United SpongeBob: Patrick Star

Full name: Patrick Star

Occupation: Doing nothing

About: Patrick enjoys doing everything that Spongebob does. He is the dumbest creature under the sea, and thats why he's the best.. He actually got a trophy for doing nothing the longest.

Quote: "Heart on stick must die!" eps-16

View Patrick pics - Take a tour of Patrick's house

Legal Crap:
SpongeBob SquarePants and all related titles, characters and logos are trademarks of Viacom International Inc. SpongeBob SquarePants was created by Stephen Hillenburg.

What that means in English:
I don't own SpongeBob. I am not SpongeBob. I did not make SpongeBob. I am just a fan with a website. If you want to say "I love your show", then email somebody at www.nick.com. You won't believe how many people email me thinking that I'm SpongeBob, or that I made the show. So, theres the truth, enjoy it.