Topic: Spongebob Meets The Simpsons

[weird_4]

Chapter 1:Spongebob's surprise
Scene 1:Living Room

(Spongebob's watching T.V)
Gary:Meow.
Spongebob:Your right Gary. The mail is here. I wonder what's in store for me today.
(Spongebob goes outside)
Spongebob:Look Gary. It's a package. :ohmy:
Spongebob:And, it's for me.
Spongebob:Hold your seahorse. I'll open it.
(Spongebob rips box open)
Spongebob reading letter a loud):Dear Mr. Squarepants, you are invited to a party and Evergreen Terence. If you want to, you can invite your friends and family with you. Sincerly yours, The Simpson's.
Spongebob:Yeah. You're right Gary. I'll bring everybody I know.
Spongebob:Exept Plankton.
Spongebob:Me, you, Squidward, Patrick, Mr.Krabbs, Pearl, Sandy, and Larry will go to this Evergreen Terence place.
Stay tuned for Chapter 2.

[weird_4]

Chapter 2: The Simpsons meet Spongebob(and his friends and family)
Scene 2:The Simpsons Living room.

Marge:Homer, can you wash the dishes?
Homer:Oh. I washed the dishes yesterday.
Marge:Homer, it's been 2 weeks since you washed the dishes.
Homer:Well today is Maggies turn.
Marge:Maggie is just a baby. She can't do the dishes.
Homer:Well, if Maggie can't do it, so can I.
Marge:Please Homer. Just for me.
Homer:Fine. I'll do it just for you.
Bart:Did the letter come yet? Did it, did it, did it?
Marge:What letter?
Bart:Well you see, I sent a letter to Spongebob Squarepants inviting him over to our house.
Marge:I love your sence of imagination.
(door bell rings)
Bart:HE'S HERE!!!
Homer:Who's here?
(Bart opens door)
Patrick:Is this the Sompsans?
Spongebob:Patrick, were looking for the Simpsons, not the Sompsans.
Bart:We're the Simpsons.
Spongebob:How are we feeling today Bart?
Bart:How did you know my name?
Spongebob:It was easy. On the letter it said P.S Eat my shorts.
Patrick:Eat your shorts? Ok.
Spongebob:NO PATRICK DON'T!
Marge:What's all that racket?!
Bart:It's Spongebob and the gang I was telling you about.
Marge: :ohmy: are they here?
Bart:Yes. :ohmy:  :ohmy:  :ohmy:
Stay tuned for Chapter 3

[weird_4]

Chapter 3:The Dinner Party
Scene 3:The Dinner Table

Marge:So tell us Spongebob, where do you live?
Spongebob:Bikini Bottom.
Homer:Wow. I wish I lived there.
(Homer pictures Bikinis danceing)
Marge:Homer! Stop being disgusting at the dinner table.
Homer:DID YOU READ MY MIND!?
Marge:No. It was because you were drooling.
Homer:Oh.
(Patrick starts to drool)
Spongbob:Ahem.
Patrick:Oh. Sorry.
Sandy:I'm from Texas.
Marge:OOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........
Squidward:I play the clairinet.
Lisa:OOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......... I play the Saxaphone.
Squidward:Really?
Lisa:Yeah.
Patrick:I love to eat food.
Homer:Hey me too.
Marge:It's wonderfull to see that everyone has somthing in common.
Larry:I work out.
(Silence)
       
Patrick:Can someone pass the chicken?
Stay tuned for Chapter 4.

[Sponge-Bob]

ha ha ha

[weird_4]

Chapter 4: Let the Madness begin
Scene 4:Dinner Table(still)

Marge:Uh-Oh, we're out of food. I'll go get some more food while you guys chat.
Everyone exept Marge:O.K
(3 minuets later)
Homer:Oh man, I'm sooo hungry. I have got to eat somthing.
(Homer looks at Larry)
Homer:Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm Lobster. (drools)
Patrick:I want ice cream!
Spongebob:Everyone calm down! I know that everyone is hungry but now it's not the time.
Patrick: :sad:
Spongebob:Sorry Patrick but we have to be patient for our food.
Patrick:And nobody passed the turkey.
(Everyone looks at Patrick weirdly)
Patrick:What? Was it somthing I said?
Lisa:Dad, I have an idea how to keep our mind off food.
Homer:What's that?
Lisa:We should introduce ourselves.
Spongebob:We did that 40 seconds ago.
Lisa:Oh.
Spongebob:I have an idea. While we wait for more food, let's sing a song.
(Everyone cheers)
(Spongebob singe 'Goofy Goober Rock' song)
Patrick:YAY! YAY! AGAIN! AGAIN!
(Silence)
Patrick:What? Was it somthing I said?
Spongebob:Patrick, you said that 2 time today.
Patrick:Oh. Sorry.
Stay tuned for Chapter 5.

