Topic: Spongebob Meets The Simpsons

[weird_4]

Chapter 1:Spongebob's surprise
Scene 1:Living Room

(Spongebob's watching T.V)
Gary:Meow.
Spongebob:Your right Gary. The mail is here. I wonder what's in store for me today.
(Spongebob goes outside)
Spongebob:Look Gary. It's a package. :ohmy:
Spongebob:And, it's for me.
Spongebob:Hold your seahorse. I'll open it.
(Spongebob rips box open)
Spongebob reading letter a loud):Dear Mr. Squarepants, you are invited to a party and Evergreen Terence. If you want to, you can invite your friends and family with you. Sincerly yours, The Simpson's.
Spongebob:Yeah. You're right Gary. I'll bring everybody I know.
Spongebob:Exept Plankton.
Spongebob:Me, you, Squidward, Patrick, Mr.Krabbs, Pearl, Sandy, and Larry will go to this Evergreen Terence place.
Stay tuned for Chapter 2.

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Chapter 2: The Simpsons meet Spongebob(and his friends and family)
Scene 2:The Simpsons Living room.

Marge:Homer, can you wash the dishes?
Homer:Oh. I washed the dishes yesterday.
Marge:Homer, it's been 2 weeks since you washed the dishes.
Homer:Well today is Maggies turn.
Marge:Maggie is just a baby. She can't do the dishes.
Homer:Well, if Maggie can't do it, so can I.
Marge:Please Homer. Just for me.
Homer:Fine. I'll do it just for you.
Bart:Did the letter come yet? Did it, did it, did it?
Marge:What letter?
Bart:Well you see, I sent a letter to Spongebob Squarepants inviting him over to our house.
Marge:I love your sence of imagination.
(door bell rings)
Bart:HE'S HERE!!!
Homer:Who's here?
(Bart opens door)
Patrick:Is this the Sompsans?
Spongebob:Patrick, were looking for the Simpsons, not the Sompsans.
Bart:We're the Simpsons.
Spongebob:How are we feeling today Bart?
Bart:How did you know my name?
Spongebob:It was easy. On the letter it said P.S Eat my shorts.
Patrick:Eat your shorts? Ok.
Spongebob:NO PATRICK DON'T!
Marge:What's all that racket?!
Bart:It's Spongebob and the gang I was telling you about.
Marge: :ohmy: are they here?
Bart:Yes. :ohmy:  :ohmy:  :ohmy:
Stay tuned for Chapter 3

[weird_4]

Chapter 3:The Dinner Party
Scene 3:The Dinner Table

Marge:So tell us Spongebob, where do you live?
Spongebob:Bikini Bottom.
Homer:Wow. I wish I lived there.
(Homer pictures Bikinis danceing)
Marge:Homer! Stop being disgusting at the dinner table.
Homer:DID YOU READ MY MIND!?
Marge:No. It was because you were drooling.
Homer:Oh.
(Patrick starts to drool)
Spongbob:Ahem.
Patrick:Oh. Sorry.
Sandy:I'm from Texas.
Marge:OOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........
Squidward:I play the clairinet.
Lisa:OOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......... I play the Saxaphone.
Squidward:Really?
Lisa:Yeah.
Patrick:I love to eat food.
Homer:Hey me too.
Marge:It's wonderfull to see that everyone has somthing in common.
Larry:I work out.
(Silence)
       
Patrick:Can someone pass the chicken?
Stay tuned for Chapter 4.

[Sponge-Bob]

ha ha ha

[weird_4]

Chapter 4: Let the Madness begin
Scene 4:Dinner Table(still)

Marge:Uh-Oh, we're out of food. I'll go get some more food while you guys chat.
Everyone exept Marge:O.K
(3 minuets later)
Homer:Oh man, I'm sooo hungry. I have got to eat somthing.
(Homer looks at Larry)
Homer:Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm Lobster. (drools)
Patrick:I want ice cream!
Spongebob:Everyone calm down! I know that everyone is hungry but now it's not the time.
Patrick: :sad:
Spongebob:Sorry Patrick but we have to be patient for our food.
Patrick:And nobody passed the turkey.
(Everyone looks at Patrick weirdly)
Patrick:What? Was it somthing I said?
Lisa:Dad, I have an idea how to keep our mind off food.
Homer:What's that?
Lisa:We should introduce ourselves.
Spongebob:We did that 40 seconds ago.
Lisa:Oh.
Spongebob:I have an idea. While we wait for more food, let's sing a song.
(Everyone cheers)
(Spongebob singe 'Goofy Goober Rock' song)
Patrick:YAY! YAY! AGAIN! AGAIN!
(Silence)
Patrick:What? Was it somthing I said?
Spongebob:Patrick, you said that 2 time today.
Patrick:Oh. Sorry.
Stay tuned for Chapter 5.

