Ok, I got this from another forum. Follow the instructions to find your new forum name. Once you have your new name , post it here
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gadget e = crusty
f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky
k = flunky l = bootie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober
p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tootie
u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle
f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey
k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble
p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil
u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:
a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush
f = breath g = pants h = shorts I = lips j = honker
k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = biscuits o = hiney
p = chunks q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer
u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. William Jefferson Clinton is Bootie Liverbiscuit!
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. ; The! evil Professor forces everyone to assume new Names......