[weird_4]

Chapter 5: The Big Mix Up

Spongebob:I wish that you guys could see Bikini Bottom.
Homer:That would be sweet.
(Marge enters the room)
Marge:I got us some more food. It should hold us for 3 weeks or so.
Homer:Spongebob, was just telling us about going to Bikini Bottom.
Marge:Do I have to wear a Bikini?
Spongebob:Of course not. (laughes wildly)
Patrick:But I'm going to miss it here.
Spongebob:I know Patrick, maybe they come to our world while we stay here.
Mr Krabs:That's crazy talk! We can't stay here. There's no watter here.
Spongebob:We would trade bodys with these guys.
Sandy:But we have more people here.
Spongebob:We have 8 people here.
Bart:I have an idea. I'll trade bodys with Spongebob.
Squidward:I'll trade with uhhhh........ What's your name?
Lisa: Lisa.
Squidward:Right.
Patrick:I'll trade with Homer.
Marge:And Maggie will stay here.
Spongebob:And Gary will trade with that dog over there.
Homer:You mean Santa's Little Helper?
Spongebob:Yeah.
(Marge looking at Gary and Santa's Little Helper   )
Spongebob:And everyone else will go to Bikini Bottom.
(20 seconds later)
Patrick in Homer's body: Boy, did I eat a lot last night.
Santa's Little helper(Gary):Meow.
Homer(Patrick):Wow. I didn't know dogs were like cats.
Bart(Spongebob):Good morning Gary.
Marge:AAAAAAAAAAA! SPONGEBOB, YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE FOR SCHOOL!
Spongebob:School? There's a school here?
What will happen next? Find out in Chapter 6.

[weird_4]

Chapter 6: Spongebob(Bart) Gets Fired
Scene 6:Bikini Bottom

(Spongebobs alarm goes off)
Spongebob(Bart):How do I turn this thing off?
(Spongebob(Bart) turns alarm off)
Patrick(Homer):MMMMMMM Pineapple(drools)
Spongebob(Bart):OH-NO! I'M GOING TO BE LATE FOR WORK!
Patrick(Homer):Hi Bart!
Spongebob(Bart):BYE DAD!
Spongebob(Bart)singing:I'M READY! I'M READY! I'M READY! I'M READY!
(2 minuets later)
Spongebob(Bart):I'm sorry that I'm late Mr.Krabs.
Mr.Krabs:I'm sorry I have to do this boy but you know the rules. If you come to work late, I would have to fire you.
Spongebob(Bart): :sad: Fired?
Mr.Krabs:I'm sorry lad. Maybe in 2 weeks I'll hire you back to the Krusty Krab.
(Meanwhile)
Bart(Spongebob):Is this boating school?
Marge:Of course not. It's elementry school. You'll be in Mrs. Krabbapples class.
(5 minuets later)
Nelson:HEY SIMPSON! GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR MONEY!
Bart(Spongebob):What money?
Nelson:Don't say that! I'm not falling for that trick again.
Bart(Spongebob):What trick?
Nelson:I'm not falling for that no money trick again.
Bart(Spongebob):I'm not lying.(opens his pockets)
Nelson:IT'S TRUE! YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY!
(Nelson runs off crying)
Stay tuned for Chapter 7

[The Bydo]

Weird_4, if my sense of humor sucked, I guarantee you I'd be laughing my ::Dolphin Noise:: off to your story.

[weird_4]

Thanks. Don't worry, in Chapter 7 you'll laugh you :dolaphan noise: off for good.

