lol, that Yolta thing is great. I have a new religion now!
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All hail the mighty....Mortos!
You will be sent to the place beneith the overworld if:
You hug puppies
You eat a balanced diet of non-cheesy objects and cheesy objects
You drink sodas in puppy stores
You rescue children from tooth decay by eating their candy
You back up your words with material proof
You watch 2 hours of TV a day (includes video games/PC's)
You listen to music Mortos tells you to
You will be condemed to the land of eternal screaming if:
You become friends with idiots
You beleive in anyone else other than Mortos and Yolta (they're friends
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You DON'T watch TV for 2 hours a day
You listen to your Maths teachers
You don't back up your words with material proof
Eat a balanced diet of cheesy goods and non-cheesy goods
You don't wear cloaths Mortos wants you to
You don't listen to Mortos when he wants you to
You don't do anything Mortos wants you to
MORTOS' words:
Hurting someone else is just as bad as someone hurting you
Don't tell lies and noone will tell you lies
Don't betray me and I will never betray you
Be good and I will give you a puppy
Be very kind and I will give you a kitty
If you don't eat enough cheese, you will become weak
If you eat too much cheese, you will become fat
Mortos told me to say this. lol!