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patrick12q

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things cartoon characters will never say
« on: July 27, 2005, 03:18:44 pm »
choose a cartoon character or more.now choose something they'll never say.example:

zim(walks up to dib's house holding flowers, dib answers the door):hi dib!

dib:oh, it's you!you wanna come in and play my ps2?

zim:nah, i got you some flowers(hands it to him)

dib:oh!they're pretty!

zim:hey people!(take of disguise)hi!(blasts himself in butt, the jumps on a unicorn and fly's away)
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« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2005, 05:29:52 pm »
Ooh. This sounds fun. Lemme try.
Homer Simpson:Hey Bart.
Bart:D'oh!
Homer:What was that for?
Bart:I'm going to Moes.
(Bart walks out the door while Lisa comes in the house carrying a chainsaw)
Lisa:Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!(chops Homers head off)
Homer:Aw.
« Last Edit: July 27, 2005, 05:30:16 pm by weird_4 »
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« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2005, 05:51:28 pm »
Cool! Im gonna try!

Squidward: (SpongeBob knocks on Squidward door, Squidward opens door) what?
SpongeBob: Squidward, do you like me?
Squidward: No
SpongeBob: NOBODY SAYS NO TO ME!!!!! (takes out a flame-thrower and torches Squidward's house and possesions). :ph34r:
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« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2005, 06:07:16 pm »
Spongebob: Hey Patrick
Patrick: Hi Spongebob
Spongebob: Are you ready to kill all fish?
Patrick (holding knife): It's guttin' time!
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« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2005, 06:08:32 pm »
LOL!that last one had me laughing!
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« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2005, 12:07:50 pm »
ZIM: I am going to give up, I don't want to be an Invader anymore..I want to take up frycooking like my rich rival: Spongebob.
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SPONGEBOB: I hate all of you.
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JACK: I am sorry if my sword hurt you, Aku, I won't hit you with it ever again.
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VEGETA: I don't care about power anymore.
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HOMER: I am going to quit drinking alcohol.
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Lol...this is fun. XD
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Cloud Killed Aerith! Sephiroth knocked her out and then Cloud drowned her!!!
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I am Transgender. My old name was Sarah, it is now Tom. Sorry about the confusion.

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« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2005, 12:22:09 pm »
Squidward:Hi,Spongebob ya wanna go jellyfishing?
Spongebob:SHUT THE :dolphin noise: UP SQUIDWARD!!!!

Zim:I'm gonna not destroy Earth & become a regular Earth monkey....I mean human..
Gir:I AM GIIIIIR!!!I WIL DESTROY YOUB AAAAAAAAALLL!
Dib:Bigfoots,aliens,ghosts,yetis, & anything paranormal is stupid
Gaz:Hey,guys can you please be quiet?
Minimoose:Quack!

Homer:I'm giving up alchohol & eating doughnuts!*Jumps on skateboard*
Bart:See ya later I'm going to Moes
Maggie:*Throws binky on the ground*

Rocko:Hey,Heffer got any leftovers!
Heffer:Rocko,do you always have to eat my leftovers
Philbert:I'm not nuashise
Spunky:Meow!Meow!

Cosmo:WANDA YOU IDIOT!!!
Wanda:Pudin!
Timmy:I wish there was world peace!

I'll do more later....
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« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2005, 01:07:23 pm »
Shake: Hey Meatwad, I know it's not your birthday, but I bought you this copy of this video game you really wanted!

Meatwad: I do say, Master Shake, what a wonderful gift, I am very appreciative now.

Frylock: HEY GUYZ OMG I JUZ KILLD EVRY1 LOL

Shake: What?

Meatwad: I do say, how very rude.

(Mooninites land)

Shake: Oh hey guys:

Ingignot: Greetings good friends!

Err: We're here for the Earth is good convention

Frylock: LOLLOLLOL

Err: Ah, good old Frylock, the most annoying box of fries ever.

Meatwad: Greetings good chaps.  The Earth is good convention is down on Hill St.

Ingignot: Thank you! (They leave)

Shake: I love you guys!  You're my best friends!  And remember, don't do drugs!

Yeah.  Imagine that in Aqua Teens.

-Banana
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« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2005, 01:14:17 pm »
ZIM: I will offer to be your friend DIB.

DIB: Offer accepted.

GAZ: let me be your friends too!!

ZIM & DIB: Offer accepted.

GIR: Lemme kill you all!!! I hate all of you!!

ZIM, GAZ & DIB: Offer rejected. Terminate little bug-bot!

*GIR is destroyed*

ZIM: I always liked him.
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« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2005, 08:44:22 pm »
I have another one.
Homer:Marge I'm gonna read the Bible. It'll pass the time.
(Meanwhile at Flanders house)
Flanders:Rod. Tod. I'm going to Moes.
Tod:Why?
Flanders:SHAT AP!
(Flanders walks out the door and slams the door)
Rod:(laughs evily and pulls out a knife and sclices Tod in half and lights a bomb and puts it inside Tod and sowes him up.)
Rod:3-2-1!
BOOM!
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« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2005, 03:19:55 pm »
Zim:Yay!With this ivisible cloaking device I will tyry to stop world hunger!
Gir:Oh,may I say Zim I can still see you!
Zim:Oh well,c'mon Gir let's stop the human HUGE problem
Meanwhile....
Gaz:I LOVE YOU BIG BROTHER! *Hugs Dib*
Dib:Yeah,yeah I love you too but I'm trieing to be a skeptic of the paranormal

Shake:Hey,Frylock get off your :dolphin noise: & help me & Meatwad with the digging
Frylock:Ok,I'll do it after this show....yep...
 Meatwad:*British Accent*May I ay what are you two doing?
Carl:Hey,guys I made you this cake!

Patrick:Hey,Spongebob do you wanna do some VERY hard math problems
Spongebob:SURE!

Stimpy:REN YOU EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDIOT!
Ren:Hey Stimpy wanna sing the "Happy,happy Joy joy?"

Stewie:I love you mommy!
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« Reply #11 on: July 31, 2005, 04:06:58 am »
DIB: There is no such thing as aliens or ghosts.
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Cloud Killed Aerith! Sephiroth knocked her out and then Cloud drowned her!!!
http://www.zuperbuu.com

I am Transgender. My old name was Sarah, it is now Tom. Sorry about the confusion.
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