[weird_4]

Chapter 7: Homer(Patrick) Also Get's Fired
Scene 7:Power Plant

Lenny:Hey Homer!
Homer(Patrick):Do I know you?
Lenny:Homer it's me, Lenny. And you know Carl right?
Homer(Patrick):Who's Carl?
Lenny:Carl, do you think Homer's well weird?
Carl:I don't think so.
Lenny;Say Homer, are you weird today?
Homer(Patrick):What do you mean?
Lenny:Yep, he's weird. Don't tell anyone.
Carl:O.K. HEY EVERYONE, HOMER'S BEING WEIRD AGAIN!
Mr.Burns:What! I don't allow dumb people in my bussiness.
Homer(Patrick):I'm not stupid you know.
Carl:Look a monkey!
Homer(Patrick):Where?
Lenny:Yep, he's stupid.
Carl:He always is.
Mr.Burns:SIMPSON! YOU'RE FIRED!
(Later that day)
Marge:You got fired today? Why?
Homer(Patrick):People kept telling me that I was weird.
Marge:Did you tell them that you were in somebody's body?
Homer(Patrick):Was I supposed to?
Marge: Did you?
Homer(Patrick):No.
Marge:Good.
Stay tuned for Chapter 8.

[The Bydo]

Your attempts at being funny have failed. But, since you seem to think the Simpsons is still a humorous cartoon,  I suppose it shouldn't surprise me that you're sense of humor is very lacking in the good taste department.

I also have reason to believe that you aren't aware that ::Dolphin Noise:: is actually the censor system on this board, since you spelled out dolphin...incorrectly.

[weird_4]

Opps :biggrin:

[weird_4]

Chapter 8: Squidward(Lisa) Get's Famous
Scene 8: Squidward's House
Squidward(Lisa):OOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......... The clarinet!
(Squidward(Lisa) plays a note on the clarinet)
Squidward(Lisa):Wow. I wish I had a clarinet at home. Hmmmm what's this?
Squidward(Lisa) reading Clarinet:This is a gift for you Squidward, from us to you. Happy Birthday Squidward. Your parents. P.S, you can name it Clari.
Squidward(Lisa):What can of name is Clari?
(Squidward(Lisa) plays Opps I did it again on the clarinet)
Music Producer:That was great! You are one clarinet player.
Squidward(Lisa):Really?
Music Producer:Really.
Squidward(Lisa):Really?
Music Producer:Really.
Squidward(Lisa):Really?
Music Producer:REALLY FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
(Scilence)
Squidward(Lisa):When do I begin?
Music Producer:Tomorrow morning at 6 AM. Go to the following adress.
(The next day)
Squidward(Lisa):This is great! I'm the best clarinet player ever! And before I thought that I was the best Saxiphone player.
Music Producer:Come on in Squidward.
(Squidward(Lisa) walks in)
Music Producer:O.K now play whatever song you want.
(Squidward(Lisa) plays The Simpsons theme song)
Patrick(Homer):WHOO WHOO! AGAIN! AGAIN!
Squidward(Lisa):Dad?
Music Producer:Is that your father Squidward?
Squidward(Lisa):No. What I meant to say was that my uhhhh Dad gave me this clarinet.
Music Producer:Well I'm here to hear you play music, not to hear about your family. Hmmm that's weird. I used here 3 times in one sentance.
Squidward(Lisa):Heh Heh, yeah.
Staytuned for Chapter 9.

[weird_4]

Chapter 9:Lisa(Squidward) Gets Rich

Lisa(Squidward):Wow. She was right. Lisa did have a saxiphone.
Lisa(Squidward):I wonder if it works still.
(Lisa(Squidward) plays a note and then hears Bart(Spongebob) laugh quietly)
Lisa(Squidward):Huh?
Bart(Spongebob):EAT MY SHORTS! (laughs wildly)
Lisa(Squidward):SPONGEBOB! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
Bart(Spongebob):Sorry Squidward, I can't get that out of my head.
(Homer(Patrick) runs into Lisa's room)
Homer(Patrick):OH BOY! SHORTS!
Bart(Spongebob):NO PATRICK! DON'T EAT MY.......
(Homer(Patrick) eats Bart's blue shorts)
Bart(Spongebob):Shorts.
Homer(Patrick):Do you have any more?
Lisa(Squidward):GET OUT YOU 2! RIGHT NOW!
Bart(Spongebob) and Homer(Patrick):O.k
Lisa(Squidward):Now where was I?
Marge:Squidward, you got some mail here.
Lisa(Squidward):Might as well play it later.
Lisa(Squidward) reading letter allowed:Dear Lisa, Inside this envelope is going to be $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00. From, Mr. Burns. P.S:Go crazy.
Lisa(Squidward):I'M RICH!! WHOOO-HOOO!
Lisa(Squidward):Imagine what I could do with all that money.
(Lisa(Squidward) pictures him in his normal body with hair at a fancy mansion)
Stay tuned for Chapter 10.

