Narrarator: 754,493,526 door knocks later. (Sponge's hand has cramped up by now)
Patrick: Uh, Spongebob? You shoud stop knocking before your arm falls off.
Spongebob: Ow, your right. (pulls soar arm off and new one grows in) Aha, that better.
Patick: Still, our heroes haven't answered. MAYBE THEY'VE BEEN ABDUCKDED BY ALIENS!
Spongebob: (gasps) There's only one way to find out! (slams though door and it breaks open reveling a sleeping MM & BB)
Spongebob: (quitely) Shhh, they're asleep.
Patrick: Ok. (yelling) HI MERMAID MAN! HI BARNACLE BOY!
Spongebob: Pat! Now you've done it!
MM: Wha? Who goes there?
Patrick: Only your biggest fans.
BB: Well get out of here before we fry ya to death. We're sleeping!
Patrick: (drools)
BB: THAT'S IT!
Spongebob: Oh no. (BB zaps Pat and he turns into...)
a. vampire
b. warewolf
c. mummy
d. he stays the same