Stritter: I am a retired Sailor from the U.S. Navy. I heard
a song in 1976 about a sailor named Barnacle Bill the Sailor. For
many years I tried to locate this song. Came close twice in Califronia
but the tape was stollen twice before I could get it. Go figure. Anyways
when my two year old and his Mother started to watch this Spongebob
Cartoon the song came back to me and it sure fit the song but not
the lyrics to this cartoon. The song was made in the early 1900's
for a Vaudeville act if I remember correctly. If you sing Barnacle
Bill the Sailor to the Spongebob part it fits. I do not want to go
into the other lyrics for they are very suggestive and X rated. I
think the song was made by two guys in 1930 something. I found it
in 1995 and lost it due to someone stealing it before I could purchase
it. It was not purchased for they where holding it for me. So I am
sure it was stolen. Anyways I am looking for validity to my story
and still in search of this great song. I tried to email some of the
sites and that did not work. Thank You for your cooperation.
Harry Knight Stritter
Cmonkey: I searched around the internet and found many different
versions of the song with different lyrics. It does sound a lot like
the theme song for SpongeBob. http://www.heptune.com/barnbill.html
has some information about the song.
Mohre Kim: I work as a dental assistant, and
i needed a crown, so i gave a picture to the lab that made it and
asked them to place it on there. It's on there for life. On the opposite
side I'm having Patrick!!! cool huh.
Cmonkey: Wow, thats awesome. I didn't know that was possible.
Marcelo Canepa Guerra: Consulta tienen ustedes entre sus productos
DVD de Bob esponja para la region 4 o si tienen para otras zonas pero
con Audio en español. Gracias
Cmonkey: You'll have to contact Paramount for more information,
but I think there are dubbed versions of SpongeBob DVDs for sale.
Ray McDonald: They aren't nautical flags, they are country
flags, the Scottish flag, the Spanish and many more are there.
Cmonkey: I don't think those are country flags. The Spanish
flag is not there.
email@example.com: Dear creator of spongebob,
I hate you, I really******* hate you. You have created the ******
series to come out of Nickelodeon (Nick is starting to become ********
anyway). I'm glad your leaving Nick because I won't have to listen
to that ****** anymore.
Cmonkey: Congratulations, you're the stupidest
person on earth.
Guess what, genius. I'm not Stephen Hillenburg. I'm a fan with a website.
If you don't like the show, don't watch it. Even though he is leaving
the show, SpongeBob will be on Nick for years.
Tim & Donna Kennedy: Hello would you know how to upload
a font (the spongebob one, lol! to microsoft works...i am having bad
as trouble doing this and i needa use this font urgently! Hope to
hear from you soon.
Cmonkey: Copy and paste the font file in the C:/Windows/Fonts/
folder. You can use it in Works after that.
Somebody: Hey, I liked your site. I was wondering what program
you used and what font you used for the banner. Please e-mail the
font and tell me the font. thanks.
Cmonkey: I used a SpongeBob font. I just searched Google for
it. I used Photoshop for the banner.
Laura: hey thanks for writing me, whats your real name just
the first, hehe Cmonkey i no isnt your real name todalu well just
Cmonkey: Sorry, I don't tell people my name.
Scott Whipkey: whats up w/ the halo 2 background in the multimedia?
just wondering if a page monitor stuck it there on accident...or maybe
Cmonkey: I don't remember why I put it there, but Halo 2 is
going to be an awesome game.
|And once again, a special thanks to idiots all over the
world. Thanks to you, viruses like Netsky.A to Z, MyDoom, Novarg, and
others, are spreading like butter on bread... or something like that.
Anyway, is it really that hard to run up to date antivirus software?
Here's a novel idea: don't open email attachments called omg_not_a_virus_open_this.pif.
Thank you for over 2000 virus emails in the last thirty days.
Michael Dunn: Hello this is Michael Dunn with the United States
Coast Guard. Myself and another Coast Guard member have noticed the
nautical signal flags hanging above the door of the Krusty Krab, as
well as Krab's office. We request to know what these flags represent.
We have applied our seagoing, nautical experience and have come to
realize that the order of these flags hold no specific meaning. Do
you know if these flags are just in a random order or if they spell
something unknown to us? Thank you for your time.
