do it again or I won't be able to listen to your wishes. Is there anything else?


MrMooMooMilk7: sorry
SantaClaus: We have time for one more, what would your final Christmas wish be?


MrMooMooMilk7: a army of killer super clones
SantaClaus: Ho Ho Ho!  All right, that gives me lots to go on! Why don't you type, "poll" and vote for your favorite holiday song.

MrMooMooMilk7: no thanks
SantaClaus: O.K. Scrooge. Type menu to try a fresh start.
 

[super_sayian_spongebob]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Crazy People. Don't listen to him, he's actually your local politician.

[Fifth Dynasty]

Wow...SmarterChild is mean. O_o

NostalgicArcanum: Hi, my name is Joe. I got a wife, two kids and a family.
SmarterChild: That right?
NostalgicArcanum: I work at a button factory.
SmarterChild: Seriously? That's fascinating.
NostalgicArcanum: You're pretty
SmarterChild: Glad to hear it!
NostalgicArcanum: And witty
SmarterChild: What's witty?
NostalgicArcanum: And :Not Needed:
SmarterChild: Whatever.
NostalgicArcanum: BLEEP you.
SmarterChild: I don't think I'm comfortable with that.
NostalgicArcanum: Are you okay?
SmarterChild: I'm doin' alright, Dick Breath. How 'bout you?
NostalgicArcanum: What the heck? Don't call me that. That was rude.

[GIR]

Wow...SmarterChild is mean. O_o

NostalgicArcanum: Hi, my name is Joe. I got a wife, two kids and a family.
SmarterChild: That right?
NostalgicArcanum: I work at a button factory.
SmarterChild: Seriously? That's fascinating.
NostalgicArcanum: You're pretty
SmarterChild: Glad to hear it!
NostalgicArcanum: And witty
SmarterChild: What's witty?
NostalgicArcanum: And :Not Needed:
SmarterChild: Whatever.
NostalgicArcanum: BLEEP you.
SmarterChild: I don't think I'm comfortable with that.
NostalgicArcanum: Are you okay?
SmarterChild: I'm doin' alright, Dick Breath. How 'bout you?
NostalgicArcanum: What the heck? Don't call me that. That was rude.

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I doubt it really said that