Topic: The Mermaid Man Mysteries!

[SS4Gohan]

Wow that's :offtopic:

Anyways I think he should die of mayonaise infection

[mermaidman97007]

"He died of a Diabetic reaction due to a Mayonaise overdose!"

"Oh my Neptune!" Said Barnacle Boy, "Who feeds a diabetic til he dies!"

"I know who I think did it" said the captain. He once again looks into the file, and says we also found some ____________ on the scene, and have proven that there is only two people capable of making this stuff. In the mean time, We are going to find out if this peice of coral was actually used in the murder."






*Now, what 'stuff' did they find on the scene? And please not mayonaise as we already have plenty of that...but like a piece of something uhhhh funny...a residue, whatever*

[spongebobDF329]

a residue of the secret krabby pattie sauce

[Super Ry]

A couple of mashed chilli peppers, some wood carving of clams, and a really dirty tuba.

[Banana]

A jar of pickles, a rusty anchor, posters of peanuts, and locker that says Davy Jones on it.

-Banana
 

[mermaidman97007]

"We also found some peanut flavored mayonaise on the scene, and have proven that there is only two people capable of making this stuff" The Captain looked at MM, and said "Spongebob, and Old Man Jenkins!"

Now which one do you think did it???
And why did they do it???
 

[Banana]

Old Man Jenkins. He needs the peanut flavored mayonaise to moistenhis old dry lips.

-Banana

[SS4Gohan]

SpongeBob. He used it in his new sundae (you know, like the one that made his breath stink)

[Super Ry]

Spongebob, it was a thug that took his money and he chocked him to death, oh, and he dropped the peanuts.

[Super Ry]

I'm sorry for double posting, but MermaidMan really needs to continue, otherwise I'll take over.

[mermaidman97007]

Dude...Sorry, I have alot on my plate, so I will finish...

"The captain looked into his folder again, and said lets go question Spongebob, I dont think he did it...lets eliminate him as a suspect first."

Later at the Pineapple

"Spongebob, I must see the peanut flavored mayonaise you made." Said Mermaid Man.
"Anything for you Mermaid Man..." Said Spongebob as he pulled out a HUGE Jar of peanut flavored mayonaise. "here it is."
MM looked at the jar for a long while, and noticed that there were onion bits in it as well. "This isnt the Mayonaise that killed Fred!" Proclaimed MM.
"So it was Old Man Jenkins!" said Barnacle Boy.

Later at OMJ's house!

Old man Jenkins bursts out the back door, and MM&BB, and all the cops follow behind him. Finally they catch him, and arrest him.
"Why did you do it old man!?" asked BB
"I did it to keep him quiet! He was gonna sell my formula for peanut flavored mayonaise to Plankton, and he was going to make millions! I couldnt let him do that, so I force fed Fred a gallon of my special mayonaise, I had no idea he would die! I swear!"

After a lengthy trial OMJ was set free because he was too old to put into prison, he now lives at Shady Shoals under constant police surveilance.
MM&BB went back into retirement, but with OMJ living at Shady Shoals, they moved back to the Merma-Lair.
Spongebob went back to being well...Spongebob.

And they all lived happily...errr insanily ever after!

[SS4Gohan]

I'm sorry for double posting, but MermaidMan really needs to continue, otherwise I'll take over.

It's not double posting if it's 4 days later

[DiE HaRrD PuNk]

i though it was greart1111 SHIFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Spider-Boogie]

i though it was greart1111 SHIFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is only a warning: Bring back 1 more old topic, and I'll report you and/or get you banned.

[cmonkey]

Spider-Boogie, don't pretend to be a mod.  The topic was only 5 days old.