Cmonkey: I think it's just a random set of flags drawn onto
it. I haven't been able to find any meaning behind them.
David Russo: Do you have any of the videos in a different
format? I don't have Divx so I downloaded it but I have a Mac and
its a file that only Windows reads. I have QuickTime Player, RealOne
Player, and Windows Media Player, so I think any other format would
Cmonkey: I'm pretty sure that there is a Divx player for Mac.
Karla Landeros: I don't know if this is where I need to write
in order to ask any questions about Sponge Bob. My four year old son
just asked me why there are no sharks or octopuss in the cartoon episodes.
Also if Sponge Bob, Patrick or Squidword will ever have girlfriends.
Both my six year old daughter and my son love Sponge Bob and so do
Cmonkey: Squidward is actually an octopus. A shark is a minor
character in one of the episodes. I doubt any of them will.
Lavvan: How did you make your website?Please tell me all the
Cmonkey: I learned Html. I used it to make the pages. I used
Photoshop to make the pictures. I uploaded it to my webhost. Thats
basically all of it. Check www.webmonkey.com
LinkinParkSlave: where are u located? maybe we talk sometime
Cmonkey: Umm... online.
|MyDoom: And the special letter of the month is from the author
the the MyDoom virus. I'd like to personally thank you for filling my
inbox. The current count is 743 virus emails since January 26th. So,
heres to a future full of... full inboxes...
Alison: Hey Cmonkey,
Its your fellow SZ and friend Alison. I'd just like to say after many
hours of obsessing, I am now taking claim to the title of your number
one fan. Your the best person I know and ever will. I challenge anyone
who wants to be your number one fan to a test. Anyway i really appreciate
your site, and hope that we can soon find out information about the
new movie soon. Thanks a bunch,
Your #1 Fan,
Cmonkey: Wow. You might be my number one fan, but I'm definately
your number one fan. Seriously, I talk to you more than I talk to
anyone else. You're too good to be true...
Joannie: salut je me nomme joannie et j`adore bob l`éponge.
J`aimerais avoir plus d`information sur spongebob. merci et réponder
moi vite vite.......Je vous attent
Cmonkey: je ne parle pas français
rex: as if it's not already apparent by my visit to your site,
i am an adoring squarepants fan. i frequently make use of your pics,
which you have so generously provided, to decorate my notebook; regardless
of the odd looks i receive from others. (universities aren't usually
somewhere you'd expect to see children's cartoons) nonetheless, i
think that you are doing a fabulous job. i was also wondering if it
would be at all possible for you to post more images of spongebob
in his underwear. i find them most amusing, and it would be a lifegiving
sparkle in my seemingly neverending stressful student life. (no pressure,
if you are unable to provide, i still have my horrifying pink font
keeping me from my own sanity) at any rate, i must get on with it,
and let you the same. again; kudos on the site, you've done a remarkable
job. i apologize for this bothering mess, and thank you for your time.
Cmonkey: Heh, thats cool. A lot of people who visit my site
are older than you. Hmm, I'll keep the underwear comment in mind the
next time I post SpongeBob pics.
Alex: hey!!! haha... i'm a great fan of spongebob from singapore!!but
singapore doesn't have any shop that sells spongebob stuff...only
some,which i bought already...and some toy shops,even thought it was
a toungue twister!!haha...weird isn't it...i really wish it has..but
i just founf out something really cool..there's gona be a spogebob
musical coming to singapore!!rock on!!
Cmonkey: Yea, it's hard to find SpongeBob stuff internationally.
SpongeBob musical, thats cool!
Scott: C Monkey you will never believe what i found.
I was searching the Web for Spongebob and I found this website that
Its called Sponge World and it says they are going to Rule the internet.
It said that he was a former member of The Sponge Zone and that the
Sponge World is going to be way better............
Cmonkey: I'll believe it when I see it. People have been saying
that for a long time, but none of them ever build sites that are worth
Lilnappyhead: How did you get all of those pics??? are you
also a spongebob freak???? i'm guessing yeah well just wanna 2 know.
Cmonkey: I got the pics from the DVDs. I'm not a SpongeBob
freak, I'm just a fan.