[weird_4]

Chapter 5: The Big Mix Up

Spongebob:I wish that you guys could see Bikini Bottom.
Homer:That would be sweet.
(Marge enters the room)
Marge:I got us some more food. It should hold us for 3 weeks or so.
Homer:Spongebob, was just telling us about going to Bikini Bottom.
Marge:Do I have to wear a Bikini?
Spongebob:Of course not. (laughes wildly)
Patrick:But I'm going to miss it here.
Spongebob:I know Patrick, maybe they come to our world while we stay here.
Mr Krabs:That's crazy talk! We can't stay here. There's no watter here.
Spongebob:We would trade bodys with these guys.
Sandy:But we have more people here.
Spongebob:We have 8 people here.
Bart:I have an idea. I'll trade bodys with Spongebob.
Squidward:I'll trade with uhhhh........ What's your name?
Lisa: Lisa.
Squidward:Right.
Patrick:I'll trade with Homer.
Marge:And Maggie will stay here.
Spongebob:And Gary will trade with that dog over there.
Homer:You mean Santa's Little Helper?
Spongebob:Yeah.
(Marge looking at Gary and Santa's Little Helper   )
Spongebob:And everyone else will go to Bikini Bottom.
(20 seconds later)
Patrick in Homer's body: Boy, did I eat a lot last night.
Santa's Little helper(Gary):Meow.
Homer(Patrick):Wow. I didn't know dogs were like cats.
Bart(Spongebob):Good morning Gary.
Marge:AAAAAAAAAAA! SPONGEBOB, YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE FOR SCHOOL!
Spongebob:School? There's a school here?
What will happen next? Find out in Chapter 6.

[weird_4]

Chapter 6: Spongebob(Bart) Gets Fired
Scene 6:Bikini Bottom

(Spongebobs alarm goes off)
Spongebob(Bart):How do I turn this thing off?
(Spongebob(Bart) turns alarm off)
Patrick(Homer):MMMMMMM Pineapple(drools)
Spongebob(Bart):OH-NO! I'M GOING TO BE LATE FOR WORK!
Patrick(Homer):Hi Bart!
Spongebob(Bart):BYE DAD!
Spongebob(Bart)singing:I'M READY! I'M READY! I'M READY! I'M READY!
(2 minuets later)
Spongebob(Bart):I'm sorry that I'm late Mr.Krabs.
Mr.Krabs:I'm sorry I have to do this boy but you know the rules. If you come to work late, I would have to fire you.
Spongebob(Bart): :sad: Fired?
Mr.Krabs:I'm sorry lad. Maybe in 2 weeks I'll hire you back to the Krusty Krab.
(Meanwhile)
Bart(Spongebob):Is this boating school?
Marge:Of course not. It's elementry school. You'll be in Mrs. Krabbapples class.
(5 minuets later)
Nelson:HEY SIMPSON! GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR MONEY!
Bart(Spongebob):What money?
Nelson:Don't say that! I'm not falling for that trick again.
Bart(Spongebob):What trick?
Nelson:I'm not falling for that no money trick again.
Bart(Spongebob):I'm not lying.(opens his pockets)
Nelson:IT'S TRUE! YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY!
(Nelson runs off crying)
Stay tuned for Chapter 7

[The Bydo]

Weird_4, if my sense of humor sucked, I guarantee you I'd be laughing my ::Dolphin Noise:: off to your story.

[weird_4]

Thanks. Don't worry, in Chapter 7 you'll laugh you :dolaphan noise: off for good.

[weird_4]

Chapter 7: Homer(Patrick) Also Get's Fired
Scene 7:Power Plant

Lenny:Hey Homer!
Homer(Patrick):Do I know you?
Lenny:Homer it's me, Lenny. And you know Carl right?
Homer(Patrick):Who's Carl?
Lenny:Carl, do you think Homer's well weird?
Carl:I don't think so.
Lenny;Say Homer, are you weird today?
Homer(Patrick):What do you mean?
Lenny:Yep, he's weird. Don't tell anyone.
Carl:O.K. HEY EVERYONE, HOMER'S BEING WEIRD AGAIN!
Mr.Burns:What! I don't allow dumb people in my bussiness.
Homer(Patrick):I'm not stupid you know.
Carl:Look a monkey!
Homer(Patrick):Where?
Lenny:Yep, he's stupid.
Carl:He always is.
Mr.Burns:SIMPSON! YOU'RE FIRED!
(Later that day)
Marge:You got fired today? Why?
Homer(Patrick):People kept telling me that I was weird.
Marge:Did you tell them that you were in somebody's body?
Homer(Patrick):Was I supposed to?
Marge: Did you?
Homer(Patrick):No.
Marge:Good.
Stay tuned for Chapter 8.

