Here's part one and the prouloge.
Lord of the Sponge
The Fellowship of the Sponge
~Prolouge~
Mrs. Puff (Galadrieal) "The world is changing. (Vji xusmf ot ) I can feel it in the water. (O ped miif ti ni eht retaw.) I smell it air. (I llems ti ni ria.) Much is now lost; for there are few fish who remeber it. It all started 50,000 years ago when the War of The Sponge was fought. It was cut from the hand of Manray. Then Mr. Krabs instructed Squillward* to go to Mt. Boom and destroy it. But the hearts of Squids are easily corrupted. History became legend. Legend became myth; and for six-and-half thousand years the Sponge past out of all knowledge. Until one day it was found by the creature Doodlebob. (Dooblebob) "It's lost!!!!!!!" (Mrs. Puff) "Until one day it fell into the hands of the most unlikly creature imagineable; a Bobbit, Johen Jenkins of The Atlantic."
~50 years later~
Spongebob "Flying Dutchman? How wonderful to see you again!" "Same here, Spongebob!" said Flying Dutchman "What is Jenkins up to?" said Flying Duthman. "O, the usual. He's been keeping to himself, realy. He locks himself in the kicthen when he thinks I'm not looking." said Spongebob. [/size]