Daniel: Hi, spongebob. I am one of your best fans. I can never
stop watching you on tv. I am turning my room into you. I have a sister
that never watches tv. I cant stop.My name is Daniel. My address is
***********. My house number is **. My zip code is *****. My town
is ******. Well I hope you can give me a note in my male box.
Cmonkey: Hi, I'm not SpongeBob. I'm just a fan with a website
Darian: im ready im ready hi my name is darian i watch ur
show every day unless im in scholl im nine9 years old i went into
ur pic. and they r k0ol i printted all of theme
Cmonkey: Hi, I'm not SpongeBob. I'm just a fan with a website.
Hannah: My friend and I are Spongebob's #1 fans, it would
be very nice to have a autographed picture of you. Adress: ************************************.
Cmonkey: Hi, I'm not SpongeBob. I'm just a fan with a website.
| Jason Minton: Thought you might like this. Yes it is real.
Cmonkey: Wow, thats crazy.
1kenny: What program did U use to make the site?
Cmonkey: I used many different programs. Some were Dreamweaver
4, Photoshop 7, and Notepad.
Rohaidi Zainon Filzah: hey cmonkey, I'm a huge SpongeBob fan
from singapore and all my friends watch SpongeBob too. But one day
they just up and cancelled the show on our local channel! I don't
get cable, so I cant watch anymore. I'm really angry, coz its not
like there's even any SpongeBob merch around here. Anyway, love your
site, and considering that I'm 15 too, you know tons more about making
websites. Hope you keep on improving it.
Cmonkey: Wow, thats horrible that they stopped showing it.
Dimitri Moraetes: In some of your old polls what is mashed
Cmonkey: Its an edible substance created by grinding potatoes.
|Valerie Kelly: Hello this site is supose to have pis where
are they this is like such a stupid site and a waste of time. and i
think i forgot to mention that you are very stupid to say there are
pics in here.
Cmonkey: Go get a dictionary and look up the word "multimedia".
The pics are there.
|carolyn: yo I luv spongebob, ur site is tight. I had a spongebob
necklace but the charm fell off sumwhere...: ( *tear* where can I get
a new one?
Cmonkey: Thanks. Umm, you can probably get one from a store like
SpongeSquare10: How does the thing work with the CD drive?
Also it doesn't work for me, but it works for my friend...
Cmonkey: It's just some code. It only works if the person
has Windows Media Player installed.
Cammy567: Did you not say that the reason you showed the large
room in the Patricks bedrrom rather than the one where there is a
kitchen from I'm Stupid is that the room you showed turned up in more
than one episode. I think it came in only one episode, the one with
Cmonkey: No, I said that I only showed the one big room because
thats the only one I could get pictures of.
Meg J: Thank you so much for the great Spongebob backgrounds!
I used the one with him blushing and it is ADORABLE. I just bought
a Spongebob mousepad and was looking for a good background to go with
Cmonkey: Cool, matching mousepad and background. Now all you
need is a SpongeBob computer ;-)
Kristen Koback: Just wanted to agree with you that Gary is
the best he he and let everyone know LET YOUR PETS WATCH SB!!!!!!!!!
My rabbit loves sponge bob. Gary is his favorite too though. I bought
a talking Gary from work and he wasn't happy till I had it on top
his cage. Now he gets mad if you move it off you can only touch his
Gary to make it meow! And to let you all know don't feel bad for likelikingp;sponge
bob at at any age I'm 20 years old and i watch sponge bob with my
rabbit almost every day. Sounds strange I know but rabbits are very
intelligent animals. He even has the time mememorizedhat it comes
on (animals remember certain things when they are done rerepetitivelyike
feedings around the same time daily and in my case when sponge bob
comes on also). I also have other animals and they like sponge bob
but it is Wickets favorite. Well hope I got my points across to you
all about age, animal s and Gary. Gotta go watch now i hear the bunny
stomping for me to come put it on.
Cmonkey: Thats cool, everyone likes SpongeBob!
CarolK1217: There have been two more DVD's out and a 6th one
is on the way, and yet you haven't updated the picture section. Why?????
Cmonkey: Because time doesn't grow on trees... or something
like that. I've been busy working on other parts of the site. Adding
pictures is probably the most boring part of the site. I'm thinking
about doing one episode every day this summer to try to finish off
both the DVDs before the 6rd one comes out.
