Okay, here is a spongebob tiltled book with non=sb things too
1) Patrick Secrets
-->As a starfish, he has only and IQ of 2 while all starfishes are less than 0.
-->He reads an encyclopedia but takes him 2 - 9 hrs to read the 1st page. USually, it's about 15 - 30 mins
2) Squid's Diary (shh! don't tell squid!)
April 1, 1999
-->It was april fools day, when I did a darn prank to hurt SpongeBob. I should practice playing surrender songs
XX, XX, 2002
--->OMG! Nakid SB and Pat! Gold!
March 14, 2002/2003/2004
--->I needed a head massage from that painful bucket helmet. OWCH! IT HURTS!!
T.B.C.