This isn't meant to be good. It's an experiment. Somethings won't make sense and won't seem very spongey.
One day spongebob is arm wrestling a teddy bear
Spongebob: Wahhhhhh. Errrrrrrrrrrrrr (patrick walks in)
Patrick: Sup spongebob my man! (sponge gets distracted and the teddy bear brakes his arm off)
Patrick: WooT! Lets go ride Quads!
Spongebob: Lets bring Squidward.
(Squids house) knock knock
Pat & Sponge: Come quading with us!
Squidward: no way man!
Pat handcuffs Squidward
Pat: Your coming
(Quad in desert)
Sponge: 3 people on 1 quad!
They start off at 80 mph.
(Squidward turns green and starts barfing all over the place)
Next part coming soon! Like tomarrow.
I know it's no good you don't have to tell me that. It's actually really fun though. I want to finish it though.