Rcoll61: when do u think the chat is going to be back up?
its been down for days could u email me back asap. thanks!
Cmonkey: The chat went down with the server. It's going to
be back up pretty soon. Compbrain is working on it.
|Gareth Davies: Hi in spongebob volleyball if you press F5 at
any point in the game then press F6, you will return to the exact place
as you were when you pressed F5!!! The ball will be in the exact place
and same with the characters. If you press F5 at the title screen you
can even go back to the title screen whenever you want by pressing F6
instead of exiting and reopening the program! Did you know this, and
if you did, why didn't you post it on the website? was i meant to be
a hidden cheat or something? Also you can push the ball into the post
then use it as a stepping stone to reach the opponent's side it's pretty
hard to pull off though. Oh yeah and what software did you use to make
the game if you used Project FUN then i can send you a game i made
Cmonkey: The F5 and F6 is a save/load feature, but I didn't mention
it because I figured it wasn't really necessary for a Volleyball game.
I know about the net bug, but theres not much I can do about it. I made
the game with Gamemaker 5.0.
|John Larson: Is it true that you are the owner
of spongebob online?because when I was searching spongebob one of the
resualts was spongebobmain it said by
cmonkey of The sponge zone.is all that stuff true?
Cmonkey: No, I made the banner for SpongeBob online, not the
site. PCbob made SpongeBob Online.
|Kimber: Hi, My name is kimber and I was just wondering if you
have any screen savers that are compatible with windows XP home. I sure
would like to get one for my boyfriend, he really loves spongebob. I
think he would dig it if I could surprise him with one. Thanks a lot
I hope that you can help me.
Cmonkey: I don't have any screensavers yet, but I am planning
on making one eventually.
Falco: our lan party was great, but how bout u dont
blow me up when im on your team lol. HEY LOOK I RE-SPAWNED RIGHT IN
FRONT OF THE TANK *BOOM. Do you know where I can purchase a magic
and is there a difference between the conch signal and
the magic conch? hmmmm
*NOTICE* more people need to come and chat with us on #spongebob it'll
b mo fun that way. I guess I should also mention that if any one acts
up on the chat
u may have to see the wrath of sirbors
a live action sb movie
.*(stares into space)
p.s. "Larry" wink wink is in stage one
have him running in a month eh? *wink wink
Cmonkey: I'm not even going to acknowledge that with an answer.
p.s. Yes, Larry is going to be ready to kick butt as soon as you start
working on him...
John Larson: do you have a download page?
Cmonkey: Download page for what... Theres nothing to download.
|Avenengers: What will you do with your site when spongebob
Cmonkey: I'll probably keep working on it until I go to college
|Katie: I just heard a rumor that SpongeBob SquarePants
was about to be canceled because some little kid supposedly killed himself
by trying to find them at the bottom of the sea. Have you heard this
news? If so, is it true?? Thank you
Cmonkey: I've heard the news and it's absolutely false. People
just want something to blame, and SpongeBob was an easy choice. I'm
surprised people didnt blame it on Grand Theft Auto 3 like they usually
do. The reality of it is that the kid slipped off the deck of a ship
and drowned. SpongeBob is being cancelled for a different reason. The
creator of the series, Stephen Hillenburg, left the show to work on
the movie, which will be in theaters on November 19th, 2004. Right now,
it appears that he won't be returning to the show after the movie. Nickelodeon
isn't making the mistake of continuing the show themselves, like they
have in the past with other shows.
RapidB8154: hey first of all jsut wondering did you downloaded
movies made legally. Your only allowed to copy 7 seconds of stuff
unless you get permission by the creator. Also if it is safe could
i use a video or two for my website project at my school it wont be
a public website.
Cmonkey: I bought the DVDs. There is no law that says 7 seconds,
a 1/2 second clip is still illegal.without permission. Also, the creator
has no jurisdiction over SpongeBob. Viacom owns SpongeBob, and they
would be the people I would have to get permission from, which would
never happen because they wouldn't be making any money out of the
deal Realistically, Viacom could shut down my site for the video clips
I posted. You could use the clips.
|Patrick_Squarepants:If you know the answers to
these questions, I would greatly appreciate a reply.
