Topic: You Right Wingers were RIGHT!

[Dragon Of Grief]

Now that us dems control both houses of congress we are going to impose a 25 point manifesto that everyone is required to follow ^^

1. Mandatory homosexuality

2. Drug-filled condoms in schools

3. Introduce the new Destruction of Marriage Act

4. Border fence replaced with free shuttle buses

5. Osama Bin Laden to be Secretary of State

6. Withdraw from Iraq, apologize, reinstate Hussein

7. English language banned from all Federal buildings

8. Math classes replaced by encounter groups

9. All taxes to be tripled

10. All fortunes over $250,000 to be confiscated

11. On-demand welfare

12. Tofurkey to be named official Thanksgiving dish

13. Freeways to be removed, replaced with light rail systems

14. Pledge of Allegiance in schools replaced with morning flag-burning

15. Stem cells allowed to be harvested from any child under the age of 8

16. Comatose people to be ground up and fed to poor

17. Quarterly mandatory abortion lottery

18. God to be mocked roundly

19. Dissolve Executive Branch: reassign responsibilities to UN

20. Jane Fonda to be appointed Secretary of Appeasement

21. Outlaw all firearms: previous owners assigned to anger management therapy

22. Texas returned to Mexico

23. Ban Christmas: replace with Celebrate our Monkey Ancestors Day

24. Carter added to Mount Rushmore

25. Modify USA's motto to "Land of the French and the home of the brave"

It's true! It's all right here!

http://www.rightwasright.us/

And if you believe this... you'll believe anything

[J.R.]

There are infinitely stupid people on both sides...Especially considering it was liberals who made this site.

[VulturEMaN]

Most schools in my area already have #2, tyvm....

[Dragon Of Grief]

There are infinitely stupid people on both sides...Especially considering it was liberals who made this site.

I know you are not calling liberals stupid, Jeremy...

[J.R.]

Read some of the hate mail on that site.  Alot of it comes from stupid liberals and stupid conversatives who don't even get the joke and the fact that the site was made by liberals and not conservatives...As failed as the joke may be.  I said "both sides" for a reason.  I think it's funny that you get up-in-arms about thinking that I called liberals stupid, when you seem to think that conservatives are stupid and/or kaniving.

[Dragon Of Grief]

I never said that... point out where in this thread that I said that.

[J.R.]

*Points to link your signature*

[Dragon Of Grief]

I've had that link in my sig for 2 months or so now, you just now noticed it? Lol. I am sorry Jeremy. I like you. You're a cool guy. It's just that Republicans piss me off. A lot. As I am sure the Dems piss you off too.

[Patback399]

But when are they going to reveal the secret homosexual agenda and change the flag to a swastika?

[Dragon Of Grief]

But when are they going to reveal the secret homosexual agenda and change the flag to a swastika?

ROFL

Oh man, you're really gonna get bitched out for that one

[J.R.]

I've had that link in my sig for 2 months or so now, you just now noticed it? Lol. I am sorry Jeremy. I like you. You're a cool guy. It's just that Republicans piss me off. A lot. As I am sure the Dems piss you off too.

No, I had noticed it.  I just hadn't brought it up before.  And not all democrats piss me off.  I may disagree with the majority of people in the party, but that doesn't mean I've got a problem with all democratic ideology.

[Dragon Of Grief]

Meh... right now it is to the point that not even the Republicans support the president anymore. That's just how bad it has gotten.

[J.R.]

Who even mentioned the president?  I'm speaking of republicans and democrats in general.

[Dragon Of Grief]

Sorry... brainfart.

[J.R.]

Those are never fun.