[The Bydo]

Your attempts at being funny have failed. But, since you seem to think the Simpsons is still a humorous cartoon,  I suppose it shouldn't surprise me that you're sense of humor is very lacking in the good taste department.

I also have reason to believe that you aren't aware that ::Dolphin Noise:: is actually the censor system on this board, since you spelled out dolphin...incorrectly.

[weird_4]

Opps :biggrin:

[weird_4]

Chapter 8: Squidward(Lisa) Get's Famous
Scene 8: Squidward's House
Squidward(Lisa):OOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......... The clarinet!
(Squidward(Lisa) plays a note on the clarinet)
Squidward(Lisa):Wow. I wish I had a clarinet at home. Hmmmm what's this?
Squidward(Lisa) reading Clarinet:This is a gift for you Squidward, from us to you. Happy Birthday Squidward. Your parents. P.S, you can name it Clari.
Squidward(Lisa):What can of name is Clari?
(Squidward(Lisa) plays Opps I did it again on the clarinet)
Music Producer:That was great! You are one clarinet player.
Squidward(Lisa):Really?
Music Producer:Really.
Squidward(Lisa):Really?
Music Producer:Really.
Squidward(Lisa):Really?
Music Producer:REALLY FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
(Scilence)
Squidward(Lisa):When do I begin?
Music Producer:Tomorrow morning at 6 AM. Go to the following adress.
(The next day)
Squidward(Lisa):This is great! I'm the best clarinet player ever! And before I thought that I was the best Saxiphone player.
Music Producer:Come on in Squidward.
(Squidward(Lisa) walks in)
Music Producer:O.K now play whatever song you want.
(Squidward(Lisa) plays The Simpsons theme song)
Patrick(Homer):WHOO WHOO! AGAIN! AGAIN!
Squidward(Lisa):Dad?
Music Producer:Is that your father Squidward?
Squidward(Lisa):No. What I meant to say was that my uhhhh Dad gave me this clarinet.
Music Producer:Well I'm here to hear you play music, not to hear about your family. Hmmm that's weird. I used here 3 times in one sentance.
Squidward(Lisa):Heh Heh, yeah.
Staytuned for Chapter 9.

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Chapter 9:Lisa(Squidward) Gets Rich

Lisa(Squidward):Wow. She was right. Lisa did have a saxiphone.
Lisa(Squidward):I wonder if it works still.
(Lisa(Squidward) plays a note and then hears Bart(Spongebob) laugh quietly)
Lisa(Squidward):Huh?
Bart(Spongebob):EAT MY SHORTS! (laughs wildly)
Lisa(Squidward):SPONGEBOB! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
Bart(Spongebob):Sorry Squidward, I can't get that out of my head.
(Homer(Patrick) runs into Lisa's room)
Homer(Patrick):OH BOY! SHORTS!
Bart(Spongebob):NO PATRICK! DON'T EAT MY.......
(Homer(Patrick) eats Bart's blue shorts)
Bart(Spongebob):Shorts.
Homer(Patrick):Do you have any more?
Lisa(Squidward):GET OUT YOU 2! RIGHT NOW!
Bart(Spongebob) and Homer(Patrick):O.k
Lisa(Squidward):Now where was I?
Marge:Squidward, you got some mail here.
Lisa(Squidward):Might as well play it later.
Lisa(Squidward) reading letter allowed:Dear Lisa, Inside this envelope is going to be $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00. From, Mr. Burns. P.S:Go crazy.
Lisa(Squidward):I'M RICH!! WHOOO-HOOO!
Lisa(Squidward):Imagine what I could do with all that money.
(Lisa(Squidward) pictures him in his normal body with hair at a fancy mansion)
Stay tuned for Chapter 10.

[SS4Gohan]

Double posting, triple posting.. but I should judge the story, right?

It's not SB-ish at all, and the humor's just corny. The Simpsons live on land, SB can't go meet them, he lives underwater, remember? Also, Gary says "meow" too much.