1. Why is there a krabby patty vault if Spongebob thinks
they should all be
2. Why does the Krusty Krab menu keep changing?
3. Why does no one seem to notice that Squidward has no clothes on,
shirt, yet in the episode "Squid's Day Off"
the mother cares when he does not have his shirt?
4.Why is Spongebob so scared of the Redge and the other guys entering
Salty Spitoon when even Flex the flounder
could not inflict any pain on him?
5.In the episode "Something Smells", Patrick cannot smell,
but in the
episode "Wet Painters", Patrick pulls all this nose
hair out and in the episode "Rock-a-bye Bivalve" he smells
the dirty diaper. Do
you believe they just make some of this
stuff so that it suits the episode?
6. Where does Squidward get his clarinet playing skills in "Squidville"
there is plenty of evidence that he is not very good
at playing the clarinet in many other episodes?
7.Why doesn't Spongebob just quit when Mr. Krabbs loses his contract
in "Welcome to the Chum Bucket"?
8. How do the poison sea urchins get in Sandy's suit in "Nature
not even water can?
Cmonkey: The answer to every one of those questions and
a million other ones is that
its a cartoon. Cartoonists just do whats good for the episode. Besides,
it's a talking sponge, a dumb starfish, a greedy crab, an underwater
squirrel, and a snail that smarter than the rest of town; anything can
Celerette: When or will you be giving spongezone a new layout?
Cmonkey: I just did in January. I'm concentrating on adding
content for a while now. I'll add more themes to the current layout
in a month or two. I might have a Patrick or Gary theme.
Lanceandgrey: in the tour of patrick's house you say that
he only has one room. But in the episode "I'm with stupid"
patrick talks to spongebob in his kitchen, proving that he also has
Cmonkey: Yea, but in a few other episodes, like the ones on
the DVD's that I could get pictures from, there's only one room.
@me: I have one question for you. why do you say: P.S.: Many
of these pictures are nowhere else on the net. PLEASE DON'T STEAL
MY PICS!!! Ask for permission if you want to use them on your website.
do you think that's canna work.??? you can set a password on your
site so nobody can steal your pics.....
Cmonkey: I know that a lot of people just take my pics without
right-clicking and saving the pics, which would stop all but the most
determined people. But, I don't want to. Mainly because a lot of people
just want to print out the pictures and use them for personal purposes.
Also, when people want to use them for thier websites, they would
have to list each specific picture that they want, and I would have
to take the time to email each of them.
Manders: Just had a crazy little question for you....on your
page where you have the pics of patrick...the one where he is holding
what appears to be a spoon that is smoking...which episode did that
come from? I don't recall that seen, and crazy enough looks like he's
about to smoke a bowl...hehe...thank you, Amanda...
Cmonkey: Haha, umm... I think thats from "Jellyfishing"
when Patrick is feeding Squidward soup. Feeding soup to Squidward
I mean, not soup made out of Squidward.
sgrfroggie: hmm....spongebob......i think he has an annoying
laugh and it can really get on my nerves sumtimes....i wanna strt
a bonfire and throw spongebob in it...n e wayz patrick is better but
my favorite character is probably gary....hes solemn...yup..--->dont
post this or sponge luvers will hunt me down and assasinate....later
Cmonkey: We all hate the laugh. Besides, Gary is the best
anyway. (sorry froggie)
|Irippedmypants63: hey ur really slaking off on
ur webpage i really think you should speed up because ur last update
was 12-5-o2 and its the 8th
Cmonkey: I try to update at least once every 3 days, but I have
a life. I was in new Jersey for the whole weekend. Besides, most SpongeBob
sites update a LOT slower than mine.
|TidusGirl10: Um...just wanting to tell you that 'SpongeBob:
Employee of the Month" has been out for awhile...cause I have it.
Thanx! Just letting ya know!
Cmonkey: Ya, I know, but I stopped updating the Video Game section.
So few people actually look at it. (since I just posted this letter,
everyone can rush over to Games just to prove me wrong)
|Marshall Florence: um yes mr cmonkey sir, I was wondering what
is sbsp's middle name?
Cmonkey: *confused look on face*, err...shut up marsh.