[SS4Gohan]

Double posting, triple posting.. but I should judge the story, right?

It's not SB-ish at all, and the humor's just corny. The Simpsons live on land, SB can't go meet them, he lives underwater, remember? Also, Gary says "meow" too much.

[weird_4]

What else is Gary supposed to say? Gary is a snail and just says meow. Gary doesn't say much anyways.

[The Bydo]

In other words, he's saying you have Gary say too much. Also, please. Just stop this story, dude. You are not fuuny.

[GrEeNdAyFrEaK]

Your attempts at being funny have failed. But, since you seem to think the Simpsons is still a humorous cartoon,  I suppose it shouldn't surprise me that you're sense of humor is very lacking in the good taste department.

I also have reason to believe that you aren't aware that ::Dolphin Noise:: is actually the censor system on this board, since you spelled out dolphin...incorrectly.

[snapback]147057[/snapback]

Bug off. If your entire purpose on this board is to harshly criticize each and every thing everyone does than just don't bother coming.

[The Bydo]

Your attempts at being funny have failed. But, since you seem to think the Simpsons is still a humorous cartoon,Ā  I suppose it shouldn't surprise me that you're sense of humor is very lacking in the good taste department.

I also have reason to believe that you aren't aware that ::Dolphin Noise:: is actually the censor system on this board, since you spelled out dolphin...incorrectly.

[snapback]147057[/snapback]

Bug off. If your entire purpose on this board is to harshly criticize each and every thing everyone does than just don't bother coming.

[snapback]147789[/snapback]

I'm still here.

[Rabble]

Many Pepole Said this before:
Don't Make A fan Fic Unless you can take the  Criticism.

[The Bydo]

Many Pepole Said this before:
Don't Make A fan Fic Unless you can take the  Criticism.

[snapback]147800[/snapback]

Exactly. Someone is finally making sense!

[weird_4]

I'm sorry that my fan fiction isn't funny, but I'm trying my best to make you guys enjoy my fan fic. If you want to, you can tell me what funny part I should put in. By the way, I thought that the, "EAT MY SHORTS" part was verry funny. I'm sorry that I didn't make you guys laugh.  :sad:

[Starr2k3]

Many Pepole Said this before:
Don't Make A fan Fic Unless you can take theĀ  Criticism.

[snapback]147800[/snapback]

Exactly. Someone is finally making sense!

[snapback]147805[/snapback]

Yet the only reason you are saying this is to make him feel bad, not to help him make better fan fics. It's just because you are a rude person.

[The Bydo]

Many Pepole Said this before:
Don't Make A fan Fic Unless you can take theĀ  Criticism.

[snapback]147800[/snapback]

Exactly. Someone is finally making sense!

[snapback]147805[/snapback]

Yet the only reason you are saying this is to make him feel bad, not to help him make better fan fics. It's just because you are a rude person.

[snapback]147961[/snapback]

Well no, it is not meant to make him feel bad, I just don't really think he has a good sense of humor so he shouldn't even be making fanfics.

[Starr2k3]

Many Pepole Said this before:
Don't Make A fan Fic Unless you can take theĀ  Criticism.

[snapback]147800[/snapback]

Exactly. Someone is finally making sense!

[snapback]147805[/snapback]

Yet the only reason you are saying this is to make him feel bad, not to help him make better fan fics. It's just because you are a rude person.

[snapback]147961[/snapback]

Well no, it is not meant to make him feel bad, I just don't really think he has a good sense of humor so he shouldn't even be making fanfics.

[snapback]147973[/snapback]

Why not keep trying? Just because you start off rocky is no reason to quit.

