...*tsk tsk tsk* turns out he's allergic to fish. Suddenly he breaks out in a cruel rash; a unique sympton, in that the spots actually bite back.
According to Wikipedia, the only cure is to be covered all over with chocolate, so I grab a vat of melted Cadbury's Dairy Milks
and pour it over him. It seems to work; the rash subsides.
Now the only problem is:
WHO WILL VOLUNTEER TO LICK IT OFF?A pause. LE burps. Kasumi scratches himself.
Hey, quit stalling, Kasumi, volunteer! I think to myself.
But: "fine, fine, smart alecs,
I'll do it," says...
