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Krabbs431

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« Reply #45 on: September 13, 2003, 12:49:42 pm »
F. Dutchman:What the *Dolphin Sound* is the reason you woke me up?
Spongebob:Wha?
F. Dutchman:Oh..I'm sorry...NOT!!!!
*Sandy,Spongebob and Patrick are confused*
Sandy:Mr. Dutchman...sir..are you..o.k?
F. Dutchman:I'm sorry..I just have a little drinking problem *burps*
*All 3 Gasp!*

Who do you think spongebob calls?

A. 911(cops..duh..)
B. FBI
C. Pizza Castle
D. Alchoholics Anonymous(lol :tongue:  :biggrin: )
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Super Ry

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« Reply #46 on: September 13, 2003, 01:03:13 pm »
Haha. D.
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spongepat369

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« Reply #47 on: September 13, 2003, 02:45:29 pm »
D, even though this is getting stupid, and a number of other things.  Oh, and if he calls Alocholics Anonymus, have Mr. Krabs answer.
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Super Ry

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« Reply #48 on: September 13, 2003, 03:15:32 pm »
Spongebob: (gets out cell phone) Hello, Alchoholics Anonymous? Can I get some help?
Mr. Krabs: Sure. What can I do for you Spongebob?
Spongebob: (looks confuesed) Mr. Krabs? What are you doing there?
Mr. Krabs: Oh this, well, I made a mistake cooking the fries and the people who ate them die.
Spongebob: How'd they die?
Mr. Krabs: I accidentally mixed some sort of poision into the grease, and the health inspetor shut us down.
Spongebob: WHAT?!? (sobbing) But where am I going to work?
Mr. Krabs: I'm trying to strick a deal with Mr. Spatula so you and Squidward can work toghter at the Barg 'n' Mart.
Spongebob: Really? Wow. That's the greatest store in town. Um, but I need some alchol.
Mr. Krabs: Ok. Why you need it?
Spongebob: ____________

a. For a fanit person
b. I want some
c. I have no idea
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Krabbs431

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« Reply #49 on: September 13, 2003, 03:20:46 pm »
I apologies to everyone(even you spongepat369)who thinks this is getting stupid..I'm just trying to be funny..that's all..

*Spongebob calls alchoholics anonymous*

Spongebob:Is this alchoholics anonumous?
Krabbs:Yes
*Spongebob Gasps*
Spongebob:Mr.Krabbs?
Mr. Krabbs:Oh no...
Spongebob:What are you doin' in alcholics anonymous mr.krabbs?
Mr.Krabbs:Nothing...*worried*
Sandy:Who are you talking to spongebob?
Spongebob:Mr.Krabbs!
Sandy:He..works...at..alchoholics anonymous!!!!Ha ha ha!!!that's the funniest thing i've ever heard!!!!!!!!
Spongebob:I'm serious!
Sandy:He does!!!!Oh My Word!
*Mr.Krabbs hangs up*

What do you think they're going to do to the flying dutchman?

A. Teach him that alchohol is not good(That's true!)(and also that his name is not homer simpson!LOL :tongue: !)
B. Walk away
C. They all say to the flying dutchmen,"go to :dolphin sound:!"
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Super Ry

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« Reply #50 on: September 13, 2003, 03:23:33 pm »
:angry: HEY! WE'RE USING MY VERSION YOU BONEHEAD! :angry: Besides, I posted first.
« Last Edit: September 13, 2003, 03:26:43 pm by Super Ry »
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Krabbs431

