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Offline ssj4gogita4

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« on: September 22, 2005, 10:02:43 pm »
A middle - aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table, she had a near death experience.

Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up?"

God said, " No, you have another 43 years, two months and eight days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction and a tummy tuck. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well look good. Following her final cosmetic operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was struck and killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of that ambulance?"

God replied, " Girrrl, I didn't even recognize you!!!"
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« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2005, 12:15:03 pm »
are we supposed to laugh
no offence
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« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2005, 12:30:46 pm »
Aren't you supposed to not spam?

No offense.
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« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2005, 01:03:05 pm »
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Aren't you supposed to not spam?

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That wasnt spamming.

The joke was ok.
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« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2005, 01:05:09 pm »
It's spamming when you constantly post in 10 topics in under 5 minutes... I know what spamming is bud ;-)
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« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2005, 01:06:10 pm »
actually az long az wut she'z postin iz goin along with wutever topic it iz...she can post in az many topicz az she wantz.
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« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2005, 01:49:36 pm »
For the love of god PLEASE PLEASE use s instead of z.
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« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2005, 01:56:28 pm »
Let him use a z.. I think it'z chill..


Anyways, that was funny!
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« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2005, 02:00:40 pm »
God, I can't stand such blatant misuse of the English language... especially when it is on purpose.
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« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2005, 02:01:29 pm »
Your just jealous. :laugh:
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« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2005, 02:04:38 pm »
What are you talking about?
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« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2005, 02:12:50 pm »
Thanks for the opinions on the jokes, people.

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