Finally! After 2 years of SpongeBob Fanfic Writing retirement, I have my latest fic! R&R!
The Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Bubble blowing set!
By MSP
*It all started on one fine day in Bikini Bottom.*
Mr. Krabs: Ah, what a wonderful day at the Krusty Krab.
SpongeBob: AHH! MR. KRABS WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
Mr. Krabs: What's wrong lad? I just said it was a wonderful day at The Krusty Krab! Lotsa paying Krustomers!
SpongeBob: But Mr. Krabs, everyday is wonderful!
Squidward: I'm so bored. Why must I be cooped up in here on a wonderful day like this? This dump!
*He pulls out a copy of Bording Science Digest*
SpongeBob: HUUUUH! SQUIDWARD!! Is that an ad I see?
Squidward: Sigh...yeah most of the boring magazine is filled with them!
SpongeBob: Oh my gosh! The official 1965 Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy bubble blowing kit©! A real Mermaid
Man head that comes off and it's filled with bubble juice! And a real Barnacle Boy Wand!
Mr. Krabs: I'll tell ye what lad! I'll order that for ye, and it'll only cost ye one years salary!
SpongeBob: OH MY GOOOOOSH! YIIIIIIIPEEEEEEE!
Mr. Krabs: Eye, just consider it a bonus to yer meager restitutions! And to also make up fer all the years
ah me ignorin' them whadda ya call, eh, minimun wage laws! Ar har har har har har har!!!
*Scooter walks in*
Scooter: Hey hey! Mr. Krabs! Doood! I'll, like, take 1 Captn. Oalf's Special for here!
Krabs: SpongeBob, send over 1 Captn. Olaf's Special!
SpongeBob: Coming Mr. Krabs!
Fish: Gobble gobble! That was awesssssooooomme!! *BUUURP!*
Mr.Krabs: That'll be $6.50.
Fish: Uh oh, I only have...*gulp*...$6.49...
Mr.Krabs: WHAAAAAAT!!! YOU'RE TRYIN' TA RUN ME OUTTA BUSINESS! POLICE! POLICE! MURDER! MURDER!
I GOT A HUGE WHALE TO FEED AT HOME! HAVE YE NO RESPECT FOR ME BUISNESS? AH HA! YOU TRYIN' TO
PUT ME OUTTA BUSINESS!
*begins crunching arm*
Scooter: Easy dood! I'm justa penny short!
Mr. Krabs: WHO SET YE UP TO THIS?
Scooter: It was uh, Bubble Bass!
Mr. Krabs: Bubble Bass?! That fat tub of butt disapeared what, 6 years ago? He was a hated figure
in this town! He'da been chased out!!!
Scooter: Then it was, uh... Plankton! Now lemme gooo!!!
*PUNCH!*
Scooter(flying through the window): AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Mr. Krabs: And if I ever see ye in me store again, I'll have ye fishhead!
*That night*:
SpongeBob: Geeee!!! I can't wait! I'm gonna get my state of the art Mermaid Man Bubble Blowing kit! YAAAAAY!
Patrick: Hey SpongeBob, whatcha yay'in about?
SpongeBob: My new Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Bubble Blowing State of The Art One Of A Kind Out Of This World
Enormous Powerful Most Excellent Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Kit In The YOUUUNEEEEEVEEERRRRZZZZZEEE!
*Patrick's brain begins to start short circutting*
Patrick: Uh, okay. Well I'll wait with you.
Mailman: What you waiting for?
Squidward: Are you two crazy? Mr. Krabs just orderd it for you today! It's gonna take weeks for it to get here!
SpongeBob: Then Patrick and I will wait it through!
Mermaid Man: And I'd wait with you but it's time to eat my meatloaf! Up up and away!
Barnacle Boy: You can't fly anymore ya old koot!
MM: Watch me! *He gets a foot in the air*
MM:My hip!
BB: Uhh.....
The Next Day!
SpongeBob: Is it here yet?
Mailman: No!
The Next Easter:
Patrick: How bout now?
Mailman: ...no...
The Next Christmas:
SpongeBob: NOW?!!
Mailman: Not yet.
SpongeBob: Me and Patrick are waiting patientlly by the mailbox for as long as it takes!
The Next Christmas:
Mailman: Before you ask, NO!
Patrick: So what were we waiting for again?
The Next April(after the next Christmas)
Mailman: It's here!
Sponge And Pat: yaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Patrick: And it got here so soon too!
Oh boy! The official Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Bubble Blowing Kit! From 1965! Let's open it!
SpongeBob: HUUUUUUUH! Pat are you crazy? We can't open it!
Patrick: Huh...?
SpongeBob: It's a collector's item! We can't take it out of it's original packaging!
Patrick: Well I don't care what it is! I wanna open it NOW!
*lunges for packaging*
SpongeBob: No Pat!
Patrick: Lemme have it!
SpongeBob: NEVER!
DAYS LATER
Squidward: Will you two shut up?! You've been driving me crazy for days arguing over that stupid
thing Mr. Krabs skinned SpongeBob on years ago! No leave me be!!! I need my beauty rest. When I don't get it
I'm cranky. I've been cranky ever since you guys...moved...in...
Patrick(sobbing): Well SpongeBob, I'm not your friend anymore!
SpongeBob: WHAT?
Patrick: If I don't mean more to you than some dumb collectors item, I mean, what fun is it still in there?!!
SpongeBob: Well--you can--uh--look at it?
Patrick: Goodbye forever SpongeBob! After all the years we've been friends...WAAAH Huh huh!
SpongeBob: Patrick their's no need to cry...
NOW LET ME MAKE THIS CLEAR! THIS IS A COLLECTOR'S ITEM! AND IT'S MINE! WHAT YOU WANT DOESN'T MATTER!
IF I TAKE IT OUT OF THE BOX, IT'LL BE RUINED! GOOD NIGHT!
The Next Day
Patrick: Goodbye SpongeBob! I'm moving my rock to another town!
Squidward: Hallelujah! Praise Neptune! Do the ears I don't have decieve me?!!
SpongeBob: Patrick, I'm sorry...
Patrick: Oh no! It's too late for that now!
*SpongeBob rips open the box
Patrick starts a happy psyco babble*
Patrick: YAAAAAAY!
SpongeBob: It's no good in there, collecting dust for the ages to come. It is better as us, as friends
to enjoy it and be together.
*So under the beautiful stars, they laughed, giggled, and blew wonderfully huge bubbles with their new
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Bubble Blowing Kit. Squidward didn't get much sleep that night.*