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« Reply #51 on: September 13, 2003, 03:36:09 pm »
Sorry...go ahead...  :sleep:  
« Last Edit: September 13, 2003, 03:36:38 pm by Krabbs431 »
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« Reply #52 on: September 13, 2003, 05:27:07 pm »
Quote
Spongebob: (gets out cell phone) Hello, Alchoholics Anonymous? Can I get some help?
Mr. Krabs: Sure. What can I do for you Spongebob?
Spongebob: (looks confuesed) Mr. Krabs? What are you doing there?
Mr. Krabs: Oh this, well, I made a mistake cooking the fries and the people who ate them die.
Spongebob: How'd they die?
Mr. Krabs: I accidentally mixed some sort of poision into the grease, and the health inspetor shut us down.
Spongebob: WHAT?!? (sobbing) But where am I going to work?
Mr. Krabs: I'm trying to strick a deal with Mr. Spatula so you and Squidward can work toghter at the Barg 'n' Mart.
Spongebob: Really? Wow. That's the greatest store in town. Um, but I need some alchol.
Mr. Krabs: Ok. Why you need it?
Spongebob: ____________

a. For a fanit person
b. I want some
c. I have no idea
C: I have no idea. B just wouldn't be like SpongeBob, and A, I have no idea what "fanit" means.
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Super Ry

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« Reply #53 on: September 14, 2003, 06:26:53 am »
Spongebob: Hm, um, I don't know.
Mr. Krabs: What? Then why the heck you call? Forget it. (hangs up. Duchman is waking up)
Spongebob: (talking to Mr. K) WELL SAME TO YOU FART FACE!
F D: WHAT?!?
Spongebob: Oh, uh, (giggles nervously) I d-d-d-din't mean you Mister Duchman sir. PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!
F D: (glares for long time. finally...) Oke-doke.
Spongebob: Wait a miniute, pirates don't say (Duchman covers his mouths)
F D: Don't say that out lould. So, what brings you here?
Spongebob: Could you change Bigfo-I mean Patrick back? (Pat smiles and waves hand)
F D: ARE YOU CRAZY? GREENY'S COOK TO A COMA! I'D NEVER CHANGE HIM BACK EVEN IF HE WAS MY FRIEND.
Patrick: PLEASSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEE? I'm super-duper sorry and swear never to eat him again! (80's Crimson Chin)
80's Chin: Don't count on it. You'll get canccled like I did. (leaves)
Sandy: What just happened?
F D: (ignoring 80's Chin) Sure. Why didn't you say so? (zaps Pat and he's back to normal)
Patrick: Yay!
F D: NOW GO BEFORE I GO TO GRASTIC MEASURES (zaps them all into where)

a. Spogebob's house
b. Patrick's house
c. Sandy's house
d. Squidward's house
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Krabbs431

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« Reply #54 on: September 14, 2003, 07:39:31 am »
Spongebob's house
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Super Ry

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« Reply #55 on: September 14, 2003, 08:13:11 am »
Spongebob: What happen? Oh wait, we're at my house.
Patrick: Let's go inside. (they go inside)
Sandy: What do we do now?
Spongebob: We could play a board game.
Sandy: Ok.
Spongebob: I'll get a game.

What game does he get?

a. Bingo
b. Sorry
c. Conncet Four (if this one Patrick eats the checker)
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Krabbs431

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« Reply #56 on: September 14, 2003, 08:15:18 am »
Monopoly!(even though it's not on I just picked it)
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Super Ry

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« Reply #57 on: September 14, 2003, 08:32:44 am »
Spongebob: Let's play Monopoly.
Patrick: Yay! I love Chess.
Spongebob: Huh?
Patrick: Never mind. (Sponge sets up game) I'm hungry.
Sandy: I'll make a sandwich. (heads for kitchen)
Patrick: So........hungry! (thinks game is sandwich and eats it)
Sandy: (returns with sandwich) Okay, here's your (sees games is gone) Where'd the game go?
Patick: What game? (eats sandwich)
Spongebob: Maybe we should visit Squidward instead.
Patrick: Ok. (they go to Squid's house. Sponge knocks on the door and Squid comes out. what do you think he'll say?)

a. go home
b. SANDY MY DEAREST
c. Spongebob, buddy, come in
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Krabbs431

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« Reply #58 on: September 14, 2003, 08:37:10 am »
A is the most possible...B.I don't know about that...and C. ist just to plain weird..(squidward hates spongebob)
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Super Ry

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« Reply #59 on: September 14, 2003, 11:09:09 am »
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