'The Yes-Man Who Would Be King' Part 3.
Back at Mr. Burns' Mansion............................
Smithers:Here's a herring-and-watercress salad which took me two hours to make.
Burns:I've changed my mind.I want something more robust for breakfast.Steak and eggs should be just what the doctor ordered.Of course, I'll need you to chew it up and regurgitate it for me.I'll wait.
(DING-DONG)
(Smithers opens the door.)
Smithers:Can I help you?
People at Door:Olav Gustavason, Master Of Heraldry for the Royal House Of Sweden.
Gretta Lillquist, deep-tissue massage, in-call, out-call.
Inga Carlsdottir, Professor of Geneology, University of Goteborg.
(Later)
Olav Gustavason:Mr. Smithers, the current King of Sweden is at death's door, amking me sad.
Burns:Heh, heh.Another old foe I've out-lived.
Olav Gustavason:You are exactly like the King in both spit and image!
Inga Carlsdottir:The current King has no heir.It is 99% certain that you, Waylon Smithers, are the last in the Royal line!
Smithers:I might be the King of Sweden?
(Soon, all over town, people whisper to each other)
Helen Lovejoy:I heard that Waylon Smithers might be the King of Sweden!
Edna Krabappel:Well, he certainly won't be producing any heirs.
So he'd probably get to live in a big palace!
Seymour Skinner:Servants catering to his every whim!
Clancy Wiggum:Painting dwarves gold and using 'em as life sized chess pieces!
Moe Szylak:Indoor horse-racing, naked twister, dogs dressed like people!
Barney Gumbel:A whole room made of beef jerky!Furniture, carpet, everything!And a lake made of beer and staff to row you around while you drink!
Willie:And they're well-nigh slaves!It's how he does wi everyone.And if ya disagree---THEY CLAP YA IN IRONS AND INTAE THE DUNGEON WI YE!
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon:Property seizures!Beatings!Random arrests!Torture!Just like home.
Homer:Today I saw a cloud that looked like a choo-choo!
Marge:I hear Waylon Smithers might be the real King of Sweden!
Homer:Heh, heh.You and your stories.