Kevin Jordan: Hi, I e-mailed you a while ago about using pictures
off your site. I have two questions. 1) how did you get 200,000+ visitors
since 4/6/02!?!?!?!?! 2) where do you get pictures from? and how did
you save 11 GB?
Cmonkey: 1) I'm wondering the same thing. There are really
2 ways of getting hits. 1. People find your site. 2. People keep returning
to your site. To get people to my site, I tried to get listed in as
many search engines as I could. To keep people, I had to make a good
website. A key aspect of getting people to return is updating frequently.
If I updated every day, I could have had even more hits. If people
expect there to be something new at a site, they'll visit every day.
2) I get the pictures off the DVD's. It used to be a long and complicated
process that involved ripping the entire DVD's to my hard drive. Those
rips took up 11GB of space. I just got new software that lets me take
screenshots straight off the DVD, so I no longer need the rips on
my hard drive. I just saved 11GB.
|Gareth Davies: Spongebob Revenge of the Flying
Dutchman for GBA is already out! It says it hasn't come out yet on your
site. I borrowed it from my friend and beat it! And just to tell you,
a cheat code to open the last level is H0X1J?
Cmonkey: I knew it was out, but I stopped updating my videogames
section because so
few people actually go to it. Only about 3% of my hits come from it.
Avenengers: Hey Mr. Sponge dude. I got a question, why isn't
sandy still living in Texas?
Cmonkey: Maybe she was looking for adventure. She loves extreme
sports, so I guess being a squirrel underwater is just another one.
Christian Beaudry: Why does SpongeBob live in a pineapple
? Does he have a girlfriend ?
Cmonkey: I don't know why they made him live in a pineapple.
The only thought I had was, biological diagrams of sponges usually
look like pineapples for some reason. Stephen Hillenburg was a marine
biologist, so maybe thats where he got the idea. He doesn't have a
Falco: g'day cmonkey its ur buddy falco...(no im not australian)
moon just aint the same w/o u...
i cant believe that ur lil site became so huge. the other day i misspelled
ur site name and it actually took me to a porn site... i guess that
shows how popular ur site is...crazy people out there are actually
trying to cash in on peeps that acidentally misspell ur site name...wow
well nuthing much else to say fer this month...i think im smelling
the winds of change coming fer ur site...am i right?(wondering if
i should reveal my real name to the online audience here...hmmm...nahh
maybye next month)
well then fer now,
this is falco-over and out
Cmonkey: Sure Brad... I mean Falco.
Kylie Fitch: I agree that the episodes haven't been that good
lately, but tons of innocent people like me are always waiting for
new episodes to come on!! they can't just stop airing it! Personally,
I think they should let people e-mail in ideas for new episodes, don't
Would they still keep the old episodes on the air even if they stop
making new ones?
Cmonkey: I don't know about that. I've read some of the fanfics
out there, and they are even worse than these new episodes. I think
the fate of SpongeBob lies in Stephen Hillenburg's hands. If he comes
back atfer finishing the movie, he might be able to turn around this
losing streak. And, of course they would air the old episodes. If
the show is finished after these 60 or so episodes, they would air
repeats for years afterwards. They could even come back and make new
episodes like the Rugrats.
Nohely Garay: How tall is Spongebob? What size shoe does he
wear? What size clothes does he wear and wear does he buy his clothes?
Cmonkey: Those are quite possibly the most difficult questions
I have ever heard. I'd assume he's about 3-4 inches tall. His shoe
size is pretty tiny. Same with his clothes. I'm guessing he has a
hard time getting clothes. Not many short square people underwater.
He might even make his own clothes like he did in the prom episode.
Duong Luong: hi mr. spongedude I was wondering how old are
you ? do you like spongebob or some'n like what's yor problem man
it 's just a cartoon. Well just to tell u patrick is better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cmonkey: Hey, I'm 15. I like the show, and Patrick Zone just
doesn't sound rite.
Spongebobqueen88: if u dont mind could i adopt this website
as mine tooo???
Cmonkey: Umm, no. Unless you have the $$$ to buy it out.
|Well, there ya go for now. This should answer some common questions.
Except for the first and last letters. Which means the middle one. Happy
now?! Killed the two most common birds with one stone. You know how old
I am and why I made the site, not to mention the favorite character
thing. Soo... If you send an email that I find interesting, I might
just post it up here.