[The Bydo]

Many Pepole Said this before:
Don't Make A fan Fic Unless you can take theĀ  Criticism.

[snapback]147800[/snapback]

Exactly. Someone is finally making sense!

[snapback]147805[/snapback]

Yet the only reason you are saying this is to make him feel bad, not to help him make better fan fics. It's just because you are a rude person.

[snapback]147961[/snapback]

Well no, it is not meant to make him feel bad, I just don't really think he has a good sense of humor so he shouldn't even be making fanfics.

[snapback]147973[/snapback]

Why not keep trying? Just because you start off rocky is no reason to quit.

[snapback]147984[/snapback]

Of course. Anyone can improve. However, for all we know, this guy could have been writing fanfics for years.

[Starr2k3]

Don't assume. Ask. For all we know this could be his first. Ask.

[Rabble]

However, for all we know, this guy could have been writing fanfics for years.

So? Everyone Isn't The ... " Master" At Fan-Fics But you gotta start somewhere.

[The Bydo]

Don't assume. Ask. For all we know this could be his first. Ask.

[snapback]148000[/snapback]

I wasn't assuming. I was just giving a "What if" example. From what I've seen from his sense of humor though, it doesn't appear as if he'd improve much on his fanfics.

[The Bydo]

However, for all we know, this guy could have been writing fanfics for years.

So? Everyone Isn't The ... " Master" At Fan-Fics But you gotta start somewhere.

[snapback]148006[/snapback]

dddduuuuurrrrr....
His fanfic was still bad. So what's your point?

[weird_4]

Well, to anwer your question Evil Sponge, yes this is my first fan fic. But hopefully by the end of this fan fic, you guys will appoligise to me for saying that I wasn't funny and I'll try to make you guys laugh. But in order for me to make you guys laugh, post somthing funny someone should do like for example, Homer drooling.

[The Bydo]

There is absolutely no logic in your post whatsoever.

[Rocko]

This is not that funny, and this would never happen on The Simpsons unless it was a Tree House of Horror episode.

[weird_4]

Actually, it is the Tree House of Horror. Just one part of it.

[weird_4]

Chapter 10: The Big Good-Byes

Marge:Spongebob, do you think you should go back into your own body and go back to your own world?
Bart(Spongebob):Well shouldn't everybody else?
Marge:Well, yeah.
Bart(Spongebob):Maybe we should have one more last dinner before the gang goes back to Bikini Bottom.
Marge:Well, that's a great idea indeed.
(Later that night)
Fast food drive person:Welcome to Krusty Burger may I take your order?
Homer(Patrick):Yeah I'll have the UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....................................
(3 centurys later)
Homer(Patrick):UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.......................
Fast food drive person:Did you know that I'm already dead?!
(Meanwhile at home)
Marge:So how was your day Bart?
Spongebob(Bart):I got fired.
Bart(Spongebob):YOU GOT ME WHAT!?
Spongebob(Bart):I'm sorry!
Squidward(Lisa):I got Squidward famous!
Lisa(Squidward):And I got you rich. But I want you have have my $10,000,000,000,000,000,000.
Squidward(Lisa):OH GOODY!
Patrick(Homer):I saw a cloud that looked like a Crab. MMMmmmmmmmmmm Crab.(drools)
Homer(Patrick):I got you fired.
Patrick(Homer):YOU GOT ME WHAT! WHY YOU LITTLE!!!!!
(Patrick(Homer) strangeles Homer(Patrick))
(30 minuets later)
Spongebob and gang:BYE EVERYBODY!
Simpson's:BYE SPONGEBOB!
The End

[IceFox]

The Bydo, I remember when I first srtaed out my Krabby-Patty Cook-Off, No One Like It, But As It Went On, People Started Liking It. I think this fan-fic could turn out great, if he/she does it vcarefully. I haven't thought it was that funny, but I have  afew suggestions:
-Take Time. There Is No Need To Rush.  Quality takes Time!
-Plan Out. Sometimes this helpful, sometimes not. It helps some poeple, but makes everything worse for thwers. it makes things worse for me, or at least when writting fan-fics.
Other than that, thats pretty good. I have one suggestion though. gary should have switcyhed with Snowball II.